Blahdee blah…. I don't own any of this stuff duh…. Um yeah this is the actual story umm yeah…………..

"What?" Rei asked in a shocked tone. (This used to be irregular… but Rei is a sort of normal person now.)

"You heard him Wonder Girl!" Asuka cried in a tone she only got once a month.

"Saturday I was in my room, and Misato came in and sat down beside me. She told me that 'it' was all she could do for me at the time or something like that and started to put her hand on mine.-"Shinji said re-explaining it for Rei despite Asuka, but was interrupted.

"Oh man! I envy you so bad! I wish I could've been there! I would have said 'yes' without thinking!" Toji said drooling just thinking about it.

"Exactly! Without thinking!" Hikari yelled.

"You ecchi! Go away! Shuu, shuu! We are having an important familyish talk!" Asuka pushed him away and finished by kicking him. Hikari drug Toji off by his ear.

"But why would she do something like that?" Rei asked getting into it with a concerned voice.

"I was bummed out so Misato came in to cheer me up." Shinji answered.

"Shinji you sure you aren't imagining things? Not only would it be impossible for any girl to like you that way, Misato doesn't like younger guys!" Asuka said she could only achieve the underline once a month too.

"I'm positive Asuka! She put her hand on mine, I pulled my hand away and told her to cut it out. Then she left. But I really wonder what she was talking about , though.. I think I have an idea." Shinji said putting more thought into it.

"Wow! How weird! I wonder what's up with Misato?" Rei asked inching closer to Shinji unnoticed.

"Maybe she's just gone nutzo 'cause of Kaji's death?" Asuka guessed inching closer to Shinji from the other side unnoticed.

"Maybe we should just ask her?" Shinji suggested taking another bite of his lunch which he had made himself this morning for the three of them.

"Mmm, this is very good!" Rei said as the benches sides became bigger from the inching girls.

"Baka! You don't just walk up and ask somebody something like that!" Asuka said taking a bite.

"I'm glad. Why not?" he said first to Rei and them to Asuka.

"You just aren't supposed to! Geeze Baka… you are such a little boy!" Asuka said angrily as always.

"He's just as old as you are! Why are you calling him little?" Rei said standing up.

"Why are you standing up for the baka-yaro?!" Asuka yelled kicking Shinji in the leg while saying baka-yaro. Shinji rubbed his leg and stood up with an annoyed look on his face.

"Asuka Langley Sohryu! Rei Ayanami! Please stop! If you don't quit, I'll tell Misato!" Shinji yelled.

"I am very sorry Shinji. Gomen." Rei said grabbing his arm. "Gomen, gomen."

"Ugh! Why are you apologizing? You're just like Shinji! Always apologizing for things that aren't your fault!" Asuka turned to Shinji, "Why did you call my name first, is it because you like her better?"

"That's not it at all, Asuka! I don't like any of you better than the other. I called your name first because your first name is alphabetically first. Plus you started it by calling me a little boy." Shinji spoke.

You started it by sticking up for him! Asuka thought.

"Please don't kick Shinji. I'm sure it hurts." Rei said calmly.

"Well Miss Sensitive. Maybe I should just go eat my lunch elsewhere." Asuka said turning away from them.

"Please don't Asuka." Shinji said grabbing her hand and leaning in close, "pullease don't leave me! Not alone with her anyway! Pullease!" Shinji pleaded light enough so that Rei couldn't hear.

Asuka turned back around, "I have decided to stay because there are no other cute or cool guys to hang out with." she informed them.

Rei scowled. Almost had a chance to be with Shinji alone!… Oh well! Being alone with Kaoru would be much nicer. She brightened up. (Now that Rei had emotions they were constantly changing. She was really making up for lost time.)

Shinji pondered what Asuka said, …hey does that mean I'm cool and cute in her eyes? Wow! Another compliment! I shall live off of this for a while. I'm cool! I'm cute! I feel so loved… of course I'm loved, I'm the star of an anime! Etc., etc., etc…. They all sat in silence for a while and ate their food… Until the joy of Rei's life walked by. Gendo!!!!! (Ha ha, sorry, I had to put that down.) Anyway, who really walked by was Kaoru.

Rei jumped up immediately, "Hi, Kaoru, why don't you join us for lunch?" Rei said this after magically appearing in front of him.

"Yeah, Wonder Boy! Oh, no wait, that's Shinji! So you must be Wonder Angel! Come, enjoy, look at us with that smug look of yours that I hate so much!! You and Rei can just sit there and fry my self esteem and my brain and my whole being, just by staring at me!!!" Asuka said with sarcastic enthusiasm the whole way.

Kaoru took a step back from Rei and looked over at the bench the other two were on and gave Asuka a confused questioning look, causing her to shudder.

"Sorry, Rei, but I already ate my lunch." he said calmly.

(heh heh I decided that all the pilots were psychically connected! Yay!…)

Hey Koaru, could you possibly take Rei with you when you go, please! Shinji thought at Kaoru.

Only for you, Shinji, only for you. If it wasn't for you, I would never have pretended to like her. You are enjoying your time away from her, right? Kaoru thought back.

Yes, very much, thank you! Shinji thought.

Oh, yes, Asuka! Yesterday I saw Rei looking at you funny, so watch out. Kaoru sent to Asuka.

Thanks for the warning, but I normally stay away from her anyway. Suspicions confirmed… Asuka said, making sure Rei couldn't hear, just like the others had.

Kaoru walked off smiling with Rei on his arm. "Bye, Shinji! Bye Asuka!" Kaoru said as happily as anyone could while walking off with Rei. Asuka scowled at his 'happyness'.

I'm so special……….. Do you like?! Please tell me if you do…. Umm yeah.. Weird, no?