Why does it always rain on me? I ask this without thinking really bcoz it hasn't really rained on me since I was standin at the bustop for the rarely evident bus. Tlkin of buses - isn't it sooooo typical wen ure waitin 4 a bus and then 2 cum in a row on the otha side of the road but even more mind numbin - is wen ure stuck in a trafic jam and the number bus u required last week wen tryin 2 meet ure girlies in town 4 a shop till u drop sesh is causing the hold up. Ne way bck 2 the sub -
Y does it always rain on me? Ok, ok so it doesn't all the time but sum times it seems like it does. Espesh wen evry1 around u is continually writin their "future husbands" name in permanent pen all over and I'm tlkin ALL ova their once spotlessly clean notepads etc. I mean im tlkin of writin in places u Neva thought exisited in a notepad! Well im not bein entirely truthful bcoz I myself hav actually carried out this deadly deed virtually evry day since I first laid eyes on HIM. Ok mayb not since the first time I saw him bcoz bck then I cudnt write, but certainly for about the past yr. Despite countless attempts to try and piece bck my once whole mind and bring it bck from wishful thinkin land, visions of the guy who has eaten my heart for breakfast accompanied by tomato ketchup and chips remain engraved in my head for wot seems like eternity but is actually a day! And then theres the small matta of virtually evry song th@ has been composed remindin me of him with the possible exception of beethoven's Moonlight sonata which is just my most hated song eva! For once I realise wot longin for means. There are jus sumthings th@ I hav neva understood and hopefuly neva will otherwise I will kindly ask whoeva is reading this now to slap me round the face with a wet fish. For instance iv neva understood fluffheads. Ok, Ok so I mayb a lil bit tooooooo obsessed by the guy as b4 mentioned but fluffheads - cum on!
"oh my god hes soooo fit, did u c th@ arse - oooo hes like th@ guy I snogged at th@ really mingin party" promptly followed by "which guy woz th@, 1st , 2nd or 3rd ". I suppose anotha name wud be basically a slapper or more commonly known around the southern states of Bexleyheath - "a townie or pikey". And while we're on the subject wot is the fascination with the wrd mingin? Who invented it? Wot were they referring to and y do sooo many people seem intent on seeing how many times it will fit into a sentence. Again I refer to the b4 mentioned - pikeys. And then to make it even worse - wot is up with the posin? Not to mention the gooey eyes and the hair flickin business weneva "mr irresistable" wlks past. Purlease! Yes im tlkin bout u and u kno who u r! Yes u do! Cum bck here, yes u... Admit it ur a fluffhead and always will b. Thanku miss ribbit! And not to mention u miss hey arnold! Ne way im blabbin and continuously getting further and further away from the subject intended for this totally pointless note. Bck to the matta in hand which btw has not left my head throughout writing the absolute rubbish above. It hasn't left my numb head bcoz he is indeed a resident pikey himself ! Yes I kno. Its sad but hey. In conclusion - ............2 b continued. ZACCI
Y does it always rain on me? Ok, ok so it doesn't all the time but sum times it seems like it does. Espesh wen evry1 around u is continually writin their "future husbands" name in permanent pen all over and I'm tlkin ALL ova their once spotlessly clean notepads etc. I mean im tlkin of writin in places u Neva thought exisited in a notepad! Well im not bein entirely truthful bcoz I myself hav actually carried out this deadly deed virtually evry day since I first laid eyes on HIM. Ok mayb not since the first time I saw him bcoz bck then I cudnt write, but certainly for about the past yr. Despite countless attempts to try and piece bck my once whole mind and bring it bck from wishful thinkin land, visions of the guy who has eaten my heart for breakfast accompanied by tomato ketchup and chips remain engraved in my head for wot seems like eternity but is actually a day! And then theres the small matta of virtually evry song th@ has been composed remindin me of him with the possible exception of beethoven's Moonlight sonata which is just my most hated song eva! For once I realise wot longin for means. There are jus sumthings th@ I hav neva understood and hopefuly neva will otherwise I will kindly ask whoeva is reading this now to slap me round the face with a wet fish. For instance iv neva understood fluffheads. Ok, Ok so I mayb a lil bit tooooooo obsessed by the guy as b4 mentioned but fluffheads - cum on!
"oh my god hes soooo fit, did u c th@ arse - oooo hes like th@ guy I snogged at th@ really mingin party" promptly followed by "which guy woz th@, 1st , 2nd or 3rd ". I suppose anotha name wud be basically a slapper or more commonly known around the southern states of Bexleyheath - "a townie or pikey". And while we're on the subject wot is the fascination with the wrd mingin? Who invented it? Wot were they referring to and y do sooo many people seem intent on seeing how many times it will fit into a sentence. Again I refer to the b4 mentioned - pikeys. And then to make it even worse - wot is up with the posin? Not to mention the gooey eyes and the hair flickin business weneva "mr irresistable" wlks past. Purlease! Yes im tlkin bout u and u kno who u r! Yes u do! Cum bck here, yes u... Admit it ur a fluffhead and always will b. Thanku miss ribbit! And not to mention u miss hey arnold! Ne way im blabbin and continuously getting further and further away from the subject intended for this totally pointless note. Bck to the matta in hand which btw has not left my head throughout writing the absolute rubbish above. It hasn't left my numb head bcoz he is indeed a resident pikey himself ! Yes I kno. Its sad but hey. In conclusion - ............2 b continued. ZACCI