Disclaimer: Maddy and Moodyirishbabe don't own any thing apart from the
plot and Madeleine, Michelle and Maryann. We don't pretend to own Harry
Potter we wouldn't be able to write such a plot.
Muggle magic?
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Chapter seven
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Two women were walking down the long corridors of Hogwarts discussing something very quickly.
"Did you see the look on Vectors face?" Asked Michelle
"Yes! It was hilarious I heard Minerva tell him to close his mouth. Though Snape was amusing as well." Answered Madeleine
"Good his look of loathing never tires me. Murphy (Maryann) was saying to Hagrid that we weren't fit to be teachers in what we're wearing. What do they expect from people with such sparkling personalities?" Continued Michelle
"Exactly. I mean it isn't that outrages. Albus did say we could do what we wanted. He enjoys a laugh, he was trying not to but I could see it in his eyes."
"I agree. Then again did you see the pupils? All the males in sixth and seventh year had their mouths wide open, the girls looked at us as if we were mad ,the first years laughed and others refused to look. Like what her name. Hermione Granger. I swear she likes Ron Weasley, he likes her why won't they admit it to each other?" replied Michelle
"Because every one else knows it. I pity Harry Potter. He has to put up with it, but he really doesn't notice being mobbed by half the girls in this school."
Just then a man came walking down the corridor and walked into them. His hands some how placed them selves on Madeleine's hips which he realised were bare. "I'm so sorry." He said quickly taking his hands away.
"Look where you're going!" said Michelle looking at him as if he was incompetent.
"And close your mouth." Put in Madeleine smirking.
"This school has a dress code!" The man retorted
"It's a good job we're not pupils then isn't it?"
"You're not pupils?"
"No. Now I believe you are in a hurry as you were walking very quickly, bye." Said Madeleine walking off.
Once safely down the corridor they looked at each other and burst out laughing.
Later that day after having same strange comments from a certain two members of staff they were called up to the head masters office by Minerva though she didn't leave with out adding "it whould do you well to change out of those costumes."
The two women looked at each other. "Our clothing is not outrages is it Michelle?"
"Not compared to what we usually wear."
"I mean they wear this stuff in Hawaii."
"Though I don't think they know that. I think they wear the same things- robes all over the world in the wizarding world. I like them and they actually give this castle a warm atmosphere. It's already freezing and it's not even November yet."
"That could be something to do with the fact that we're wearing grass skirts and bikini's."
"Well we have a pair of hot pants underneath our grass skirts. I'm going like this at least Albus has a sense of humour."
"I agree. I'll go too."
They walked down the corridor and up some stairs until they got to the stone gargoyle.
"Have you noticed that when ever we come here we're in trouble? It' probably something to do with Snape and Murphy." Said Michelle
"Well who wants to break a habit?"
They got onto the stairs, which started to move. When they got to the doors they could hear a conversation, which was going on. "You do seem to have some very strange people in this school at the moment." Said the voice from earlier that day.
Madeleine knocked on the door. The headmasters voice came back "come in."
"Hello Albus." Said Madeleine cheerfully. "What have we done this time?"
She looked around and seeing the Snape wasn't there she continued. "Don't tell me Snape hasn't come to comment on something? I'm sure we must of done something. Did we blow up a cauldron? That would be Michelle's fault as I haven't been in the dungeons since I went to see Michelle this morning. Or is he complaining that we walked into him this morning? Are you a relative? Or is it because we're breathing at this space in time?"
"I am not a relative of Snape!" The man burst
"Can't blame any one if they didn't want to be." Said Michelle
Albus spoke "You are not in trouble though I'm sure Sirius could help you out on that one. Madeleine, Michelle I'd like you to meet Sirius Black." Madeleine put out her hand which Sirius shook "nice to meet you, again."
"So you've meet?" Asked Albus his eyes twinkling
"More like walked into each other," said Michelle
"Madeleine is the Defence against the dark arts teacher and Michelle, the potions assistant."
"You mean you do actually teach. You actually manage to stand being with that man for longer then five minutes?"
"No." Answered Michelle "I put up with him, make fun of him, annoy him and help the students make fun of him."
"And occasionally she helps with the potions."
"Well it's not my fault I have to concentrate hard on putting up with him. Once I've done that I'll help." Retorted Michelle
"Than that won't happen. You know what we should do?" Asked Madeleine forgetting where they were "we should make that glare into a trade mark I'm sure people will buy it. Think of it now 'the best ways to scare sibling give 'em the Snape glare.'"
Albus coughed his eyes full of merriment "Now the reason I called you here is because-"
"We're such wonderful people!" Exclaimed Michelle
"Or does he, I mean Sirius need a tour, though no doubt he's probably an ex- Hogwarts pupil."
"Well actually Sirius probably knows every secret passage from here to Hogsmead and maybe beyond. I want you to Erm... look after Sirius while he stays here. He'll be staying on the DADA corridor."
As they left Sirius started to engage them in small talk. "So what do you think of the Slytherins?"
"They're very biased." Answered Madeleine.
"They're very ambitious, quite friendly once you get to know them."
Sirius raised his eyebrows. "She's the co-head of Slytherin," answered Madeleine seeing the question.
"She was in Slytherin? Were you?"
"No neither of us were. We went to school in Spain." Answered Madeleine
"So how long have you known each other?"
"Too long." Answered Michelle. Madeleine stepped on her foot. "Ow!"
"You said the wrong thing."
"Well it's true!"
"We've known each other for about 20 years. Now here is your room. We have to go to the library."
With that the two women left.
Next chapter: Quidditch
Muggle magic?
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Chapter seven
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Two women were walking down the long corridors of Hogwarts discussing something very quickly.
"Did you see the look on Vectors face?" Asked Michelle
"Yes! It was hilarious I heard Minerva tell him to close his mouth. Though Snape was amusing as well." Answered Madeleine
"Good his look of loathing never tires me. Murphy (Maryann) was saying to Hagrid that we weren't fit to be teachers in what we're wearing. What do they expect from people with such sparkling personalities?" Continued Michelle
"Exactly. I mean it isn't that outrages. Albus did say we could do what we wanted. He enjoys a laugh, he was trying not to but I could see it in his eyes."
"I agree. Then again did you see the pupils? All the males in sixth and seventh year had their mouths wide open, the girls looked at us as if we were mad ,the first years laughed and others refused to look. Like what her name. Hermione Granger. I swear she likes Ron Weasley, he likes her why won't they admit it to each other?" replied Michelle
"Because every one else knows it. I pity Harry Potter. He has to put up with it, but he really doesn't notice being mobbed by half the girls in this school."
Just then a man came walking down the corridor and walked into them. His hands some how placed them selves on Madeleine's hips which he realised were bare. "I'm so sorry." He said quickly taking his hands away.
"Look where you're going!" said Michelle looking at him as if he was incompetent.
"And close your mouth." Put in Madeleine smirking.
"This school has a dress code!" The man retorted
"It's a good job we're not pupils then isn't it?"
"You're not pupils?"
"No. Now I believe you are in a hurry as you were walking very quickly, bye." Said Madeleine walking off.
Once safely down the corridor they looked at each other and burst out laughing.
Later that day after having same strange comments from a certain two members of staff they were called up to the head masters office by Minerva though she didn't leave with out adding "it whould do you well to change out of those costumes."
The two women looked at each other. "Our clothing is not outrages is it Michelle?"
"Not compared to what we usually wear."
"I mean they wear this stuff in Hawaii."
"Though I don't think they know that. I think they wear the same things- robes all over the world in the wizarding world. I like them and they actually give this castle a warm atmosphere. It's already freezing and it's not even November yet."
"That could be something to do with the fact that we're wearing grass skirts and bikini's."
"Well we have a pair of hot pants underneath our grass skirts. I'm going like this at least Albus has a sense of humour."
"I agree. I'll go too."
They walked down the corridor and up some stairs until they got to the stone gargoyle.
"Have you noticed that when ever we come here we're in trouble? It' probably something to do with Snape and Murphy." Said Michelle
"Well who wants to break a habit?"
They got onto the stairs, which started to move. When they got to the doors they could hear a conversation, which was going on. "You do seem to have some very strange people in this school at the moment." Said the voice from earlier that day.
Madeleine knocked on the door. The headmasters voice came back "come in."
"Hello Albus." Said Madeleine cheerfully. "What have we done this time?"
She looked around and seeing the Snape wasn't there she continued. "Don't tell me Snape hasn't come to comment on something? I'm sure we must of done something. Did we blow up a cauldron? That would be Michelle's fault as I haven't been in the dungeons since I went to see Michelle this morning. Or is he complaining that we walked into him this morning? Are you a relative? Or is it because we're breathing at this space in time?"
"I am not a relative of Snape!" The man burst
"Can't blame any one if they didn't want to be." Said Michelle
Albus spoke "You are not in trouble though I'm sure Sirius could help you out on that one. Madeleine, Michelle I'd like you to meet Sirius Black." Madeleine put out her hand which Sirius shook "nice to meet you, again."
"So you've meet?" Asked Albus his eyes twinkling
"More like walked into each other," said Michelle
"Madeleine is the Defence against the dark arts teacher and Michelle, the potions assistant."
"You mean you do actually teach. You actually manage to stand being with that man for longer then five minutes?"
"No." Answered Michelle "I put up with him, make fun of him, annoy him and help the students make fun of him."
"And occasionally she helps with the potions."
"Well it's not my fault I have to concentrate hard on putting up with him. Once I've done that I'll help." Retorted Michelle
"Than that won't happen. You know what we should do?" Asked Madeleine forgetting where they were "we should make that glare into a trade mark I'm sure people will buy it. Think of it now 'the best ways to scare sibling give 'em the Snape glare.'"
Albus coughed his eyes full of merriment "Now the reason I called you here is because-"
"We're such wonderful people!" Exclaimed Michelle
"Or does he, I mean Sirius need a tour, though no doubt he's probably an ex- Hogwarts pupil."
"Well actually Sirius probably knows every secret passage from here to Hogsmead and maybe beyond. I want you to Erm... look after Sirius while he stays here. He'll be staying on the DADA corridor."
As they left Sirius started to engage them in small talk. "So what do you think of the Slytherins?"
"They're very biased." Answered Madeleine.
"They're very ambitious, quite friendly once you get to know them."
Sirius raised his eyebrows. "She's the co-head of Slytherin," answered Madeleine seeing the question.
"She was in Slytherin? Were you?"
"No neither of us were. We went to school in Spain." Answered Madeleine
"So how long have you known each other?"
"Too long." Answered Michelle. Madeleine stepped on her foot. "Ow!"
"You said the wrong thing."
"Well it's true!"
"We've known each other for about 20 years. Now here is your room. We have to go to the library."
With that the two women left.
Next chapter: Quidditch