The fluffiest thing a fluffy cud eva do in the whole wide fluffy world with all its fluffy people in it along with all their fluffy possesions is 2 damn well fluffy go and fluff up the fluffy ways ive ended up in! And guess wot? Fluffy's yet again prove th@ they really don't have nething except fluff between one ear n the otha!
Hearteatin guy has once again eaten my heart 4 brekkas n once again I witnessed the sacred ceremony of the fluffies. All praise and follow I heard them say (ok so mayb they didn't actually say those words but they may as well have) As the circle was formed squeaky little helium voices were heard constantly screamin, "whhhhooooar hes fit aint he," until they succeeded in making themselves look even more like a pathetic type of sect than they already did. Jus 2 show how miniscule minded one can be (using the term one is a substitute for actually mentionin the "holy fluffies" name as u may have guessed) one made a statement th@ has virtually ruined all plans and created one big fat fluffy problem. Hmmm let me assess the situation as it stands now:
One completely fit pikey (yes I kno, sox n all but hey hes luvly jubbly), one fluffy with the brain mass of a particulary small grain of dust and one mixer with a regurgerated - tomato ketchuped heart. Now mix them all up in a big human sized basin and wot do u get? A fluffy pikey with a mixer on the side. Oooo it makes me heave (especially wen the pikey is a major subject in the sect's surveilance system!) On close investigation I realised th@ unless one such mixer mends her mangled up heart and sticks it back 2getha again with double sided sticky tape the pikey will b 4eva stuck inside wot will probably seem like a hoover (all th@ dust or lack of!) So if the sticky tape doesn't co-operate and fails to stick ones heart back togetha all is lost. Anotha element th@ has failed 2 impress is th@ one such pikey misses several appointments (actually I don't blame him - I mean all th@ fluff!) and so makes it harder 2 mend th@ bloody heart! Also the latest trick 2 b performed is the don't-turn-up-until-one-has-completely-gone-out-of-her-brains-with-anticipation-not-to-mention-nearly-the-end-of-the-appointment trick. (very clever but id like 2 kno the real reason!) Comfy beds really don't help in this matta ive got a good idea to sue all bed companies at this precise moment in time. OOO this doesn't get ne easier - parents! Although they may create a good opportunity in the near future if evrything goes accordin to plan mmmwwwhaaaaahhaaa * evil laff * Hahum...neway as I was sayin. Yes..if all goes accordin to plan and if the past drags is head up from the foto album - we cud be in with a result and im not tlkin bout includin ne fluffies here! Oh well anotha installment in the eva growin conspiracy of life series so in conclusion. Don't u jus hate it wen they all end with a conclusion and then..................................ZACCI
Hearteatin guy has once again eaten my heart 4 brekkas n once again I witnessed the sacred ceremony of the fluffies. All praise and follow I heard them say (ok so mayb they didn't actually say those words but they may as well have) As the circle was formed squeaky little helium voices were heard constantly screamin, "whhhhooooar hes fit aint he," until they succeeded in making themselves look even more like a pathetic type of sect than they already did. Jus 2 show how miniscule minded one can be (using the term one is a substitute for actually mentionin the "holy fluffies" name as u may have guessed) one made a statement th@ has virtually ruined all plans and created one big fat fluffy problem. Hmmm let me assess the situation as it stands now:
One completely fit pikey (yes I kno, sox n all but hey hes luvly jubbly), one fluffy with the brain mass of a particulary small grain of dust and one mixer with a regurgerated - tomato ketchuped heart. Now mix them all up in a big human sized basin and wot do u get? A fluffy pikey with a mixer on the side. Oooo it makes me heave (especially wen the pikey is a major subject in the sect's surveilance system!) On close investigation I realised th@ unless one such mixer mends her mangled up heart and sticks it back 2getha again with double sided sticky tape the pikey will b 4eva stuck inside wot will probably seem like a hoover (all th@ dust or lack of!) So if the sticky tape doesn't co-operate and fails to stick ones heart back togetha all is lost. Anotha element th@ has failed 2 impress is th@ one such pikey misses several appointments (actually I don't blame him - I mean all th@ fluff!) and so makes it harder 2 mend th@ bloody heart! Also the latest trick 2 b performed is the don't-turn-up-until-one-has-completely-gone-out-of-her-brains-with-anticipation-not-to-mention-nearly-the-end-of-the-appointment trick. (very clever but id like 2 kno the real reason!) Comfy beds really don't help in this matta ive got a good idea to sue all bed companies at this precise moment in time. OOO this doesn't get ne easier - parents! Although they may create a good opportunity in the near future if evrything goes accordin to plan mmmwwwhaaaaahhaaa * evil laff * Hahum...neway as I was sayin. Yes..if all goes accordin to plan and if the past drags is head up from the foto album - we cud be in with a result and im not tlkin bout includin ne fluffies here! Oh well anotha installment in the eva growin conspiracy of life series so in conclusion. Don't u jus hate it wen they all end with a conclusion and then..................................ZACCI