A gold, bipedal droid scurried down the corridor of the starship as fast as
his legs would carry him. "Would you keep up Edge?"
A small little robot, gliding along just behind the gold droid chirped in a language only understood by his companion.
"I know this reeks of heinousity," Christianpio said. "Which is why we need to hurry."
The other droid stopped and beeped loudly and rocked back and forth. Christianpio turned around to look at his counterpart, Edge Detoo. "What? What mission?"
Suddenly a burst of red streaked by Christianpio's head. "We're going to die!"
Edge Detoo continued to rock and he turned around and headed toward the back of the ship. "Where are you going? We're supposed to go to the bridge!" Christianpio shrieked.
Edge Detoo simply beeped a few more times. Christianpio threw his hands up in the air in frustration. "I simply do not understand you!"
Christianpio nevertheless followed his little friend away from the bridge.
*
Several MinistryTroopers stepped back as the menacing Darth Taker stepped onto the starship. "Where are the plans?"
"We don't know Lord Taker," a general said, trying not to shift nervously from foot to foot.
"Do I need to teach you about respect General?" Taker asked, his breath sounding loud as it filtered through his black helmet that covered his entire head.
"No, no Lord Taker," the man said, knowing he should not sound so nervous. "Here's the captain of the ship."
Taker turned toward the man who was pushed towards him. "Where are the plans captain?"
"There are no plans," the captain of the Federation starship said. "I don't know what you are talking about."
"I don't believe you," Taker said, lifting his hand. The captain suddenly had trouble breathing.
"A complete survey of the ship shows that the plans aren't stored in the computers," a young Ministry officer said to Lord Taker.
"Is that so?" Taker asked the captain. "Who has those plans? I know they are somewhere on this ship."
"There are no-" the captain stopped speaking as he suffocated. Taker twisted his hand and the captain's neck was broken as he fell to the floor.
"Find those plans," Darth Taker ordered.
*
"Why are you getting into the escape pod?" Christianpio asked Edge Detoo. "You know those are for human use only!"
The unit beeped at Christianpio, urging him into the pod.
"I don't know why I ever listen to you," Christianpio sighed as he crawled into the pod.
*
"Sir, an escape pod was just launched," an ensign said to his captain. "But a scan showed no signs of life."
The captain thought for a moment. "Don't waste your fire. It was probably just a malfunction. You know how ridiculously faulty these Federation starships are."
"Yes Sir," the ensign said, nodding as he looked back at the control board.
*
"There's one," a MinistryTrooper said, spotting a young woman in a flowing white gown. She looked at them innocently. "Set your guns to stun."
The group of three Troopers advanced slowly toward the woman. She revealed her own gun and shot down one of the officers. She very nearly shot another one before she was hit by the rays from a stun gun.
*
"If it isn't the little Princess?" Taker asked when Princess Stephanie was brought before him.
"Darth Taker," Stephanie said, in a voice filled with contempt. "I should have known it would be you."
"Where are the plans Princess Stephanie?" Taker asked.
"What plans?" Stephanie asked. "This is a diplomatic mission."
"We know you received plans from Federation spies," Taker said. "You can make this easy by simply telling us where they are."
"I have no idea what you're talking about Taker," Stephanie said, refusing to divulge any information that could harm her cause.
"Take her back to the ECW," Taker said to one of his officers. "We will tear apart this ship until we find those plans."
A small little robot, gliding along just behind the gold droid chirped in a language only understood by his companion.
"I know this reeks of heinousity," Christianpio said. "Which is why we need to hurry."
The other droid stopped and beeped loudly and rocked back and forth. Christianpio turned around to look at his counterpart, Edge Detoo. "What? What mission?"
Suddenly a burst of red streaked by Christianpio's head. "We're going to die!"
Edge Detoo continued to rock and he turned around and headed toward the back of the ship. "Where are you going? We're supposed to go to the bridge!" Christianpio shrieked.
Edge Detoo simply beeped a few more times. Christianpio threw his hands up in the air in frustration. "I simply do not understand you!"
Christianpio nevertheless followed his little friend away from the bridge.
*
Several MinistryTroopers stepped back as the menacing Darth Taker stepped onto the starship. "Where are the plans?"
"We don't know Lord Taker," a general said, trying not to shift nervously from foot to foot.
"Do I need to teach you about respect General?" Taker asked, his breath sounding loud as it filtered through his black helmet that covered his entire head.
"No, no Lord Taker," the man said, knowing he should not sound so nervous. "Here's the captain of the ship."
Taker turned toward the man who was pushed towards him. "Where are the plans captain?"
"There are no plans," the captain of the Federation starship said. "I don't know what you are talking about."
"I don't believe you," Taker said, lifting his hand. The captain suddenly had trouble breathing.
"A complete survey of the ship shows that the plans aren't stored in the computers," a young Ministry officer said to Lord Taker.
"Is that so?" Taker asked the captain. "Who has those plans? I know they are somewhere on this ship."
"There are no-" the captain stopped speaking as he suffocated. Taker twisted his hand and the captain's neck was broken as he fell to the floor.
"Find those plans," Darth Taker ordered.
*
"Why are you getting into the escape pod?" Christianpio asked Edge Detoo. "You know those are for human use only!"
The unit beeped at Christianpio, urging him into the pod.
"I don't know why I ever listen to you," Christianpio sighed as he crawled into the pod.
*
"Sir, an escape pod was just launched," an ensign said to his captain. "But a scan showed no signs of life."
The captain thought for a moment. "Don't waste your fire. It was probably just a malfunction. You know how ridiculously faulty these Federation starships are."
"Yes Sir," the ensign said, nodding as he looked back at the control board.
*
"There's one," a MinistryTrooper said, spotting a young woman in a flowing white gown. She looked at them innocently. "Set your guns to stun."
The group of three Troopers advanced slowly toward the woman. She revealed her own gun and shot down one of the officers. She very nearly shot another one before she was hit by the rays from a stun gun.
*
"If it isn't the little Princess?" Taker asked when Princess Stephanie was brought before him.
"Darth Taker," Stephanie said, in a voice filled with contempt. "I should have known it would be you."
"Where are the plans Princess Stephanie?" Taker asked.
"What plans?" Stephanie asked. "This is a diplomatic mission."
"We know you received plans from Federation spies," Taker said. "You can make this easy by simply telling us where they are."
"I have no idea what you're talking about Taker," Stephanie said, refusing to divulge any information that could harm her cause.
"Take her back to the ECW," Taker said to one of his officers. "We will tear apart this ship until we find those plans."