Robert Jordan owns WoT. I am not Robert Jordan (thankfully). Put the two together.

The Haunted House- an MST

We see Elayne and Egwene sitting on a park beach in a stedding.

Egwene: can…not…channel, she rips her hair out

Elayne: beginning … to… hallucinate

Egwene: (suddenly curious) what do you see

Elayne: Rand…

Egwene: eew… this is going to be scary isn't it

Elayne: I am forced to like him…

Egwene: your not the first one. My sympathy

Elayne: shut up and let me get on with this.

Egwene: Kay

Elyane: well…

WOOSH (they are transported into Elayne's story)

Egwene looks around her: not bad, we're in Two Rivers

Elayne: I JUST GOT DIRT ON MY SHOE

Egwene: shut up or I'll un-shaw you. We're going to see my dad, the MAYOR of Two Rivers

Elayne: and he is WHAT to two Aes Sedai, one the Amrilyn Seat and the other (smiles) the daughter heir of Andor

Egwene: shut up

Elayne: (sniffs) fine

Egwene rushes towards her house, and abruptly bumps in the painted backdrop

Elayne: hehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe (sniffs)

Egwene: (picking herself up) he who? Rand?

Elayne shuts up.

Egwene (talking to the air): ALRIGHT! Who did this cruel thing?

MDV: me

Elayne: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

MDV: did she say eek or ick?

Egwene: no clue

MDV: kay

Egwene: have you noticed we're all using the same words?

MDV: your not supposed to notice that

Egwene: oh. Why is this thing so plotless

MDV: aka your not supposed to notice that either

Egwene: oh. Why is this so *****?

MDV: I had nothing better to do

Egwene: HEY I JUST GOT CENSORED

MDV: this is lala land or telatuby land. It is a childern's show, your not allowed to cuss

Egwene: why?

MDV shrugs: parents have the misguided idea that kids don't know them at the age of five

Egwene: say isn't Lala, one of the characters, (pauses searching for an uncensorable word) happy?

MDV: How do YOU know that?

Elayne comes bouncing up at the mention of Telatubies: oh, your talking about my FAVORITE SHOW telatubies. Today Lala…

MDV: (winces) that is quite enough Elayne. Now you will become the DW

DW (frowns): the DW? What's that mean?

MDV: Dragon's Wife

Egwene: and I am?

MDV thinks for a moment and then grins evilly: LL

Egwene: LL?

MDV: Lala

Egwene: you are cruel

MDV: just joking. Your TPWIIWGAG

TPWIIWGAG: WHAT?!!!!

MDV: The Person Who Is Infuated With Gawyn And Galad

TPWIIWGAG: I would cry but I know that you won't type that out everytime

MDV: meet the copy & paste button see: TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG TPWIIWGAG

TPWIIWGAG: EEP!

MDV: haha

TPWIIWGAG sobs.

MDV: back to the story:

DW and TPWIIWGAG are in DR's house. The parting words of the MDV are: to get away from here you must conforont the horrible monster who lives here

TPWIIWGAG (sarcastically): maybe 'tis Rand

TPWIIWGAG is mysteriously smacked on the bottom

DW: guess we're supposed to call him the DW

TPWIIWGAG: did you figure that out all by yourself?

DW: yah. AREN'T I SMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TPWIIWGAG: no

DW: am I being insulted

TPWIIWGAG: no I just complmented you.

Why they are arguing the Rand-o-monster sees the chance to get rid of two young Aes Sedai. He is prompted by the Kinslayer-Lews-Monster.

The Rand-o-Monster kills TPWIIWGAG and DW (whom he ripped to pieces). Everyone lives happily ever after because soon after Rand dies of guilt.

9000 years later (or earilier if you go by the 'wheel' concept)

Lews Therin was channeling when he heard a voice in his head. It sceamed:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

TTPPWWIIIIWWGGAAGG.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



Like? No like? REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!