A/N: Please look below.
RSP: * looks around at "her" reviewers * My god! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to kill Timmy honest to god he just pushed a button I swear!
Cameraman: * mumbles something in her ear *
RSP: Oh that! * slaps head * Sorry there guys I lost myself. (and a small pack of monkeys but that doesn't really matter). Anyway I've been suffering from: the cook temporarily stole my brain syndrome, or if you want to get technical: Writer's block or: Writer's Reoccurring, Inability, To, Ever, Right (wrong one I know), 'so, Babies, love, ocean, coconut colored, kangaroos. Err..... something like that! Now on with the "show" * blinks * What exactly is with the quotations? Never mind * Sighs and mumbles * There really isn't any decent help these days.
Disclaimer: I only own original characters.
Melchiah: Now if we cut there, steal some skin from me and put it there, you'll look like an anorexic swimsuit model!
Raziel: Is there any possibility that I could look like the real "me" again?
Melchiah: I'm going to be uncontrollably bluntly honest with you ok?
Raz: Ok
Melchiah: You have as much of a chance as Kain is straight or me beautiful for that matter.
Raz: but you are beautiful......* coughs on the inside * And you never know Kain could wake one day and decide to be straight.
Mel. : Now you're in denial my brother.
Raz: Well what can you do to me?
Mel: almost anything I want when you're out....erm I mean.....did I say that out loud?
Raz: Yes and only all of China heard.
Mel: Well then that's ok because they don't really matter anyway.
RSP: New screen people. * Camera Man 2 pans to a new screen with the great wall of china in the background and RSP in traditional "robes" (whatever they wore then) * Before I continue I would like to say that yes Chinese people's ideas and values are important they're kinda being abused in this fic though. But this in no way has effect on any other country in the world so let's continue. (Honest don't get offended it's for the sake of the fic).
Raz: Well can I at least meet all of the people who are going to be doing the procedure?
Mel: Of course. * pulls out mini stage * There is of course me.
Raz: Yeah I kinda figured that who else?
Mel: A newly hired Japanese cook.
Raz: A Japanese cook?
Mel: He's great with small cuts and squid.
Raz: I have hardly anything to cut already and I can't exactly eat.
Cook: * Walks on to the mini stage * Me make you pretty. * bows *
Raz: * under his breath (if he has any)* Like hell you will.
Mel: Next we have a penguin by the name of Pey, Pey. He was recently fired from Kroger and hired here. He'll make sure you stay out until it's time for me to collect the cash...erm I mean time for you to wake up.
Pey: Honk, HONK!
Raz: What'd he say?
Mel: oh my Pey, it seems he just got over a hard break up.
Raz: With who?
Mel: * walks over a whispers in to his ear *
Raz: MY GOSH DERN CHINA FLAKES! I DIDN'T KNOW KAIN WENT THAT WAY TOO!
Mel: Well, he did. You'd be better off not to tell him that Kain created you.
Pey: * Hears this and files it in his mental filing cabinet of DOOM! *
Mel: * sees this * (how I have no idea because of all of the extra skin around his eyes) Um... Raziel you'd better be careful.
Raz: Why?
Mel: The penguin knows all!
Raz: What he works for the psychic hotline?
Mel: He was Miss Cleo's right hand Penguin.
Raz: My God! Um wait didn't they get caught for using scripts?
Mel: Shhh! He doesn't know!
Raz: I thought you said he knew all.
Mel: Well, everything but that.
Raz: Well technically speaking that's not knowing "all" as you put it.
Mel: Shut up! I mean please pee patient.
Raz: * Speaking to the cook * The man's got something on his mind because that's a complete oximoron. Come on you can't be patient if you have to pee.
Cook: Me think so too. I have nice laxitive if he need it.
Raz: * ells cook what a laxitive actually does *
Cook: Well that answer great question only Confucioous could answer.
Raz: I thought that was Confucius.
Cook: Confucioous is name of toilet.
Raz: Well, that explains a whole lot of nothing. Hey MEL!
Mel: Yes?
Raz: When does my surgery start.
Mel: * in announcer voice * IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF RAZIEL GOES TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON!!! Surgeon.....ergon......rgon....gon
Raz: What's with the home made echo?
A/N: Sorry I've lowered my comedic genius down a bit. you can blame it on the killer gerbils that are currently inhabiting my mind.
Gerbils: Oh $hit! We said that out loud!
RSP: * looks around at "her" reviewers * My god! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to kill Timmy honest to god he just pushed a button I swear!
Cameraman: * mumbles something in her ear *
RSP: Oh that! * slaps head * Sorry there guys I lost myself. (and a small pack of monkeys but that doesn't really matter). Anyway I've been suffering from: the cook temporarily stole my brain syndrome, or if you want to get technical: Writer's block or: Writer's Reoccurring, Inability, To, Ever, Right (wrong one I know), 'so, Babies, love, ocean, coconut colored, kangaroos. Err..... something like that! Now on with the "show" * blinks * What exactly is with the quotations? Never mind * Sighs and mumbles * There really isn't any decent help these days.
Disclaimer: I only own original characters.
Melchiah: Now if we cut there, steal some skin from me and put it there, you'll look like an anorexic swimsuit model!
Raziel: Is there any possibility that I could look like the real "me" again?
Melchiah: I'm going to be uncontrollably bluntly honest with you ok?
Raz: Ok
Melchiah: You have as much of a chance as Kain is straight or me beautiful for that matter.
Raz: but you are beautiful......* coughs on the inside * And you never know Kain could wake one day and decide to be straight.
Mel. : Now you're in denial my brother.
Raz: Well what can you do to me?
Mel: almost anything I want when you're out....erm I mean.....did I say that out loud?
Raz: Yes and only all of China heard.
Mel: Well then that's ok because they don't really matter anyway.
RSP: New screen people. * Camera Man 2 pans to a new screen with the great wall of china in the background and RSP in traditional "robes" (whatever they wore then) * Before I continue I would like to say that yes Chinese people's ideas and values are important they're kinda being abused in this fic though. But this in no way has effect on any other country in the world so let's continue. (Honest don't get offended it's for the sake of the fic).
Raz: Well can I at least meet all of the people who are going to be doing the procedure?
Mel: Of course. * pulls out mini stage * There is of course me.
Raz: Yeah I kinda figured that who else?
Mel: A newly hired Japanese cook.
Raz: A Japanese cook?
Mel: He's great with small cuts and squid.
Raz: I have hardly anything to cut already and I can't exactly eat.
Cook: * Walks on to the mini stage * Me make you pretty. * bows *
Raz: * under his breath (if he has any)* Like hell you will.
Mel: Next we have a penguin by the name of Pey, Pey. He was recently fired from Kroger and hired here. He'll make sure you stay out until it's time for me to collect the cash...erm I mean time for you to wake up.
Pey: Honk, HONK!
Raz: What'd he say?
Mel: oh my Pey, it seems he just got over a hard break up.
Raz: With who?
Mel: * walks over a whispers in to his ear *
Raz: MY GOSH DERN CHINA FLAKES! I DIDN'T KNOW KAIN WENT THAT WAY TOO!
Mel: Well, he did. You'd be better off not to tell him that Kain created you.
Pey: * Hears this and files it in his mental filing cabinet of DOOM! *
Mel: * sees this * (how I have no idea because of all of the extra skin around his eyes) Um... Raziel you'd better be careful.
Raz: Why?
Mel: The penguin knows all!
Raz: What he works for the psychic hotline?
Mel: He was Miss Cleo's right hand Penguin.
Raz: My God! Um wait didn't they get caught for using scripts?
Mel: Shhh! He doesn't know!
Raz: I thought you said he knew all.
Mel: Well, everything but that.
Raz: Well technically speaking that's not knowing "all" as you put it.
Mel: Shut up! I mean please pee patient.
Raz: * Speaking to the cook * The man's got something on his mind because that's a complete oximoron. Come on you can't be patient if you have to pee.
Cook: Me think so too. I have nice laxitive if he need it.
Raz: * ells cook what a laxitive actually does *
Cook: Well that answer great question only Confucioous could answer.
Raz: I thought that was Confucius.
Cook: Confucioous is name of toilet.
Raz: Well, that explains a whole lot of nothing. Hey MEL!
Mel: Yes?
Raz: When does my surgery start.
Mel: * in announcer voice * IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF RAZIEL GOES TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON!!! Surgeon.....ergon......rgon....gon
Raz: What's with the home made echo?
A/N: Sorry I've lowered my comedic genius down a bit. you can blame it on the killer gerbils that are currently inhabiting my mind.
Gerbils: Oh $hit! We said that out loud!