The Unworthy Challenger 2

by Pelican

This is not exactly a sequel to the poem. This is more of a rap, more-in-your-face, and has less to do with the game. Flames will be laughed at.

Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers: Melee, its characters, or anything related.

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The Unworthy Challenger 2

By Pelican (Pelican_13@yahoo.com)

05/24/2002

Author's Note: I was really mad when I wrote this, I'll probably regret writing a lot of it. The main reason I wrote this is because I am getting very little amounts of reviews while lesser fics have twice as much. Anyway, this is to be read as a rap. Yes, I'm white but I find anger easily expressed in rap. Enjoy this glimpse at the dark side of my mind.

Yeah… you know "The Unworthy Challenger?"

Well he's back,

again being wack,

and this is white boy rap!

I go again and beat him to the ground,

a massive pound.

I take him to the floor.

You don't know me anymore!

I'm still Pelican,

and I'm gonna win,

but now I'm pissed,

cause I'm being dissed.

I get flamed by "Cloud Benjamin Strife."

Don't make me cut you with a knife!

FanFiction is going to hell,

gothic bitches killing off Smash Brothers,

and getting mega reviews as well.

If you're still reading this you might wanna stop,

especially if you are a cop.

Cause I'm mad, I get no reviews, no respect,

but then, what DID I expect?

It's all about ask fics and author fics

and they get their daily review fix.

Why does everything sound the same?

It's a crying shame!

I don't care what you say; I didn't copy "Total War."

"War of the Melee Worlds" is so much more.

And I'm sorry about chapter 9's nine-eleven.

But Osama's idea was not original,

World War 2 had Japanese kami-kazes,

so what's wrong with some Yoshis?

Stuff that's trendy and crude gets all the reviews.

Damn, that means I'm gonna lose!

I got maybe four fans total,

this place is damn brutal.

The authors you know got their alliance going on,

and leave out me…and "Wise Man John."

That group gets reviews for a lot of crap,

and I'm surprised it's just now that I'm talken back.

"Let's make the Smashers go out with authors,

or have Marth and Ness commit suicide,

and screw the guys over on the West side!"

Let me ask you somethin.

Do you know who the unworthy challenger's gonna be?

At the beginning it wasn't me,

but now it looks like it is.

Competition can't come into play,

so we get tossed away.

I'm here to tell all you fools,

I'm still here and I'm gonna write,

all day and all night.

So go ahead, give your reviews to "Culex576" and "Cybat."

Stop me? Why do you think you have to?

The most good reviews I'll get for this is two.

I'm not hating, I'm trying to represent,

But no one's going to circumvent.

I write fairly well, not bragging,

yet my reviews are always lagging.

Shout out to "Prism Tank 20" and "Odd Oddish," dawgs!

Then you've got the famous "Dr. Nick,"

puts himself in every fic.

He thinks Captain is wrongly bashed,

and then it's Ness who is thrashed.

People, look at my fics,

they aren't bad,

but the amount of reviews is just plain sad!

If you want a real story,

no self-insertions,

and from the ask fics you need a dispersion,

try one of 'um. You won't be displeased,

it's not hard. Jeez!