Hello and welcome to my second lemon story. This is also a crossover between Naruto and Assassination Classroom with Naruto Uzumaki getting with Irina Jelavic, AKA Ms. Jelabitch. This will also be the very first pairing of these two characters in any M rated story on this website, at least s far as I know.

Author's Note: This is a tribute to DarkChild316, who earlier this year, decided to quit working on his famous Icha Icha Paradise and The Kyuubi and the Mage one shot stories do to family problems. I don't know if he'll ever go back to working on his projects, but I do hope that he does, once those family matters are settled.


Two Assassins Who Fell in Love

It was a normal day in Konohagakure, the Village Hidden in the Leaves. All around, the civilians were enjoying a nice day of sunshine with barely a cloud in the sky. Atop the Hokage Monument, an Anbu wearing a fox mask was overseeing the village below. This Anbu seemed to be very interested in one of the heads on the monument in particular, that of the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze.

"Dad," said the Anbu.

Suddenly a messenger bird came up to him with a message from the Hokage. Taking the message, the Anbu made his way to the Hokage's office to see what was needed.

At the Hokage's office, the fifth Hokage, Tsunade Senju, was waiting patiently for the Anbu to arrive. When he entered, she got right down the business.

"Been a while, Naruto," Tsunade smirked.

"What did you have for me, Granny," Naruto asked.

Tsunade then told Naruto, "It's your first S-Ranked Mission in a while Naruto and it's an assassination mission."

"Assassination," Naruto questioned. "Granny, you know I don't do those kinds of missions."

"I know," Tsunade acknowledged. "However, it's only meant to look like an assassination mission. Your mission is to locate this individual and capture her by any means."

Tsunade then showed Naruto the profile and Naruto couldn't help but blush behind his mask. The profile had the picture of a tall and beautiful fair-skinned young woman with wavy hip-length light blond hair that was split on either side, large light blue eyes and a very sensual body. What caught his attention the most was her ample bust and curvy physique.

"Her name is Irina Jelavić, master assassin known for seducing her victims before killing them," Tsunade informed Naruto. "Think you can handle her?"

"I'll do my best, Granny," Naruto answered.


Elsewhere a certain young blonde-haired woman was sitting in the office with her latest employer. Smoking her cigarette as usual, her employer gave her the latest mission.

"Irina Jelavić, I'm glad you came here," said the employer.

"Yeah, whatever," Irina smoked. "What's my assignment?"

"You are to go to the Land of Fire and take out this individual," the employer showed Irina a profile.

Irina took the profile and couldn't help but blush a little. The profile had the picture of a tall and handsome tanned-skinned young man with spikey blonde hair, blue eyes, and an athletic physique. What caught her attention the most was his set of three whisker marks on either cheek, which she can only describe as birthmarks.

"His name is Naruto Uzumaki, expert ninja known for being completely unpredictable," the employer informed Irina. "Think you can handle him?

"He'll be a piece of cake," Irina answered.


Days later, Naruto was patrolling the streets of what appeared to be a large city. He was in casual cloths, hiding his identity as best he could without using any of his jutsu. While it would have been better for him to use a transformation jutsu, he also wanted to find Irina as quickly as possible and he knew from experience that the best way to do that was to draw out his target.

"Where do I find this Irina chick," Naruto asked himself. "I gotta admit, she's hot as hell and she has a nice bust, not that I haven't seen that before, Grandma Tsunade. Now if I were a seductress-type assassin, where would I go?"

Then, by pure chance, Naruto came across what appeared to be a strip club in the city. At first, Naruto felt that the strip club thing was too obvious a place for a seductress assassin. But the more he thought about it, the more he realized that this is where he should go to lure out his quarry. So without hesitation, he entered the club building.

Not far away, Irina had been watching from her car as Naruto entered. Thanks to some handy binoculars, she was able to identify Naruto right away threw his hair, eyes, skin, and whisker marks.

"A strip club huh," Irina said to herself. "I can't believe I found my quarry here of all places and I was already making arrangements to fly to the Land of Fire. This is obviously a trap. Still, I can't let him get away. I have to get him into a hotel room where I can kill him without anyone noticing. There's only one thing I can do, spring the trap."

Irina then parked her car in the parking lot in front of the strip club building's back door. Upon parking, Irina got out of her car and took out a bag full of cloths. Fortunately for her, she had appropriate cloths for strip clubs from previous missions.

Irina took out a radio and told a group of men, "It's me, now listen up…"


Inside the strip club, Naruto was watching a show unfold as several women came in and preformed exotic dances in front of a large group of men. Naturally, Naruto rolled his eyes as everyone else howled like wolves upon seeing these women strip almost nude. Naruto himself however, do to his time with Jiraiya along with his research in creating the Sexy Jutsu, wasn't so susceptible. If anything, he found the show quite boring.

"What a snore," Naruto whispered to himself.

Suddenly one more woman entered the room and this one immediately caught Naruto's attention. On stage was none other than Irina Jelavić, the one that he had been targeting. What got Naruto's attention was the fact that not only did she fall for his obvious trap, but was preforming on stage in front of a large crowd. Okay, the latter part wasn't really that surprising, but still. Irina walked up to the poll closest to Naruto and began striping her already revealing cloths off one by one until she was left in revealing undergarments that showed off her body to everyone, say for her nipples, anus, and vagina. As she danced, Naruto couldn't help but keep his eyes glued to Irina, as if he were hypnotized by her beauty.

"Oh wow," Naruto thought, keeping his gaze on Irina. "Who would have thought that someone like her could be an assassin… Then again, you can never judge a book by its cover."

"That's right, big boy," Irina thought, keeping her eyes on Naruto. "Keep those sapphire-blue eyes on me… Enjoy the show while you can because it will be your last."


After the show was done, Naruto was seen walking out of the club when suddenly, Irina appeared at the front door.

"Excuse me, sir," Irina called out.

"Oh, it's you," Naruto acknowledged.

"Did you like that show I gave you," Irina smiled as if she were in love with him.

"Well, yeah," Naruto admitted while smiling with a blush. "Best show I've ever seen. It's a shame though that it's over."

"Well, it doesn't have to be over," Irina offered. "If you want, I could give you an encore, "privately"."

"Ah," Naruto reacted. "I don't know, I've got places to be and we don't even know each other's names."

"Not a problem," said Irina, seductively. "I know this hotel you and I can stay at tonight and I can give you a private show."

"Well, okay," Naruto answered. "By the way, my name is Naruto Uzumaki."

"I'm Irina Jelavić," Irina introduced herself. "Now follow me, Naruto. I'll drive us to the hotel."

Irina then led Naruto to her car and the two drove off towards the hotel.


Sometime later, Naruto and Irina entered the hotel room and Naruto was amazed at what he was seeing in front of him. All around him, there was a crystal chandelier, a recliner chair, a big screen TV, fancy drawers, scented candles, and most importantly a king size canopy bed. All in all, this was a fancy love hotel room, one that normally only royalty and celebrities could hope to afford.

"What do you think, Naruto," Irina asked sweetly.

"I think I'm living in a dream, Irina," Naruto admitted.

"You may as well be, chump," Irina thought. "With this kind of room, anyone would want to relax and enjoy the festivities. I had to use the money I gained from some of my previous missions in order to afford this room. And luckily for me, no one was using this room so I didn't have to use my charms to bribe them."

"I don't know if she was able to bribe someone out of this room or not, but I do know this much," Naruto thought. "She must have used quite a lot of money in order to get this room in order to assassinate me in her own way."

Irina then made her next move and bribed sweetly, "Naruto, it's been a long day. Why don't we shower before we get to the fun part?"

Playing along with it, Naruto simply said, "Not a bad idea, Irina. Ladies first, or perhaps you'd like us to shower together."

"Oh, I don't think we're ready to be showering together, Darling," Irina couldn't help but blush at Naruto's offer.

"Besides, I set up my trap for the bed," Irina thought. "I would have set it up for the shower, but I had to conserve my money."

"I'll let you go in first," Irina bribed. "I tend to take long showers do to my complexion and my hair and use up all the hot water as a result."

"Well, okay," Naruto agreed. "I'll be out before you know it."

Naruto then got into the shower and began washing himself while Irina waited.


Sometime later, Naruto emerged with only a towel on, which covered everything from his waist down to his knee caps. "I'm done."

Irina looked towards Naruto and couldn't help but blush at the sight of Naruto's perfectly sculpted body. While he was no muscle-bound brute by any means, all of his years of ninja training payed off handsomely. His biceps, triceps, quadriceps, forearms, abs, pectoralis, etcetera, everything about his body was something to behold. As Irina stared at him mesmerized by what she saw, Naruto took notice of this and began showing off by crossing his arms and smirked at her.

"Oh wow," Irina thought. "I've seen men who were muscular before, but I think this guy takes the cake. Now that I think about it, it's a real shame that such a handsome young man has to die by my hands."

"Aren't you going in," Naruto teased.

"Oh, right," Irina then took her turn in the shower. "Don't get dressed yet, Naruto. I've got something special for you when I get out and it requires you and I to be without cloths."

Naruto obliged as Irina entered the shower.


Sometime later, Naruto was sitting on the canopy bed, waiting for Irina to come out of the shower. He had been waiting for almost half an hour until finally, Irina emerged from the shower, wrapped up in a towel that barely covered her curves.

"Wow," was Naruto's only reaction.

"Sorry it took me so long, Naruto," Irina apologized. "It takes a little while for my hair to dry."

"Oh, it's okay," Naruto answered almost hypnotically as he gazed at Irina's bust.

"Oh yeah, he's falling for it," Irina thought, noticing that Naruto had a boner.

"Oh yes, she's falling for it," Naruto thought as he noticed Irina gazing at his boner.

"So Irina, how shall we start this," Naruto spoke.

"Infiltration is an art, one that requires flexibility and finesses," Irina thought as she reached for her towel and unwrapped it, revealing her natural beauty. "He's mine. I just have to act quickly before he gets suspicious, and I know just how to do it."

"Oh Naruto, I just can't stand it anymore," Irina acted innocently as she walked up to Naruto, swaying her hips as she did. "You'll think I'm a harlot, but I simply can't control myself around you!"

Irina got onto the canopy bed on top of Naruto, who thanks to his training with Jiraiya, correctly guessed that her measurements were 97/60/91 centimeters (38/24/36 inches).

"You're body, your strength, everything about you drives me mad with longing," Irina used her temptations and her body to fool Naruto into letting his guard down.

"Oh ah, thanks… Irina," Naruto stuttered as he noticed Irina swaying her breasts back and forward while also shaking her ass from side to side.

"Does that make me a bad woman," Irina teased. "Am I bad?"

Naruto could not answer as he was too busy paying attention to Irina's breasts as they swayed back and forth over his face.

"That's right, Naruto," Irina thought as Naruto watched her swaying breasts. "Just like before, keep your eyes on me. Don't pay attention to your surroundings. I spent all day fixing this place up, all for you that is, all for you."


Inside the walls, three men were watching as Irina used her temptations on Naruto. All of them were armed with sniper rifles aimed at Naruto and ready to fire as soon as Irina gave the signal. One was an L115A3, one was a VKS, and one was an M24, all of which were equipped with silencers so no one else in the hotel could hear them. But before any of them could see Irina give them the signal to fire, someone appeared behind each of them and knocked them out without much trouble. These mysterious individuals then tied up the men with powerful ninja wire and took their weapons away so that they couldn't escape. The mysterious individuals then popped away in smoke.


In the room, Irina continued to seduce Naruto with her nude body, making sure that he wasn't paying attention to his surroundings.

"This is what you want," Irina sweetly told him. "You can't fool me."

But when she thought Naruto was going to try and resist her charms, he surprised her by grabbing her shoulders and reversed their positions. He then proceeded to grope her right breast with his left hand and her ass with his right hand, naturally causing her to moan.

"You have no idea how right you are, Irina darling," Naruto then moved in and caught Irina's lips with his own, silencing her and preventing her from saying anything else as he fondled her bust and ass.

Irina tried to fight back, but was surprised by just how strong Naruto was as he kissed her. If that wasn't bad enough, she suddenly felt his tong push its way into her mouth and for some strange reason, she didn't resist him. It didn't help either that the way he was groping her was unlike anything she had experienced.

"What is going on here," Irina wondered. "The way he's kissing me, I… I… I can't stop… wanting him… But why…? Obviously he's groping me while kissing me, but I've been kissed while being groped before."

"It looks like I've got her," Naruto thought. "As long as she's keeping her attention on me, she won't notice that her men have been taken out of the picture. But there's something about her that I just can't shake. What is it about her that makes me just want to keep kissing her? I know why I want to keep groping her, her body is amazing, but this…? We barely know each other… and yet… I can't help but feel that… she and I were somehow destined for each other. What am I thinking, that's ridiculous. Or is it?"

Suddenly, perhaps on instinct, Irina wrapped her arms around Naruto's back as she tried to deepen the kiss. The two then closed their eyes as they continued making out, falling into a deep bliss as they kept up the lip lock for who knew how long. During that time, Naruto ceased his groping in favor of hugging. They continued until they both needed air and separated.

"Sorry, I got carried away," Naruto panted.

"It's alright, so did I," Irina panted.

The two panted for a little while until they calmed down.

"Tell me, Naruto, was that your first kiss," Irina smiled.

"It was, and I assume that wasn't yours," Naruto smirked.

"You're such a naughty boy, Naruto," Irina commented as she thought, "Damn it, this kid is better than I thought. He's got me so into this that I actually want to have more time with him, and that was just a kiss."

Next thing Irina knew, Naruto moved his hands up her body and grabbed her breasts and began groping her. What took her by surprise next was how well he was groping her. She was under the impression that he was a virgin, but the way he handled her girls made her think otherwise and she couldn't help but moan in pleasure.

"What the hell's going on here," Irina mentally questioned herself as she moaned. "His profile said that he was single and just a year younger than I am. He shouldn't know how to please a woman, especially to this extent, and yet, the way he rubs my breasts, it's like he's done this countless times before… and… I want him to… to… keep doing it…"

"Oh man, I can't get enough of her melons," Naruto thought as he groped Irina. "And from the look on her face, she's enjoying this too much to be pretending. Good thing I spent some time learning techniques like this from Pervy Sage. I'll bet he's watching from the afterlife right now, thinking about banging Granny Tsunade this same way right now."

Suddenly, Naruto stopped groping Irina, much to the surprise and disappointment of the world-class assassin. "Why did you stop," she asked. "Wait why do I care," she thought.

"Earlier you said that I'm naughty," Naruto told Irina as he lowered himself down her body until his face was right in front of her wet pussy. "Perhaps you'd like to find out just how naughty I can be."

Next thing Irina knew, Naruto stretched open her womanhood and began to lick away at it. Irina instantly screamed in pleasure as her fellow blonde rubber his tong against her pussy. For the next 5 to 15 minutes, nothing was said except for the loud moans Irina made as Naruto ravished her pussy with his tong. Having been with who knew how many men before, Irina was already long since used to this kind of treatment, but the way Naruto was doing it blew her mind away in ways she didn't think were possible.

"He's done it again," Irina thought. "But how can one virgin know how to ravish my womanhood in such a way. It feels like I'm experiencing this for the very first time."

"It looks like she still hasn't noticed that her men are gone," Naruto thought as he licked Irina's vagina. "I'd better step it up a notch, just in case."

Naruto then licked Irina's pussy with more vigor.

"Ah, Naruto, I'm going to cum, I'm going to cum," Irina yelled.

Naruto kept licking until Irina unleashed her love juices onto his tong, giving him a stream of wetness for him to taste. The moment those juices touched his tong, Naruto found himself enjoying the taste, almost intoxicatingly.

"Wow, these juices taste almost as good as ramen," Naruto thought as he licked the excess juices off of Irina's lips.

"I can't believe this kid is so good," Irina thought. "Well two can play at that game. If he's going to taste my love juices, I'm going to taste his. Hopefully, I'll be able to keep him busy long enough for my men to…"

For some reason, Irina couldn't help but have second thoughts about assassinating Naruto. She knew it was her assignment to kill him, but after seeing his muscular body, being groped by him, and having her pussy ravished by him, she began to question that notion.

"What the hell, why am I thinking about his skills in bed," Irina thought. "He's my prey and nothing more. I have to keep my focus on the assignment and kill him. Besides, skills in bed don't get someone a boyfriend or a girlfriend. It takes more than that to form a relationship."

"Naruto, you ate out my love juices earlier," said Irina. "So how about I return the favor by tasting you and sucking you dry?"

Naruto who was more than eager to try it and trying to keep up appearances simply answered, "Sure thing, Irina. Go right ahead."

"Looks like he fell for it, hook, line, and sinker," Irina thought.

"Looks like she fell for it, hook, line, and sinker," Naruto thought.

"Okay then, let's get to it," Irina then got off the bed and got down on the floor on her hands and knees. "Now Naruto, why don't you sit on the side of the bed?"

Naruto then did just as he was told and sat on the side of the bed as if he were sitting on a chair. Irina then got a good look at his cock and was astonished by how big it was.

"How the hell did this chump get such a huge meat stick," she wondered.

Not wasting any time, Irina opened her mouth and took in Naruto's cock. The moment her tong touched his meat rod, she somehow found herself entranced by its taste and began licking and sucking it like a baby sucking its bottle. While she was doing that, Naruto couldn't help but moan at the feeling of Irina sucking him off. He knew from her profile that she was skilled in bed, but even then he was surprised by how good she was. Suddenly, probably on instinct or in attempt to keep her distracted, Naruto placed his hand on the back of Irina's head and began pushing his cock deeper into her throat.

"What the hell," Irina mentally gasped. "He's making me deep throat his cock. I guess I shouldn't be surprised since I have the right body for any man, but to think that he'd want to go this far. And his cock… it's so tasty, I want to suck on it nonstop…!"

"Oh man," Naruto thought. "I think I could get addicted to this."

Naruto continued to have Irina deep throat him for the next fifteen minutes. But once those fifteen minutes were over, Naruto felt the urge to release his load. "Irina, I'm gonna…"

Irina did not pull out and instead thrusted her head down his hilt until she reached his crotch. Moments later, Naruto let loose his first load into Irina's mouth and the seductive assassin swallowed it whole, though not without a moment to taste it.

"Oh my god," Irina thought. "I've never tasted semen like this."

After swallowing Naruto's semen, Irina removed her head from his crotch and panted while licking the remnants from her mouth.

"Wow, you're great, Irina," Naruto commented.

"And your "milk" was very rich, Naruto," Irina commented. "Best that I've ever tasted…"

Irina then got back onto the bed and lied on her back while spreading her legs.

"But how about we move on to the main event," Irina stretched her pussy open with the middle and index fingers on her right hand.

Not needing any more prompting, Naruto crawled on top of Irina and positioned his cock at the entrance of her pussy. Hesitating at first, Naruto made his moved after receiving an approving wink from Irina and penetrated her. Do to the size of Naruto's cock Irina expected it to hurt, but what she felt blew her expectations out of the water. At the same time, Naruto was expecting Irina to be tight, but what he felt exceeded his expectations.

"What the hell is this," Irina thought as she moaned from feeling Naruto penetrate her. "His cock, it's too big, too hard."

"Wow, she's tighter than I thought," Naruto thought as he moaned from feeling Irina's inner flesh wrap around his dick. "Sure she's not a virgin, but still."

Naruto waited for a moment or two until Irina gave him her permission to move and he did. Moving out until only his tip was still inside, the blonde shinobi began thrusting back inside the blonde assassin. He then moved out then back in, out and back in, rinse and repeat. He went slowly at first, but he gradually went faster and faster, making sure he hit every square centimeter of her tunnels. Once again, Irina was blown away Naruto's surprising skills despite being a virgin. The other times before were something to write home about, but this felt like it look the cake for her.

"This is unbelievable," Irina thought. "I was told he was a virgin, but he's fucking me as if he had been doing it for who knows how long."

"Good thing I spent all those times practicing this using Shadow Clones with the Sexy Jutsu," Naruto thought. "Not to mention all those books Pervy Sage had me read during my training with him. But still, this is something to write home about."

As Naruto continued to thrust into Irina, he watched as her breasts bounced about and was mesmerized by the view, something Irina took notice of. But before Irina could even think of trying to signal her men, Naruto reached forward and grabbed her bosom and immediately began messaging her boobs. This action robbed the infiltration assassin of her focus as the pleasure brought about by the young anbu was burned into her mind, heart, and soul forever. The same could be said for Naruto as the feeling of Irina's firm yet soft bosom in his hands burned into his memory forever.

The very action of Naruto groping her caused Irina's insides to become tight on his member and they squeezed it like a snake squeezing a rat. Naruto took notice of this and began to thrust harder and faster into her pussy and Irina's moans only grew louder and louder as a result. On instinct, Irina wrapped her arms and legs around Naruto's torso, preventing him from pulling out. This did not hinder Naruto's actions one bit as he kept going in and out of Irina's innards over and over, making sure that he went in as deep as possible every time. He even went as far as to tweak her nipples just to increase her arousal, and it worked.

After 15 minutes of love making, Naruto and Irina finally felt their climaxes approaching and both yelled it out.

"Irina, I'm gonna… gonna… cum," Naruto stuttered.

"Me too," said Irina with lust. "Cum inside me… impregnate me with your cum…!"

Naruto then thrust as fast as he could while continuing to grope Irina's breasts and after a few minutes of this, both blondes climaxed. Naruto released a tidal wave of his seeds into Irina's womb while Irina sprayed all over Naruto's cock. Irina kept her legs around Naruto's waist to prevent him from removing his cock from her caverns until it was over.

"AAAHHH…!"

After releasing their climax into each other, Irina unwrapped her legs from around Naruto's waist, allowing the blonde ninja to pull out of the blonde assassin. While recovering, a million thoughts went through Naruto and Irina's heads, nearly all of them were set on one another. One the one hand, they both knew that they were each the other's target and that they had to kill the other. But on the other hand, they couldn't help but be drawn to each other. Whether it was because their charms were working on one another, the fact that both were blue-eyed blonds, a different reason entirely, neither of them knew.

"What the hell's going on," Naruto thought to himself. "I know Irina is the one I need to take out, but why do I want something more? Could it be that her charms are actually working on me? No, that can't be it. Sure, she's a seductive woman, but I've seen women with better assets than hers, Granny Tsunade and Samui for instance. So why am I so drawn to her? Well whatever the reason, I should just focus on my mission and nothing else."

"What the hell's wrong with me," Irina thought to herself. "Being around Naruto, it's making me feel completely different from before. I've seen handsome men like him in the past, but there's just something about him that's making my heart race. What am I thinking being drawn to a man I just met? He's my target and nothing more. And yet, something tells me that we were meant for so much more. Whatever, I'll deal with this issue after my assignment is complete."

But as much as the two wanted to focus on killing the other for the sake of their missions, they just couldn't do it. There was just something that the two found in each other that drew them to one another.

"Hey, Irina," said Naruto.

"What is it, Naruto," Irina asked.

"It looks like your boys didn't have a chance to shoot me," Naruto told her.

Irina was confused at first, but then realized that while she was making love to her target, her men did not do anything at all. She tried to give them the signal, but she got no response from them.

"Why don't you look inside that wall," Naruto pointed to a specific wall. "I'll let you."

Irina then walked up to the wall and looked through the hole where a gun should be peeping out of. What she saw was her men knocked out and tied up by ninja wire. Their guns were gone and the looked like they weren't going to be waking up anytime soon, leaving Irina stumped.

Naruto then walked up to her and placed his hand on her shoulder.

"You knew I was trying to assassinate you the whole time, didn't you," Irina sighed.

"Since I saw you at the strip club," Naruto admitted. "I knew if I was going to locate someone like you that would be the first place to look. And even if you weren't there, I knew you couldn't resist going in there in order to entice me."

"So it really was a trap," Irina sighed, feeling defeated. "You were assigned to kill me, weren't you?"

"I was," Naruto admitted. "Lady Tsunade, the leader of my village, had a profile on you and assigned me to hunt you down. And I'm guessing you were assigned to kill me too?"

"I was," Irina admitted. "But clearly, you knew all the cards in my deck and outsmarted me."

"Unless you have something else up your sleeve," Naruto pointed out. "If you want to kill me, Irina, I won't try to stop you. But, I think you should know that, I don't want to kill you, not anymore."

"How do I know you're being truthful," Irina questioned.

"You don't," Naruto took out a hidden kunai from the floor and placing it into Irina's hands. "You can do as you please with me. You could slit my throat, stab my heart, slice my jugulars, cut my head off, or even tare me to pieces, if you want."

Naruto moved back and waited for Irina to make her next move. Irina turned around and faced Naruto, kunai in hand. At first, she walked up to Naruto and prepared to kill him with his own ninja tool. Naruto braced himself for whatever Irina was about to do to him with that kunai. However, right when Irina raised her hand with the kunai in it to kill Naruto, she suddenly stopped and a few seconds later, she dropped the kunai.

"I can't," Irina muttered. "I can't do it."

"But why," Naruto questioned. "I'm your target. If you don't kill me, you won't get the bounty on my head."

"I know," Irina suddenly hugged Naruto. "But I don't care about the bounty anymore. I don't know why, but…"

"But," Naruto questioned.

"I don't know what's happening to me," Irina admitted. "Maybe it's lust, maybe it's the need to feel your cock in me, maybe it's something else entirely… but… I want to be with you, Naruto. I want to be by your side, maybe as your mistress or as your partner. I don't know why, but everything about you drives me mad with longing, for real this time."

Not knowing what else to do, Naruto picked up Irina, bridal style, and carried her back to the bed. Once they were on the bed, Naruto got on top of Irina again.

"Ready for round 2," Naruto smiled.

Irina simply nodded with a blushing smile.

But before Naruto got back inside of her, Irina grabbed onto her lover's arms and rotated until she was on top this time.

"Let me take charge this time," Irina whispered in his ear.

Naruto eagerly agreed.

Irina then positioned herself so that her hips were in line with Naruto's, her pussy hovering just above his member. She then slowly brought herself down and slid Naruto's manhood into her womanhood until it reached her womb. Upon reaching it, Naruto could not help but place his hands on her hips to help balance her out, though he eventually moved them up her abdomen until he was touching her breasts. As that was going on, Irina began to move up and down on his cock, slow at first, but gradually became faster and faster.

"Oh, Irina," Naruto groaned as Irina road his eggplant.

"Oh yes, Naruto," Irina moaned from his groping. "Grab my… breasts."

Naruto eagerly obliged. He squeezed Irina's cherries, enjoying how soft they felt and how much that couldn't fit into his hands. Irina, unable to control herself anymore, leaned forward and caught Naruto's lips with her own. Lucking at his lips for permission in, Naruto opened his mouth and Irina stuck her tongue into his mouth where it wrestled with his own for dominance. Due to Naruto's stamina, his tongue won in the end, but Irina didn't mind as all that mattered was the young stud underneath her.

"Naruto's tongue is strong," Irina thought. "I'll need to work harder in order to keep up with him. But for now…"

Irina allowed Naruto to dominate her mouth for the moment as she moved her hands to the back of his head to deepen the kiss. Naruto responded by pinching her nipples with his thumbs and index fingers, going as far as to tweak them while he was at it. This only served to further arouse her as her womanhood coiled around his manhood like a snake squeezing a rat, all while Irina continued to bounce on Naruto's crotch.

"Oh god, he's got my nipples," Irina thought. "The way he's tweaking them, it's so… so… hypnotic…"

"Looks like Irina is reacting just as I'd hoped she would," Naruto thought. "Keep it up, Irina darling."

Suddenly, Irina and Naruto separated the moment they realized that they needed air. But that didn't stop them as Naruto and Irina continued to thrust into each other until eventually, they reached their climax.

"Naruto, I'm going to cum," Irina told her lover.

"Me to, let's cum together," Naruto replied.

Irina complied and Naruto thrust his cock as deep as possible as they each released their climax at the exact same time. They both panted as their climax ended.

"Sorry, guess I got carried away," Naruto apologized.

"Me too," Irina chuckled.

Naruto then swallowed a lump in his throat as he looked at Irina with a different look, one that caught Irina's attention.

"What is it Naruto," Irina asked.

"Irina," Naruto hesitated. While he knew that she was his target, there was no way he could kill her after everything they did. He knew how he felt for her and he needed to let it out ASAP. "I… I love you!"

Hearing Naruto confess his love caught Irina by surprise. She knew that he was her target, but he had become so much more than that in the course of this night. However, she knew that this was a bit too soon.

"Naruto, this is too sudden," Irina told him, trying to resist. "I mean, we barely know each other, all we've done so far is screw each other, and we were assigned to assassinate each other."

"I know," Naruto acknowledged. "But that doesn't matter to me. Does it matter to you?"

"Well," Irina hesitated to answer. "I… I guess not… but what'll happen to us if we got together and our superiors find out about us?"

"Then we'll cross that bridge when we come to it," Naruto told her. "But whatever happens now is your choice Irina, whatever you decide. I love you."

Not needing anymore hindrances, Irina looked Naruto in the eyes and said, "And… I love you, Naruto."

Naruto then smiled at Irina, which she eagerly returned.

"Irina," said Naruto.

"Naruto," said Irina.

With that, Naruto and Irina kissed passionately on the lips, sealing the deal.


And that was my second lemon one shot. A I mentioned before, this was the very first Naruto/Irina story ever posted on this website, at least as far as I know. Whenever I looked around this website for a pairing between Naruto Uzumaki and Irina Jelavic from Assassination Classroom, but no matter how hard I tried, I could never find one. It seemed like such an interesting pairing for me since Naruto and Irina both have the same birthday, October 10th, and both had blonde hair and blue eyes. But since no one else bothered to post one, I decided to be like the Grinch and went "If I can't find a Naruto/Irina one shot lemon story, I'll make one instead". Now this was not a perfect story, there is plenty wrong with it, but I hope this serves as a template for anyone else who wishes to write or commission their own Naruto/Irina lemon stories in the future. I also hope that these other writers can succeed where I couldn't.

Author's Note: As I mentioned earlier, this was a tribute to DarkChild316, who stopped working on his stories earlier this year do to family matters. One the off chance that he ever reads this story, I hope you get through your tough time and I hope you return to work on your projects again one day. For everyone else, please don't pressure DarkChild316. He's already gone through enough turmoil to last him for who knows how long.