Do u eva wonder wot happens 2 the entire population of fluffheads on a Saturday? Wot do they do afta the normal waking hours of 12pm? And which of 2 places do they spend evry worthless minute of their lil lives hangin around? Take a guess.......go on...go on, go on, go on (the advert springs 2 mind) Neway two places or if they are feelin really adventurous they mite go 2 both (shock horror!) These r - Bluewater and Bexleyheath (bexlayheafff!!!) And wot do they spend their time doin? Flicking their innocent lil dreadlocks out of their heads weneva they don't get a lad 2 smile @ them! Omg!!! How shallow is our population becoming! And as 1 of the quotes state in this very slambook - Neva under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups and this is definitely the case here. And the funniest thing has got 2 be, ok wait, wait , wait ill set the scene: A grp of fluffies r goin 2 bluewatttaaaa (where else) aboard the eva soo faithful bus (grrr!) and r convinced they will get sum "hot totty" by the time the days up n who knos they may evan shop a lil. I mean y wud ne1 eva want 2 go 2 a major shopping centre otha than 2 boywatch. (n don't forget they don't want no "mingers") They are dressed in their prized burberry scarves n trousers and not 2 mention their classy Nickleson shirts (they r only 2 b considered as a mere number whoa remember they can only count up 2 1 people!). Then cum the 4 1/2 heels with the trademark "rangers" plastered down the side. (how quaint) Not to mention the fact th@ blue mascara does not go with pink blusher no matta how hard u try! (don't tell them th@ tho let us hav a laff!) - And now 2 my point: Hav u eva noticed how slippery the floor is at Bluewatttaaaa? And hav u noticed how none of the fluffies can wlk in their heels and how hystericaly funny it is 2 watch them tryin 2? If u havent its very funny 2 watch - believe me! U don't only get them lookin like clown u also get them actin like it 2! And then the "totty is spotted. Hunted down and put under inspection. Now to the otha side of the human race (well actually both sides if u wanna b really critical) wot is with the sox ova the trousers????? Old men on bikes spring 2 mind! If ure trousers r too short buy sum longer ones but don't eva commit this crime as it is possibly the crime of crimes against fashion. And then the posing. They hang wit their "homies2 trin desperately tryin 2 eat their bike- like chains commonly known as "dolly chains" until they succumb to the cravins of fags under layers of denim jackets, burberry scarves and nickleson shirts.Anotha point jus mentioned 2 me here: Sovereign rings. U can buy em or nick em from argos or h samuels but make sure u hav lots n wear em well in! da dum...thankq, thankq, thankq very much. Neway yeah sovereign rings...I once saw this quote on "you kno ure a pikey wen" website which sed - u kno ure a pikey wen ure weddin ring is a sovereign ring from argos priced @ jus £9.99! N also, "u kno ure a pikey wen... ure teenage daughter lets her daughter smoke @ the dinner table" - wow I hav gr8 respect 4 the people who write this stuff! Well, neway - in conclusion I will say th@ respect the fluffies as they cum 2 our planet in peace and in large grps but togetha they hav the brain mass of a polka dot on a fleas party dress. But don't eva "diss them" (mainly bcoz they will seriously murder u) they were once humans...(believe it or not) .....2 b continued, ZACCI, FRENZY - CHI, CAMMI