Yess……… umm well this is the 'showdown' between Eva and Summons! And since that is very short I included Tracey's little known secret! Yippie!……….. Right…..
"Okay, okay! Calm down Aerith! It's okay sweetie. I've got tons of Materia with me! Shhh!" Sephiroth spoke calming the nervous wreck called Aerith.
"Oh! Thank you! If I ever doubted why I loved you, this is why! I'm so glad your so smart!" Aerith said happily hugging him.
"Regan! Fat Chocobo! Diamond Dust! Elemental Attack! Mega Flare! Holy Attack! Giga Flare! Pheonix! Master Summon! Die thingy!" Aerith yelled summoning many monsters. Asuka was up to the hand by then. The summoned creatures looked at the Eva and decided to return to normal size. So now instead of the miget forms they used to kill the puny monsters they grew until their sizes varied from human to double the size of the Eva.
"Oh, my…" Asuka muttered to herself. She was to the elbow now.
"Hellfire! Judgement Bolt! Anger of the Land! Gunge Lance! Water Attack! Hades! Terra Flare! Sneeze Attack! Ultimate End!" a devious smile spread across Sephiroth's face as he got an idea. He pulled a strange looking hat that said Shinra on it out of his coaty thingy. He put it on forwards. "Let's Go!!!!!" he cried while spinning the bill of the hat to the back. He pulled a half red and half white 'Materia' off of his belt. (It was Velcroed on.) "I choose you, Meteor!" he cried throwing it at Eva Unit 02. (If any of you didn't catch that, think Poke'mon.) Everyone that had been paying any attention face faulted. The 'Materia' popped apart and revealed a small meteor. It had a pink bow on it's head and a sweat drop rolling down it's side. (heh heh heh I'm evil…….)
"Hey! That's copyrighted!" Ash called from the distance.
"Ahhh…. I've always wanted to do that…." Sephiroth sighed with content. Asuka was entering the capsule thing in the middle of the Eva's shoulder's. The fight began and continued strangely.
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"Stop it, Ash! Your getting side tracked! I'm trying to tell you something important! Please Ash! Pay attention!" Tracey yelled at Ash as Misty klobbered him over the head.
"I'm listening!" Ash yelled back while Pikachu stopped gnawing on Ash's ankle for a second to make sure his master hadn't been yelling at him. Not that he cared of course.
"Okay, Ash this is very important. I've wanted to tell you since I met you so make sure you're really listening." Tracey explained. "Ash, Misty,…. I'm… I'm a-a …. a girl!" Tracey blurted out, her eyes drowning themselves in tears.
"Oh my…-" Misty said looking shocked and disqusted. Pikachu looked up with an abused look in his eyes. Tracy had had a secret and hadn't confided in the almighty Pikachu? I'm mean, he could tell of course because of Tracey's smell, but no body had ever been able to keep anything from those beady eyes before! Ash's mom had even told him some things no one really wanted to know about her relationship with Professor Oak.
Ash's eyes flooded and he ran away from them both bawling and screaming like a baby. "Figures." Misty mumbled as Pikachu bounded away after the whining boy.
This is horrible!…. Wait… Why is this horrible?! There are two girls traveling with me! There must be something wrong with me then… maybe I'm gay?! No that can't be it. I'm the star of a children's T.V. show, I can't be gay! Course, some people's characters aren't gay but the actor is or the other way around… Ahhh! Ash argued with himself as he ran off. "No! I'm gay!!!!!!" he screamed to no one.
"Huh?" Tracey asked confusedly, sniffling. She returned her thoughts to Misty. "You hate me now don't you." she said wipeing away some of her tears. Wow…. Even the way he runs is cute…. Umm Misty's looking at me kinda funny…. I wonder if it's just 'cause I'm a girl? Hey…. Does Misty like girls or guys?….. Oh no! This is turning out all wrong! I never should have told them!
"No, I'm just looking at you in a new way that's all. I think I'm going to like this." Misty said grabbing Tracey by the arm. (she's referring to the 'you hate me' comment. Just to let you know. I read that and thought, 'Oh my god! She's psycic! I didn't know that!' Then I remembered. So yess just to let you in on it…) "You don't know how long I suffered on this trip!"
"Huh?" Tracey asked finally recovering.
"The only thing I did was sit there baby sitting the girl crazy Brock and I didn't have anyone to talk to! Let's go get something to eat, preferably chocolate. It's that time of the month you know." Misty said happily pulling Tracey off toward the snack thingy.
Yess that was a weird chapter and yess I am evil. Next time Ash and Gary bump into each other and the first meeting of the Bishounen Gaggle! Yippee… umm yeah….