Y r people sooo different 2 animals? That's it shes finally gone and cracked I hear u cry in ure mingled lil voices. Nah I havent cracked im jus exploring the possibilities of people I kno perhaps bein, to put it in a more delicate light, walkin wit dinosaurs. U c, there r sum people in this world th@ disply all the signs of bein a animal: number one - eatin habits, number two - body language and finally number three - vocal material (whetha ya speak da lingo of da dartford ghettos or fe bexlayheafan clock towaar lingo). Lets take numero uno first. When the "chick" is seen eatin a sweet, commonly known as the curly wurly which can be brought from the shop at a reasonable price, she first stylishly rips off the outer wrapper bein particulary careful not 2 "ruin her nails". This is followed by the flick of hair as discussed earlier in part 1. One has often found oneself wishin for the "chick" to touch the curly wurly bar first and then flick the hair causin a "mingin" mess to becum congelled in the hair and cause unwanted lowlites! (*evil laff*)
Of corse this fails to happen at many opportunity but theres no harm in wishin. Secondly body language. Wen approchin a "completely unsuitable mate but doesn't stop her tryin" kind of lad, the fluff demonstrates the lack of tactfulness she posesses. Her eyes bcum like swelled up pancakes and the subject bcums one gr8 big pile of drips from the drippiest tap in the whole wide drippy world and this obviously fails to impress the wanted so called "totty". Well duh! Whod want a fluffhead that not only looks like a pancake but talks like 1 too? This leads me on to my final point - lingo. There r 7 main groups situated in the heart of bexleyheath (more commonly known as bexlayheaf 2 many estatans). The goths - coated in evry black article of clothin possible from head 2 toe (usually in non existance until marilyn manson comes 2 stay @ the marriot hotel), the grunges - the "different people" (usually found sportin a linkin park hoodie with the words camden rocks printed down their customised phatt pants), the trendies (lookin like they've bin run ova by 3 paint rollers bcoz they r usually dressed in nothin but adidas), the mixers,- the freaks (in short supply around bheath as they r trainin 4 the chess olympics in a secret location 0000000!), the geeks (hmm needs no explainin) and last and certainly least - the pikeys/townies! Nickleson shirts (y?!? who wants 2 be a number), gold hoop earrings that one cud fit ones hand into and not to mention BURBERRY! (wot the hell is happenin 2 our society wen all people can think about is manky coloured material with lines across it?) Don't even mention wearing nuthin but burberry. Omg! And yet they still commit the same crimes against the rules of fashion. Somebody plzz tell them it sux. Ne way bck 2 the sub - the lingo of these 7 grps changes dramatically. Pikeys for instance use wrds such as the wrd "mingin" (I kno, I kno y do they do it?) and decide 2 c how mny times it will fit into a sentence, whereas mixers are found using lingo such as - well, normal lingo (woteva normal is!). Its strange 2 say but wen commonly found riding the rarely evident buses (that's anotha argument!), and bombarded with a certain schools lingo which basically comprises of 1 single word beginnin wit f and endin in k (sometimes followed by -ing or -ed), most can be referred 2 as gorillas. Not only do they look like them but they also act like them. Jus don't get near them wit a banana or a dictionary (not 2 mention a family plannin leaflet!) Ok, ok I kno ive babbled too long and now im gonna conclude on my findings. Animals are luvly things (unless ure at the end of their foodchain in which case they basically suck but neway..) animals are luvly which is y humans always want 2 b like them and..............2 b continued ZACCI
Of corse this fails to happen at many opportunity but theres no harm in wishin. Secondly body language. Wen approchin a "completely unsuitable mate but doesn't stop her tryin" kind of lad, the fluff demonstrates the lack of tactfulness she posesses. Her eyes bcum like swelled up pancakes and the subject bcums one gr8 big pile of drips from the drippiest tap in the whole wide drippy world and this obviously fails to impress the wanted so called "totty". Well duh! Whod want a fluffhead that not only looks like a pancake but talks like 1 too? This leads me on to my final point - lingo. There r 7 main groups situated in the heart of bexleyheath (more commonly known as bexlayheaf 2 many estatans). The goths - coated in evry black article of clothin possible from head 2 toe (usually in non existance until marilyn manson comes 2 stay @ the marriot hotel), the grunges - the "different people" (usually found sportin a linkin park hoodie with the words camden rocks printed down their customised phatt pants), the trendies (lookin like they've bin run ova by 3 paint rollers bcoz they r usually dressed in nothin but adidas), the mixers,- the freaks (in short supply around bheath as they r trainin 4 the chess olympics in a secret location 0000000!), the geeks (hmm needs no explainin) and last and certainly least - the pikeys/townies! Nickleson shirts (y?!? who wants 2 be a number), gold hoop earrings that one cud fit ones hand into and not to mention BURBERRY! (wot the hell is happenin 2 our society wen all people can think about is manky coloured material with lines across it?) Don't even mention wearing nuthin but burberry. Omg! And yet they still commit the same crimes against the rules of fashion. Somebody plzz tell them it sux. Ne way bck 2 the sub - the lingo of these 7 grps changes dramatically. Pikeys for instance use wrds such as the wrd "mingin" (I kno, I kno y do they do it?) and decide 2 c how mny times it will fit into a sentence, whereas mixers are found using lingo such as - well, normal lingo (woteva normal is!). Its strange 2 say but wen commonly found riding the rarely evident buses (that's anotha argument!), and bombarded with a certain schools lingo which basically comprises of 1 single word beginnin wit f and endin in k (sometimes followed by -ing or -ed), most can be referred 2 as gorillas. Not only do they look like them but they also act like them. Jus don't get near them wit a banana or a dictionary (not 2 mention a family plannin leaflet!) Ok, ok I kno ive babbled too long and now im gonna conclude on my findings. Animals are luvly things (unless ure at the end of their foodchain in which case they basically suck but neway..) animals are luvly which is y humans always want 2 b like them and..............2 b continued ZACCI