Disclaimers: Despite praying every night, YYH still doesn't belong to me and never will.
This is a YYH version of 'The Princess and the Pea', a funny fic, at least I hope it will be funny, it will be co-written with my friend Foxtails but I [Rosevine] will be writing this chapter so if it's rubbish you'll know why. Oh yes and gomen to yaoi lovers this is not yaoi, Kurama is a girl in this sorry. Oh and if you are wondering, I used to be Briar Rose but I had to change my name to Rosevine, there were too many Briar Roses.
Thoughts
~~ Change of scene
A/N: author's notes.
Princess and the Killer Seed.
Chapter1-A Peaceful Dinner.
"Hiei, can't you try to eat quieter, you sound like a ravenous youkai, it's not like we starve you or anything, often."
Hiei glared at Mukuro before continuing to eat at a rapid and extremely noisy pace. Mukuro sighed. She and Yomi were trying to have a peaceful dinner, but having a son like Hiei made this next to impossible.
"What he needs is a woman in his life, having a wife calms any youkai down."
Mukuro's head shot up when she heard Yomi's comment." Good idea Yomi, we ought to find Hiei a wife. She would have to be beautiful, like me-"
"No, not like you itooshi," Yomi interrupted hastily.
Mukuro's eyes narrowed. "What are you implying Yomi, that I'm not pretty, is that it?"
Yomi shook his head and amended nervously, "No, No, Mukuro dear, I meant that no one could be a beautiful as you..." At this Mukuro relaxed and continued her speech on what kind of bride would suit Hiei, "Maybe not a beautiful as me, but nearly will do finely. Oh yes and someone who has great ki so that when Hiei flares in a temper she won't get killed...." at this she glanced at Hiei who had finally finished his dinner and was looking at her suspiciously.
" Are you talking about me?" demanded Hiei bluntly.
" Hai, Hiei-chan," began Mukuro before Hiei growled at her and said, "Don't call me that, Mukuro."
"Why not Hiei-ch...Oh alright, Hiei. Anyway we were thinking that it would do you good to have a wife to settle you down, wouldn't you like that Hiei?
Mukuro, expecting the worst threw up a ki shield but luckily for her Hiei was too stunned to do anything. Mukuro, seeing this, immediately said, "So you approve then, that's great! Now then we'll need to hold a contest, oh this means we will have to redecorate the place and burn all the old furniture, but most importantly get an extension built for Hiei's bride..." At this Hiei snapped out of his daze and screamed, "I'M NOT HAVING SOME BAKA YOUKAI AS A WIFE AND THAT'S THE END OF IT!" At this all the servants and Yomi backed out of the room, they had seen this often enough, (A/N: well, Yomi's heard it enough since he's blind) to know that one of the famous Mukuro and Hiei fights were about to begin.
"What do you mean your not taking a wife?" shouted a very vexed Mukuro, "I'm your Kaasan and if I say you're getting a wife then YOUR GETTING A WIFE!" At this Hiei's patience, or what little patience he had, snapped and he unbound his wards on his hand. Mukuro saw this and said in a low voice that was a good deal more frightening then her shouting, "So a fights what you want Hiei? Then you're gonna get it, but don't forget the last time you vexed me..."
~~Flasback~~
Hiei had refused to attend an important Makai conference meeting so...
"GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS MUKURO! SOME KASSAN YOU ARE LOCKING UP YOUR OWN SON WITH NO SWEET SNOW! GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
~~End Flashback~~
Hiei remembered but chose ignore this statement, instead he sent out his dragon while Mukuro threw up a shield, determined that Hiei would have a bride whether he wanted to or not.
~~Meanwhile~~
Yomi picked up the phone (A/N: does Makai even have phones?) and dialled a number,
"Hello, Makai repair company how may I help you?"
"Uh, hi it's me-"
"Yomi! My valued customer, oh let me guess, Mukuro-sama and Hiei-sama again?"
Yomi sighed, "Yes, this time Mukuro wanted Hiei to marry, can you imagine?"
"Iie, but if that's what Mukuro wants who dares object?"
"Yeah, I know."
"So, what needs to be repaired this time? The bathroom, the walls or do I have to rebuild the room?"
"I think it's gonna be the ceiling" at this point the ceiling behind Yomi came crashing down.
"Yup, definitely the ceiling. So when can you make it?"
"This afternoon I'm free, after fixing the Kitsune palace with the Youko princess Kurama, she's a beaut, and a deadly fighter."
At this moment the ceiling in the next room came crashing down. Yomi sighed, "I think that was Mukuro; she mostly wins these fights."
Then Mukuro came walking in, calmly brushing her hands on her trousers. She saw Yomi on the phone and said," Is that repair youkai?"
Yomi promptly forgot the phone and stuttered, "Nani? Oh umm hai, it is"
Mukuro then said, "tell him the whole dining room has to be rebuilt. Hiei lost control of his dragon and it burnt the room down."
Yomi told the repair youko, then replied, "He said he can make this afternoon, after he goes to Kitsune palace."
Mukuro, at hearing this perked up and almost chirped, "the one with that deadly fighting skills and looks to match princess, what's her name.... oh, yes Kurama?"
Yomi nodded, not liking the way Mukuro was looking at him. "Hai, that's the one but why do you- oh no, you don't mean-" Mukuro ignored him as she grabbed the phone. She then shouted down the phone, "YOUKAI REPAIRMAN, YOU STILL THERE?" Yomi gingerly covered all six of his sensitive ears as best as he could with his two hands.
" Hai, Mukuro-sama, how can I help you apart from fixing your rooms fifteen times a month?"
"Youkai, could you please give a invitation to Kurama-sama for me?" asked Murkuro straining the please.
~~~As usual a note from Foxtails~~~
Foxtails- Sorry people but Rosevine and her muse are fighting again so me and my muse, Yume Yuriko
Are here to end the chapter
Yuriko-I hope this doesn't go on for too long, I don't wanna pay the medical bills again.
Foxtails-And the repair bills.
Yuriko-Don't remind me, please.
Foxtails-Off to get Kurama and Hiei to sort this out, you they actually survived through the fights with a
little cut or two and on occasion the broken arm.
Yuriko-That just proves how much they love those two.
Foxtails-Hey, we love them too.
* Walk off muttering sweet nothings while looking for the two hapless bishounen to sort out the fight. *
This is a YYH version of 'The Princess and the Pea', a funny fic, at least I hope it will be funny, it will be co-written with my friend Foxtails but I [Rosevine] will be writing this chapter so if it's rubbish you'll know why. Oh yes and gomen to yaoi lovers this is not yaoi, Kurama is a girl in this sorry. Oh and if you are wondering, I used to be Briar Rose but I had to change my name to Rosevine, there were too many Briar Roses.
Thoughts
~~ Change of scene
A/N: author's notes.
Princess and the Killer Seed.
Chapter1-A Peaceful Dinner.
"Hiei, can't you try to eat quieter, you sound like a ravenous youkai, it's not like we starve you or anything, often."
Hiei glared at Mukuro before continuing to eat at a rapid and extremely noisy pace. Mukuro sighed. She and Yomi were trying to have a peaceful dinner, but having a son like Hiei made this next to impossible.
"What he needs is a woman in his life, having a wife calms any youkai down."
Mukuro's head shot up when she heard Yomi's comment." Good idea Yomi, we ought to find Hiei a wife. She would have to be beautiful, like me-"
"No, not like you itooshi," Yomi interrupted hastily.
Mukuro's eyes narrowed. "What are you implying Yomi, that I'm not pretty, is that it?"
Yomi shook his head and amended nervously, "No, No, Mukuro dear, I meant that no one could be a beautiful as you..." At this Mukuro relaxed and continued her speech on what kind of bride would suit Hiei, "Maybe not a beautiful as me, but nearly will do finely. Oh yes and someone who has great ki so that when Hiei flares in a temper she won't get killed...." at this she glanced at Hiei who had finally finished his dinner and was looking at her suspiciously.
" Are you talking about me?" demanded Hiei bluntly.
" Hai, Hiei-chan," began Mukuro before Hiei growled at her and said, "Don't call me that, Mukuro."
"Why not Hiei-ch...Oh alright, Hiei. Anyway we were thinking that it would do you good to have a wife to settle you down, wouldn't you like that Hiei?
Mukuro, expecting the worst threw up a ki shield but luckily for her Hiei was too stunned to do anything. Mukuro, seeing this, immediately said, "So you approve then, that's great! Now then we'll need to hold a contest, oh this means we will have to redecorate the place and burn all the old furniture, but most importantly get an extension built for Hiei's bride..." At this Hiei snapped out of his daze and screamed, "I'M NOT HAVING SOME BAKA YOUKAI AS A WIFE AND THAT'S THE END OF IT!" At this all the servants and Yomi backed out of the room, they had seen this often enough, (A/N: well, Yomi's heard it enough since he's blind) to know that one of the famous Mukuro and Hiei fights were about to begin.
"What do you mean your not taking a wife?" shouted a very vexed Mukuro, "I'm your Kaasan and if I say you're getting a wife then YOUR GETTING A WIFE!" At this Hiei's patience, or what little patience he had, snapped and he unbound his wards on his hand. Mukuro saw this and said in a low voice that was a good deal more frightening then her shouting, "So a fights what you want Hiei? Then you're gonna get it, but don't forget the last time you vexed me..."
~~Flasback~~
Hiei had refused to attend an important Makai conference meeting so...
"GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS MUKURO! SOME KASSAN YOU ARE LOCKING UP YOUR OWN SON WITH NO SWEET SNOW! GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
~~End Flashback~~
Hiei remembered but chose ignore this statement, instead he sent out his dragon while Mukuro threw up a shield, determined that Hiei would have a bride whether he wanted to or not.
~~Meanwhile~~
Yomi picked up the phone (A/N: does Makai even have phones?) and dialled a number,
"Hello, Makai repair company how may I help you?"
"Uh, hi it's me-"
"Yomi! My valued customer, oh let me guess, Mukuro-sama and Hiei-sama again?"
Yomi sighed, "Yes, this time Mukuro wanted Hiei to marry, can you imagine?"
"Iie, but if that's what Mukuro wants who dares object?"
"Yeah, I know."
"So, what needs to be repaired this time? The bathroom, the walls or do I have to rebuild the room?"
"I think it's gonna be the ceiling" at this point the ceiling behind Yomi came crashing down.
"Yup, definitely the ceiling. So when can you make it?"
"This afternoon I'm free, after fixing the Kitsune palace with the Youko princess Kurama, she's a beaut, and a deadly fighter."
At this moment the ceiling in the next room came crashing down. Yomi sighed, "I think that was Mukuro; she mostly wins these fights."
Then Mukuro came walking in, calmly brushing her hands on her trousers. She saw Yomi on the phone and said," Is that repair youkai?"
Yomi promptly forgot the phone and stuttered, "Nani? Oh umm hai, it is"
Mukuro then said, "tell him the whole dining room has to be rebuilt. Hiei lost control of his dragon and it burnt the room down."
Yomi told the repair youko, then replied, "He said he can make this afternoon, after he goes to Kitsune palace."
Mukuro, at hearing this perked up and almost chirped, "the one with that deadly fighting skills and looks to match princess, what's her name.... oh, yes Kurama?"
Yomi nodded, not liking the way Mukuro was looking at him. "Hai, that's the one but why do you- oh no, you don't mean-" Mukuro ignored him as she grabbed the phone. She then shouted down the phone, "YOUKAI REPAIRMAN, YOU STILL THERE?" Yomi gingerly covered all six of his sensitive ears as best as he could with his two hands.
" Hai, Mukuro-sama, how can I help you apart from fixing your rooms fifteen times a month?"
"Youkai, could you please give a invitation to Kurama-sama for me?" asked Murkuro straining the please.
~~~As usual a note from Foxtails~~~
Foxtails- Sorry people but Rosevine and her muse are fighting again so me and my muse, Yume Yuriko
Are here to end the chapter
Yuriko-I hope this doesn't go on for too long, I don't wanna pay the medical bills again.
Foxtails-And the repair bills.
Yuriko-Don't remind me, please.
Foxtails-Off to get Kurama and Hiei to sort this out, you they actually survived through the fights with a
little cut or two and on occasion the broken arm.
Yuriko-That just proves how much they love those two.
Foxtails-Hey, we love them too.
* Walk off muttering sweet nothings while looking for the two hapless bishounen to sort out the fight. *