(commercial)
Filia: Welcome to Filia's House of Pretties! At my wonderful store, you can buy lovely tea sets, beautiful china dinner ware, and, of course, an exact replica of... MACE-SAMA!
cameraman: *facefault*
Filia: uh... camerman-sama? are you okay...? *sweatdrop* was it something I said?
Xelloss: *appears right in front of Filia* Ohayo!
Filia: namagomi! what are you doing here?
Xelloss: *waggles finger* sore wa himitsu desu!
Filia: *flaming eyes* errr! curse you, namagomi!
Xelloss: fiesty, aren't we?
Filia: *transforms into dragon* I'll get you for that, namagomi!
Xelloss: *flies over to Filia's store*
Filia: *laser breaths everything around Xelloss... including her store* *gasp* OH, NO! CURSE YOU. NAMAGOMI! You made me do that!
camera: *fizz* *blanks out*
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