Okay, Okay, so I ain't no Matt Groening, but I got it out eventually! -The
prologue thingy is juuuuuuust about over now, ya know whad' I mean? Yep!
Those were prologue bits! *wipes brow* took me long enough, didn't it?
Sorry if the chapter's a liiiiiiidddddddddllllllllleeeeeeee short, 2 1/2 pages in word, not including ANs, I guess it's okay *shrugs* D'oh well! On with the fic!
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Three Diamonds
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Lake
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Bulma stretched happily. That was a pleasant night, nice soft bed, warm… now all she needed now was her lovely mother to come and wake her up with the usual breakfast in bed. The blue haired angel stared at the ceiling- that was strange- that wasn't her ceiling. Then the realisation hit her, she was staying in that -Goku's house. She blinked, suddenly deemed wide- awake by a delicious smell. Grumbling slightly, she stood and made her way to the kitchen…
She had forgotten the fact that the man had slept in the same bed as her- at-least he hadn't tried anything…
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Goku still had a look of shock-horror plastered on his face, it was impossible to remove, even while he was cooking, after what he had found out last night…
After trying to sleep in a concentrated half of the bed, with his large frame, and failing, he decided to see if he could sleep like he always slept with granpa- I think you know the rest…
The saiyan tightened his tail around the towel round his waist- he hadn't known that girls were THAT different from boys, he thought the only difference was that they had a bum on their chest and that they had no tails, or hid them at-least…
Bulma coughed from the doorway, the saiyan looked up to see her with that almost hereditary angry look on her face.
"What did I do?" He asked, blinking at her with the look of uttermost innocence on his own face.
"Nothing- nothing…" She gave him a suspicious look before turning to the lounge and towards the wardrobe. She grabbed a new garb of a sky-blue top with no straps and black pants. -Washing and dressing hurriedly in the bathroom, she walked back out just in time for breakfast.
"Well, what has wonder-boy cooked us up today?"
The saiyan found himself blushing slightly at her comment, but ignored it "It's boa" he laughed, seating himself at one side of the table.
"Interesting recipe name" Bulma said as she sat down in her place- she cut the grey but garnished meat and popped a bit in her mouth- she continued her way through most of the meat before noticing Goku grinning at her from the other side of the table-
"Boa Constrictor is the best kind of breakfast!" He laughed before finishing devouring his own, larger slab of meat in a matter of ten seconds, and pulling another chunk off of the large roll at the centre of the table. Bulma turned green and stared rather helplessly at her almost completely empty plate.
"I think I've got to use the bathroom…" She choked out before excusing herself from the table.
"OK! But be quick! We've got to go out- we're having wolf tonight!" -That just about did it…
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Bulma staggered her way queasily out of the bathroom about ten minutes later to find a fully-clothed Goku grinning at her.
"Ready to go?" He cheered, opening the front door- she was about to retort when he grabbed her and pulled her out the door, shutting it with his leathy belt. He lifted her into his arms as he sprinted down the mountain and across the road where he and Bulma had crashed at an alarming rate, he weaved over tree tops while Bulma hung on for dear life, screaming for all she was worth.
"Slow down Goku! For Kami's sake! AH! WATCH OUT FOR THAT- THAT WAS ONE CRAZY MOVE MISTER! YOU COULD HAVE GOT ME KILLED! PUT ME DOOOOOOOWN!" She wailed, eventually retracting her arms from their tight lock around his neck and flailing them about in the air wildly.
"We're here!" Goku gave her a heart melting smile and set her down on her own pair of wobbly legs. He quickly hopped up into the air and on to a nearby cliff, out of her range of vision.
"For crying out loud Goku!" Bulma lamented, "You could have killed us back there! YIKES! Run down a mountain and 310 why don't you!"
*SPLASH!*
Bulma turned just in time to see the falling wall of water which had been caused by such a bombing. She waited a moment before the ever-smiling face of Goku came back into view as he came up for air and to gasp from the chill of the water.
"Come on in!" he cried "Tha' water's great!"
Bulma frowned "I don't have my swimming costume with me! I left it back in your house!"
Goku gave her a puzzled look, still bouncing up and down on the small waves in the middle of the lake
"What's a swimming costume?" He asked
"It's what girls wear when they go swimming!" Bulma scowled "Like their version of swimming trunks, just to cover more, and more stylish of course!" She boasted.
Goku maintained his childish expression-
"What's a swimming trunk?"
Bulma's eyes bugged out as she looked at the man now standing in front of her.
"EW EW EW!" She screeched, covering her eyes. "You could have WARNED ME before you did that! Cover yourself with something!" She cried loudly, still covering her eyes.
"Okay!" Goku cheered "Better?" He asked,
Bulma looked up to see Goku covering himself with a dock-leaf.
"Noooooooooo!" She whined, covering her eyes again, then uncovering them once the image got through to her head…
"That- that's a TAIL?!" She stuttered in disbelief, while staring at the light brown, almost golden coil wrapped firmly around the dock-leaf.
"Yeah- don't all people have tails?" he asked in disbelief.
"NO!" She shouted "I knew boys had something on the front- but on the back…" She trailed off.
"So, you mean, not only do you have butts on your chest and no pillows, but you ALSO have no tail? That's just weird!" He mused.
"No, you're weird" The girl contradicted
"Okay, so if I'm weird, what's normal?" He asked
"Uh- I don't know-"
"Well I guess I'm normal then" He joked before launching himself at top speed back into the water. Bulma fumed on the bank watching his tail-end disappear into the water.
'That boy gets me so mad!" She scowled, then giggled…
'He is kinda' cute though… and oo! What a bod! WHAT AM I THINKING!? He's weird! And he has a tail!' She frowned 'I guess- I guess he'd make an OK bodyguard or somethin'- but a boyfriend? Bulma-girl, you have better taste than that- he acts like a ten year old! So stupid!'
"What ya' thinkin' 'bout?"
Bulma turned to see Goku laying stomach down in a few inches of water, his tail looping slightly as the waves hit him. A small amount of wide-leaf seaweed was left on the sand near him. The human's eyes bugged out-
"N-Nothing!" Bulma stuttered-
"Okay then!" Goku laughed pulling up the bunch of seaweed, and before you could say Domoshimashita he was up the cliff and getting dressed- leaving Bulma to plot some use for him…
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Okay, I hope that was Oh kay? Ok! Good! *smirks* in the next chapter, the real fic begins! -pokes- if anyone knows were I can find episode summaries of DragonBall -hinthint- I've only got the first two volume books, so I don't know after that. For all of you to know it's to the point where they've captured Oolong.
Well, hope to see you guys soon ne? And support Odd Couples.inc! *grins*
Sorry if the chapter's a liiiiiiidddddddddllllllllleeeeeeee short, 2 1/2 pages in word, not including ANs, I guess it's okay *shrugs* D'oh well! On with the fic!
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Three Diamonds
-o-o-o-o-o-
Lake
-o-o-o-o-o-
Bulma stretched happily. That was a pleasant night, nice soft bed, warm… now all she needed now was her lovely mother to come and wake her up with the usual breakfast in bed. The blue haired angel stared at the ceiling- that was strange- that wasn't her ceiling. Then the realisation hit her, she was staying in that -Goku's house. She blinked, suddenly deemed wide- awake by a delicious smell. Grumbling slightly, she stood and made her way to the kitchen…
She had forgotten the fact that the man had slept in the same bed as her- at-least he hadn't tried anything…
-o-o-o-o-o-
Goku still had a look of shock-horror plastered on his face, it was impossible to remove, even while he was cooking, after what he had found out last night…
After trying to sleep in a concentrated half of the bed, with his large frame, and failing, he decided to see if he could sleep like he always slept with granpa- I think you know the rest…
The saiyan tightened his tail around the towel round his waist- he hadn't known that girls were THAT different from boys, he thought the only difference was that they had a bum on their chest and that they had no tails, or hid them at-least…
Bulma coughed from the doorway, the saiyan looked up to see her with that almost hereditary angry look on her face.
"What did I do?" He asked, blinking at her with the look of uttermost innocence on his own face.
"Nothing- nothing…" She gave him a suspicious look before turning to the lounge and towards the wardrobe. She grabbed a new garb of a sky-blue top with no straps and black pants. -Washing and dressing hurriedly in the bathroom, she walked back out just in time for breakfast.
"Well, what has wonder-boy cooked us up today?"
The saiyan found himself blushing slightly at her comment, but ignored it "It's boa" he laughed, seating himself at one side of the table.
"Interesting recipe name" Bulma said as she sat down in her place- she cut the grey but garnished meat and popped a bit in her mouth- she continued her way through most of the meat before noticing Goku grinning at her from the other side of the table-
"Boa Constrictor is the best kind of breakfast!" He laughed before finishing devouring his own, larger slab of meat in a matter of ten seconds, and pulling another chunk off of the large roll at the centre of the table. Bulma turned green and stared rather helplessly at her almost completely empty plate.
"I think I've got to use the bathroom…" She choked out before excusing herself from the table.
"OK! But be quick! We've got to go out- we're having wolf tonight!" -That just about did it…
-o-o-o-o-o-
Bulma staggered her way queasily out of the bathroom about ten minutes later to find a fully-clothed Goku grinning at her.
"Ready to go?" He cheered, opening the front door- she was about to retort when he grabbed her and pulled her out the door, shutting it with his leathy belt. He lifted her into his arms as he sprinted down the mountain and across the road where he and Bulma had crashed at an alarming rate, he weaved over tree tops while Bulma hung on for dear life, screaming for all she was worth.
"Slow down Goku! For Kami's sake! AH! WATCH OUT FOR THAT- THAT WAS ONE CRAZY MOVE MISTER! YOU COULD HAVE GOT ME KILLED! PUT ME DOOOOOOOWN!" She wailed, eventually retracting her arms from their tight lock around his neck and flailing them about in the air wildly.
"We're here!" Goku gave her a heart melting smile and set her down on her own pair of wobbly legs. He quickly hopped up into the air and on to a nearby cliff, out of her range of vision.
"For crying out loud Goku!" Bulma lamented, "You could have killed us back there! YIKES! Run down a mountain and 310 why don't you!"
*SPLASH!*
Bulma turned just in time to see the falling wall of water which had been caused by such a bombing. She waited a moment before the ever-smiling face of Goku came back into view as he came up for air and to gasp from the chill of the water.
"Come on in!" he cried "Tha' water's great!"
Bulma frowned "I don't have my swimming costume with me! I left it back in your house!"
Goku gave her a puzzled look, still bouncing up and down on the small waves in the middle of the lake
"What's a swimming costume?" He asked
"It's what girls wear when they go swimming!" Bulma scowled "Like their version of swimming trunks, just to cover more, and more stylish of course!" She boasted.
Goku maintained his childish expression-
"What's a swimming trunk?"
Bulma's eyes bugged out as she looked at the man now standing in front of her.
"EW EW EW!" She screeched, covering her eyes. "You could have WARNED ME before you did that! Cover yourself with something!" She cried loudly, still covering her eyes.
"Okay!" Goku cheered "Better?" He asked,
Bulma looked up to see Goku covering himself with a dock-leaf.
"Noooooooooo!" She whined, covering her eyes again, then uncovering them once the image got through to her head…
"That- that's a TAIL?!" She stuttered in disbelief, while staring at the light brown, almost golden coil wrapped firmly around the dock-leaf.
"Yeah- don't all people have tails?" he asked in disbelief.
"NO!" She shouted "I knew boys had something on the front- but on the back…" She trailed off.
"So, you mean, not only do you have butts on your chest and no pillows, but you ALSO have no tail? That's just weird!" He mused.
"No, you're weird" The girl contradicted
"Okay, so if I'm weird, what's normal?" He asked
"Uh- I don't know-"
"Well I guess I'm normal then" He joked before launching himself at top speed back into the water. Bulma fumed on the bank watching his tail-end disappear into the water.
'That boy gets me so mad!" She scowled, then giggled…
'He is kinda' cute though… and oo! What a bod! WHAT AM I THINKING!? He's weird! And he has a tail!' She frowned 'I guess- I guess he'd make an OK bodyguard or somethin'- but a boyfriend? Bulma-girl, you have better taste than that- he acts like a ten year old! So stupid!'
"What ya' thinkin' 'bout?"
Bulma turned to see Goku laying stomach down in a few inches of water, his tail looping slightly as the waves hit him. A small amount of wide-leaf seaweed was left on the sand near him. The human's eyes bugged out-
"N-Nothing!" Bulma stuttered-
"Okay then!" Goku laughed pulling up the bunch of seaweed, and before you could say Domoshimashita he was up the cliff and getting dressed- leaving Bulma to plot some use for him…
-o-o-o-o-o-
Okay, I hope that was Oh kay? Ok! Good! *smirks* in the next chapter, the real fic begins! -pokes- if anyone knows were I can find episode summaries of DragonBall -hinthint- I've only got the first two volume books, so I don't know after that. For all of you to know it's to the point where they've captured Oolong.
Well, hope to see you guys soon ne? And support Odd Couples.inc! *grins*