"THE PACKING PEANUTS OF DOOM!!"
(By your friend, OC Starbuddy!)
A/N: Hihi, this is OC Starbuddy talking, obviously. Err… this fic was inspired by me talking to my fangirl friend on the phone, and glancing at the picture of Zim and Gir in a house full of Packing Peanuts on my wall! Oh, and sorry if characters are a little OOC, but this is my first time ever writing an IZ ficcy…
Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez does. Yah!
~DAY: 1 – May 1st, whatever year Zim is currently in… ~
==--3:20 AM--==
"Must… find… plan… that… will cause… earthly… DOOOOM!" Zim cackled within his lab. By now, he was extremely frustrated, not being able to come up with a good plan. He clenched his fists and banged on his keyboard. GIR noisily came walking up to his master with his Scary Monkey blanket, singing/wailing in a strange voice.
"OoooOoOoOoOOoeooooeeeoooOoOEoOOEoeeoEoOoooooOoOo!" he squealed. Zim covered his ears.
"GIR! Stop this noisy… noise making… activity at once!" Zim commanded. GIR came to a sudden halt.
"… Okay," he replied. GIR was possibly the most random thing the earth had yet to witness.
"Filthy… stink beast humans… they don't know what's coming!" Zim said to himself.
"But… nothing's coming to them!" GIR said, with a wide grin. Zim glared at his robot companion.
"That's right!" he shouted. "Filthy humans have no IDEA that nothing is coming for them!"
Zim started cackling, then stopped after a few minutes, realizing he had been cackling for no reason.
"GIR, I MUST come up with something… I need… something… something… unnoticeable, so that DIB shall not get in my way. His big head will ruin everything…" Zim growled.
"PEANUTS!" GIR randomly shouted. Zim was silent for a few minutes. Then he started mumbling.
"Yesssss…. Yessssss! PEANUTS!" he shouted.
…
==--9:05 AM--==
"Stupid Skool," Zim muttered, after hearing it had been canceled due to a spreading infestation of large spork cells. He had been staring out the window of his "normal" looking house, with two small boxes behind him. His eyes slowly turned with his head from the window to the boxes. He picked them up and started walking down to his lab. GIR was sitting on the couch, watching some TV show about the brains of modern radioactive cheesecake.
One of the boxes Zim was carrying had several holes throughout the surface, and sometimes, small whiskers could be seen poking out of them. The other box was a regular box sent in the mail, no bigger than the size of Zim's head. He finally reached the spot he wanted to be in his lab, and shoved a number of things off of a desk. Now that the desk was cleared of all items, Zim placed a clear rodent cage on his workspace. Then, he opened the box with holes in it and dumped its contents into the cage: a medium-sized spotted hamster. Zim then opened up the other box and dumped all of ITS contents into the cage: nothing but Styrofoamy little packing peanuts. But, no, these weren't just REGULAR packing peanuts. These were… PACKING PEANUTS OF DOOM! (well, in reality, they were just normal packing peanuts…) Zim watched with patience as the little hamster squealed and squirmed around in the cage flooded with packing peanuts. Soon, the hamster's fur started to stand on edge.
"Hehehe…"
Zim quickly dropped a small metal bar into the cage, careful not to be touching it when the hamster did. The hamster had shocked itself and died. Zim started to cackle insanely.
"YESS! YEEEEESSSSS! YEEEEEEEESSS!" he shouted. "PACKING PEANUTS OF DOOOOOOM! This is my plan for world annihilation!" he cackled. GIR had silently entered the lab without his master's notice. He made a startlingly random noise.
"OOOOEeeeooeOEoeoEOOEPPPPhHhHHHHPPPPooooesaeas!"
"GIR! Do you not SEE my BRILLIANT PLAN!? This… this is the plan that will make me the Tallest's favorite! By using fear, static electricity, and metal bars, I shall rule the filthy human race!"
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So, how did ja like it? I should make the next chapter soon… I'm slowly getting better at this… it takes a lot of work to fit the characters, I've noticed! I hope this ficcy gets better over chapters. Oh well, read and review! ^_^
(By your friend, OC Starbuddy!)
A/N: Hihi, this is OC Starbuddy talking, obviously. Err… this fic was inspired by me talking to my fangirl friend on the phone, and glancing at the picture of Zim and Gir in a house full of Packing Peanuts on my wall! Oh, and sorry if characters are a little OOC, but this is my first time ever writing an IZ ficcy…
Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez does. Yah!
~DAY: 1 – May 1st, whatever year Zim is currently in… ~
==--3:20 AM--==
"Must… find… plan… that… will cause… earthly… DOOOOM!" Zim cackled within his lab. By now, he was extremely frustrated, not being able to come up with a good plan. He clenched his fists and banged on his keyboard. GIR noisily came walking up to his master with his Scary Monkey blanket, singing/wailing in a strange voice.
"OoooOoOoOoOOoeooooeeeoooOoOEoOOEoeeoEoOoooooOoOo!" he squealed. Zim covered his ears.
"GIR! Stop this noisy… noise making… activity at once!" Zim commanded. GIR came to a sudden halt.
"… Okay," he replied. GIR was possibly the most random thing the earth had yet to witness.
"Filthy… stink beast humans… they don't know what's coming!" Zim said to himself.
"But… nothing's coming to them!" GIR said, with a wide grin. Zim glared at his robot companion.
"That's right!" he shouted. "Filthy humans have no IDEA that nothing is coming for them!"
Zim started cackling, then stopped after a few minutes, realizing he had been cackling for no reason.
"GIR, I MUST come up with something… I need… something… something… unnoticeable, so that DIB shall not get in my way. His big head will ruin everything…" Zim growled.
"PEANUTS!" GIR randomly shouted. Zim was silent for a few minutes. Then he started mumbling.
"Yesssss…. Yessssss! PEANUTS!" he shouted.
…
==--9:05 AM--==
"Stupid Skool," Zim muttered, after hearing it had been canceled due to a spreading infestation of large spork cells. He had been staring out the window of his "normal" looking house, with two small boxes behind him. His eyes slowly turned with his head from the window to the boxes. He picked them up and started walking down to his lab. GIR was sitting on the couch, watching some TV show about the brains of modern radioactive cheesecake.
One of the boxes Zim was carrying had several holes throughout the surface, and sometimes, small whiskers could be seen poking out of them. The other box was a regular box sent in the mail, no bigger than the size of Zim's head. He finally reached the spot he wanted to be in his lab, and shoved a number of things off of a desk. Now that the desk was cleared of all items, Zim placed a clear rodent cage on his workspace. Then, he opened the box with holes in it and dumped its contents into the cage: a medium-sized spotted hamster. Zim then opened up the other box and dumped all of ITS contents into the cage: nothing but Styrofoamy little packing peanuts. But, no, these weren't just REGULAR packing peanuts. These were… PACKING PEANUTS OF DOOM! (well, in reality, they were just normal packing peanuts…) Zim watched with patience as the little hamster squealed and squirmed around in the cage flooded with packing peanuts. Soon, the hamster's fur started to stand on edge.
"Hehehe…"
Zim quickly dropped a small metal bar into the cage, careful not to be touching it when the hamster did. The hamster had shocked itself and died. Zim started to cackle insanely.
"YESS! YEEEEESSSSS! YEEEEEEEESSS!" he shouted. "PACKING PEANUTS OF DOOOOOOM! This is my plan for world annihilation!" he cackled. GIR had silently entered the lab without his master's notice. He made a startlingly random noise.
"OOOOEeeeooeOEoeoEOOEPPPPhHhHHHHPPPPooooesaeas!"
"GIR! Do you not SEE my BRILLIANT PLAN!? This… this is the plan that will make me the Tallest's favorite! By using fear, static electricity, and metal bars, I shall rule the filthy human race!"
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So, how did ja like it? I should make the next chapter soon… I'm slowly getting better at this… it takes a lot of work to fit the characters, I've noticed! I hope this ficcy gets better over chapters. Oh well, read and review! ^_^