Okay, I honestly have no idea if someone has already done this or they are
already doing this or anything, but I feel like doing this. So here is my
"Star Wars"/wrestling crossover. So I'm caught up in the fever if you
couldn't tell. Just as a warning, this will not contain everything in
every single episode, certain parts will be left out, other parts will be
changed. I think it will be fun though. I'm going to go ahead and start
with Episode IV because that's where Lucas started. Reviews (even
criticism, especially constructive criticism) are welcome and greatly
appreciated. Finally, this is for fun. If you don't like "Star Wars," you
probably won't like this either. Also, there are people who really know
how to write stuff like this and if you like this I would strongly suggest
that you read "WrestleTrek" by ElekraWWF…it is simply amazing.
On to disclaimers…two of them. The basic plot lines for this were conceived by George Lucas. All of that belongs to him and I'm not making any money here, just showing my appreciation for the saga he has constructed. The people playing the roles conceived by Lucas are owned by themselves (maybe they sold their souls to Vince McMahon). There will be some trademarked property mentioned in the series. They belong to Vince McMahon and the WWE.
And since I'm changing names and stuff…certain things might not be easy to figure out so I'll give you a cast of characters:
Luke Skywalker-Shane McMahon (Shane Skywalker)
Darth Vader-The Undertaker (Darth Taker)
Princess Leia-Stephanie McMahon (Princess Stephanie)
Han Solo-Chris Jericho (Han Jericho)
Obi Wan Kenobi/Old Ben Kenobi-Matt Hardy (Hardy Matt Kenobi/Old Matt Kenobi)
Chewbacca-Chris Benoit (Beniwacca)
See Threepio-Christian (Christianpio)
Artoo Detoo-Edge (Edge Detoo)
Uncle Owen-Kurt Angle (Kurt Lars)
Aunt Beru-Molly Holly (Molly Lars)
That's all you need for now. Enjoy!
On to the story…
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
Wrestle Wars: Episode IV- A New Hope
It is a period of civil war. Federation spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Ministry Empire.
During the battle, Federation spies managed to steal plans to the Ministry's ultimate weapon, the ECW, an armored apace station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Ministry's sinister agents, Princess Stephanie races home on her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore order to the galaxy…
On to disclaimers…two of them. The basic plot lines for this were conceived by George Lucas. All of that belongs to him and I'm not making any money here, just showing my appreciation for the saga he has constructed. The people playing the roles conceived by Lucas are owned by themselves (maybe they sold their souls to Vince McMahon). There will be some trademarked property mentioned in the series. They belong to Vince McMahon and the WWE.
And since I'm changing names and stuff…certain things might not be easy to figure out so I'll give you a cast of characters:
Luke Skywalker-Shane McMahon (Shane Skywalker)
Darth Vader-The Undertaker (Darth Taker)
Princess Leia-Stephanie McMahon (Princess Stephanie)
Han Solo-Chris Jericho (Han Jericho)
Obi Wan Kenobi/Old Ben Kenobi-Matt Hardy (Hardy Matt Kenobi/Old Matt Kenobi)
Chewbacca-Chris Benoit (Beniwacca)
See Threepio-Christian (Christianpio)
Artoo Detoo-Edge (Edge Detoo)
Uncle Owen-Kurt Angle (Kurt Lars)
Aunt Beru-Molly Holly (Molly Lars)
That's all you need for now. Enjoy!
On to the story…
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
Wrestle Wars: Episode IV- A New Hope
It is a period of civil war. Federation spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Ministry Empire.
During the battle, Federation spies managed to steal plans to the Ministry's ultimate weapon, the ECW, an armored apace station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Ministry's sinister agents, Princess Stephanie races home on her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore order to the galaxy…