Misao's Notes!!!
Hmmmm... Okay. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to send Saitou, the smartass... But, no matter what, the show goes on. Let's get some planning going here...
Himura
-Okay... Queer. That's not a surprise. Generally, when you call a guy an otoko-onna and he doesn't even flinch, that's a dead giveaway. But obviously real repressed. I guess that's why he's so weird about Kaoru-san... Well, there's something I can work with. Get Himura laid by a sexy, sexy man. Or maybe that Sagara guy he seems stuck on. Whatever's better.
Kaoru-san
-Ergh. Well, she's a bad cook, but I knew that. That's not her big problem... at least, I hope not... Aaah, she just needs some booty too. The problem is... from who?... A question for the Great Misao to consider.
That Sagara Guy
-Well, HE'S A DUMBASS, NOW ISN'T HE????!!! Himura seems t' be all over him. Maybe he just needs a good thwap in the head. I can certainly do that... if I can reach that damn head of his. If I can solve all his problems with easy access to some Himura ass, I'll be good t' go!
Megumi-san
-Swings for the ladies, huh? Well, I do need to get Kaoru-san laid. And she did seem to have a fondness of shoving my head in her bosom. So maybe I can get Megumi-san with Kaoru-san... and then Megumi-san can teach Kaoru-san how to cook... or maybe they'd just kill each other and solve a lot of problems! God, this is frustrating!
Yahiko-kun
-Okay, he seems the sanest of them all. If I can figure out what this obsession with obscure meat-and-beer-scarfing European countries is all about, he should be fine. Maybe I'll let him torture Saitou some more... hmmm...
SAITOU HAJIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! I GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO GET OUT OF THIS PARTY AND YOU DO NOTHING BUT MOCK ME AND MY PURPOSES! I KNEW MOST OF THIS CRAP ALREADY! AND ON TOP OF THAT, YOU THREATEN MY WELL-BEING! THAT'S IT, BUDDY! I'M TELLIN' YOUR WIFE! SHE'S GONNA MAKE YOU COME TO THE PARTY! AND I'M GONNA LAUGH! I'M GONNA LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH! I'M ALREADY LAUGHING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! EAT THAT! MISAO WINS! MISAO ALWAYS WINS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!