Disclaimer : Jk Rowling , you know , the genius who made Harry Potter , well she also own Harry Potter ( along with Warner Bros and co. ) , and HarryPotterFFFreak doesn't even own the plot , it was a challenge from Yosis !
A/N - This fic was written by my younger brother who helped me with chapters 1 & 2 of Understanding Harry Potter . Unfortunately we don't have separate e-mail accounts , so if he wants to post a story , then he will post them in my name (KrayZM) . But all reviews will be for him alone . His A/N is at the bottom . r/r ! Tell him what you think , this is his first ever fic and he could use all the support you can dish out to him ! Be gentle on him and constructive criticism pleez , NO FLAMES ! He's only 11 and he doesn't have enough brain power to know ( my brother : HEY !!!! ) Okay , my brother is pissed at me now . Here's the fic , enjoy !
The Day Hogwarts Went Dumb
By HarryPotterFFFreak ( KrayZM's Little bro )
One day Harry Ron and Hermione went to Care of Magical Creatures class . Hagrid said
" Today I have brought direct from Egypt an all knowing llama called Bob . Your lesson today is to find out which animal is the smartest animal in the world besides Bob "
Ron Weasley shouted out " goose " then Bob said
" No don't tell Hagrid but the answer is …..the cow knows what the omelet does not……. . "
" Nooooooooo ! " Ron yelled
" It's "Goose ! " and he then tried to hex Bob . Unfortunately for Ron , the llama knew some magic of his own and reflected it back at Ron . Apparently , the spell works differently on humans and Ron ended up with 1 foot crammed into 3 shoes ( which seems impossible , I know , ask Ron how it happened ) . Hagrid sent Harry and Hermione to take Ron to the infirmary . In the infirmary , Madam Pomfrey who seemed extremely upset from being woken up from her nap , accidentally ( yeah right ) , turned Ron's hair hot pink !
Hermione started giggling ,
" What's so funny ? " Ron asked .
" Take a look at your hair , it's hot pink "
Ron once again that day screamed .
" Rule number 392 in the Weasley manual says that boy's can't have hot pink hair "
" Whatever ! , let's go have a party , Hermione , you get a pack of diet coke , Ron , you bleach your hair and I'll go murder Malfoy " Harry said as they headed off in different directions .
( Ron limping with his foot in 3 shoes ) .
The End !
A/N - Thanks for reading my story and like my sister said this is my first fic , so be gentle . Please tell me what you think tell me if you want me to continue writing fics. Leave your comments in the review box. And a big thanx for reading .
A/N - This fic was written by my younger brother who helped me with chapters 1 & 2 of Understanding Harry Potter . Unfortunately we don't have separate e-mail accounts , so if he wants to post a story , then he will post them in my name (KrayZM) . But all reviews will be for him alone . His A/N is at the bottom . r/r ! Tell him what you think , this is his first ever fic and he could use all the support you can dish out to him ! Be gentle on him and constructive criticism pleez , NO FLAMES ! He's only 11 and he doesn't have enough brain power to know ( my brother : HEY !!!! ) Okay , my brother is pissed at me now . Here's the fic , enjoy !
The Day Hogwarts Went Dumb
By HarryPotterFFFreak ( KrayZM's Little bro )
One day Harry Ron and Hermione went to Care of Magical Creatures class . Hagrid said
" Today I have brought direct from Egypt an all knowing llama called Bob . Your lesson today is to find out which animal is the smartest animal in the world besides Bob "
Ron Weasley shouted out " goose " then Bob said
" No don't tell Hagrid but the answer is …..the cow knows what the omelet does not……. . "
" Nooooooooo ! " Ron yelled
" It's "Goose ! " and he then tried to hex Bob . Unfortunately for Ron , the llama knew some magic of his own and reflected it back at Ron . Apparently , the spell works differently on humans and Ron ended up with 1 foot crammed into 3 shoes ( which seems impossible , I know , ask Ron how it happened ) . Hagrid sent Harry and Hermione to take Ron to the infirmary . In the infirmary , Madam Pomfrey who seemed extremely upset from being woken up from her nap , accidentally ( yeah right ) , turned Ron's hair hot pink !
Hermione started giggling ,
" What's so funny ? " Ron asked .
" Take a look at your hair , it's hot pink "
Ron once again that day screamed .
" Rule number 392 in the Weasley manual says that boy's can't have hot pink hair "
" Whatever ! , let's go have a party , Hermione , you get a pack of diet coke , Ron , you bleach your hair and I'll go murder Malfoy " Harry said as they headed off in different directions .
( Ron limping with his foot in 3 shoes ) .
The End !
A/N - Thanks for reading my story and like my sister said this is my first fic , so be gentle . Please tell me what you think tell me if you want me to continue writing fics. Leave your comments in the review box. And a big thanx for reading .