Umm yess sailor moon people talk…………… and Final Fantasy Seven people talk to the scary deluted Eva people! Funness………..umm yeah…….. The kissing will come soon Starvoicereason. Don't worry.
Enter Sailor Moon Characters. Heh heh sorry I've always wanted to do that.
"Ohmygosh! That guy is soo cute!" a girl with extremely large blonde pigtails said as Kaoru walked past.
"He kinda reminds me of one of my old boyfriends, Zack." a girl with a brown ponytail said.
"Geeze Usagi! Calm down would ya? Leave some guys for us! You already have a future husband and a daughter!" Rei (sailor moon) yelled at the blonde making her black hair twirl around her body.
"Wow! How many boyfriends have you had Makoto?" the pink haired one asked.
"I stopped counting." Makoto answered focusing on a new group of boys all adorned with blonde hair and blue eyes.
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"Umm? Excuse me. Hello? I'm Aerith Gainsborough and I was wondering if you could tell me where the office of this school is?" Aerith said to Shinji after pulling up a man who didn't look very pleased.
"Oh! Of course! My name is Shinji Ikari and this is Asuka Langley Sohryu." Shinji said cheerfully.
"Hello. Are you one of the new students?" Asuka asked surprisingly nice.
"Yes we are. Sephiroth here and some of my other friends are all from a different world." Aerith said happy that someone would even talk to her.
"Hi I'm Sephiroth. And I was just wondering why that girl, Asuka, is staring at me?!" Sephiroth said the last part to Aerith. Aerith grabbed Sephiroth's arm and kinda glared at Asuka then looked lovingly at Sephiroth. (Just to make sure everyone knew who belonged to who. And Sephiroth totally belonged to Aerith whether he liked it or not, but luckily he liked it.)
"Soo, are you two going out?" Aerith asked Shinji and asuka. Shinji and Asuka went red.
"Never! Ever! Eww! What a disgusting thought! Does it look like we are? Oh my! I might need to go barf! I might need to start hanging around with other people! Oh! No!" Asuka totally fell apart and started fretting about everything. If the way she did her hair or her clothes or the bench she sat on or the brand of toothpaste or if her toothbrush or if anything else she could think of was the clue to them 'going out.'
Shinji, after recovering from a hurt look, spoke up. "No, we aren't going out." he sounded slightly disappointed. Does she really think I'm that bad?! he looked down at his feet. She hates me! I'm ruined. Oh Kaoru must know.
Seffy (Sorry I couldn't take it anymore his name is just too long!) took one (Ack! Now Seffy is annoying me! It's just not serious enough! .~-~. *bawl*) good look at the fretting Asuka and started laughing hysterically. He doubled over in joy.
Asuka stopped and looked at Sephiroth murderously. "Eva Unit 02!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she cried pointing towards the heavens. "Come to me, my doll!!!!!!!!"
"Oh no! She's doing it again!" Shinji said looking at the confused Aerith and then to the still laughing Sephiroth. "I suggest you both leave as soon as possible! Go to the office! Ask for Gendo!"
"But you never told us where it was!" she cried.
"Sorry miss! Go in that door and go up the hall and turn right you should see it then they literally have a flashing sign. Bye!" Shinji gave the directions as Aerith and Sephiroth, who was still laughing, quickly walked off. Just as the ground started to shake and crumble a while ahead of Aerith and Sephiroth.
A huge red head came up out of the ground followed by a great body covered by red armor. "Momma! I'm so glad to see you!" Asuka cried to the monster as she began climbing carefully up the giants leg making sure no one saw her underware. The monster made a strange scream. "Ishuligin, momma! I'm sorry I called you a doll!"
Aerith screamed, "Sephiroth do something!" by that time he had stopped laughing.
Hmmm that one was short…………… but only so I could make it a cliffhanger and laugh at and mock you all. 'Cause you know what?! I know what happens! Ahhaaahaahaahaha! I rule………………..