AN: And here's another filming of I Dare You! You're all probably itching with wonder as to what Gourry's about to say! ^_^ Remember, I'm taking dare suggestions and commercial ideas... I actually have to repeat some commercials because I ran out of ideas!

Shira: Welcome back, minna, to my cool new game show...

Audience: I DARE YOU!!!!!!!!

Shira: *smile* Okay! When we last left off, Gourry had just done his dare! He took the pills Digi-Riven sent in, and we were just about to see what they were going to do, when we ran out of time. So, continuing where we left off...

Gourry: Well, hello, audience! Veiwers! And how would all of you be this very fine day? The cirus clouds are clustered in the north east, and we're net expecting any sort of precipition, so it must be a very fine day indeed.

Everyone: *stare*

Gourry: Of course, there is a cold front coming down from the north, which could result in bitter winds, though it seems rather unlikely to happen for the next few hours or so... Approximately seven hours and thirteen minutes, actually.

Everyone: *stare*

Gourry: Would you happen to know that it is very impolite and, shall I mention, rude, to stare as you are doing?

Everyone: *stare*

Gourry: Then may I ask what all the gawking is about? I would sincerely wish to know.

Shira: You... You're... smart!

Gourry: Well of course I am! I wouldn't be anything but! And, my dear, I am not just "smart" as you said, I have a genius intellect. You can't possibly comprehend my knowledge. My IQ is well above 300, I must say.

Audience: SAY MORE SMART STUFF!

Gourry: Well, as you all know, Newton's Laws of Physics relate to everyday events, we have to live with them at all times. But, Rezo's Laws of Magic completely break Newton's laws, going completely against them, which makes me wonder often if we shouldn't have a more complex system of rules that makes it possible for the two sets of rules to work in correlation, so we would need only one set of rules, so other people without such a dizzying intellect as mine could understand better.

Everyone: Woww...

Gourry: Would you like more knowledge? The longest word in the English dictionary would be antidisestablishmentarianism, seeing as supercalifragilisticexpialidocious isn't a real word. The definition of antidisestablishmentarianism is simple. If broken down, you can understand. Anti means against. Dis means not. Establish means to build or erect. An establishment is a building. Arian is the act of being. And ism makes it a noun reather than an action. So, it means you are against not building things. Meaning you are agreeing to building things. Understand?

Everyone: *shakes head slowly*

Gourry: *sigh* You inferiors could never understand what I know. I know the meaning of life. The meaning of life is--

Everyone: Is...?

Gourry: *blank look* Huh? *scratches head* Where am I? What am I doing here?

Shira: What happened???

Digi-riven: (from the audience) Those Genius Pills only lasted for a little while! They wore off!

Gaav: Do you have more? That was intriguing.

Riven: *shakes head* Sorry! I only had those two...

Shira: Well...

(silence)

Shira: Uh... commercial, Gaav??

Gourry: *wanders off stage*

Gaav: *grumble*