(back to show)
Tams: HIYA! Welcome back to...
Audience: I DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Tams: *smile* Am I doing it right?
Shira: Yeah! Okay, now we need an audience member for us to dare! Sylphiel!
Sylphiel: *closes her eyes and points* You!
Girl: *snore*
Tams: Uh...
Shira: OY!!!!!!! GIRL!!!!!!!!!
Girl: *wakes up* Huh?
Tams: You've been chosen! Get down here!
Girl: Oh! *runs down onto the stage* Hi! *sits in squishy chair*
Tams: *wants a squishy chair*
Shira: What's your name, girl?
Girl: I'm Christina!
Shira: Hi Chrissy!
Tams: Hiyas, Chrissy!
Shira: Okay, Tams! Wanna do the dare?
Tams: yeah! *runs over to Dare Drum* *knocks on Dare Drum*
*The Dare Drum opens to reveal Dolphin!*
Dolphin: flat fishy, flat fishy, flat fishy *playing with a letter, folding it into an origami fish*
Tams: Dolph! I need a flat fishy!
Dolphin: fishy fishy fishy!
Tams: Please?
Dolphin: flat fishy! *gives Tams origami fish*
Tams: Cool! *takes origami fish to her non-squishy chair* Wow! *opens origami fish letter* The person who sent this is destructive sorceress... D.S. writes...
Dear Chrissy,
I dare you to sit next to Xellos for the rest of the show, and not complain or gripe or yell! ^_^
-destructive sorceress
Chrissy: No WAY!!!! I am NOT spending time with that stupid mazoku!!!!!!!!!!!
Shira: It's the rules!
Gaav: *holds up the big book*
Book: Rule # 314... "All contestants, whether audience members or otherwise, must complete the dare to it's full extent or harsh punishment will follow, accompanied by expulsion from the show."
Chrissy: Any punishment you give would be better than sitting next to Xellos-bakka and not be able to yell at him!
Shira: *shrug* Sorry...
Book: Rule # 998... "All contestants must attempt to fulfill their dare. If they fail, then rules # 314 and # 576 come into effect."
Chrissy: What's rule # 576?
Book: Rule # 576... "If the contestant fails their dare, the resulting punishment will be a branch off that dare, meaning it will be about ten times worse than their original dare."
Chrissy: *pale*
Shira: See? You gotta do it!
Tams: Will Xellos Metallium COME ON DOWN!!!!!!!
Shira: No! Wrong game show, Tams! In this, you say, "Xellos Metallium, I dare you to COME ON DOWN!!!!!!!"
Tams: Ooohh....
Xellos: *appears on stage* Hello!
Chrissy: Grr
Xellos: Hello, Chrissy-chan! Pleased to see me?
Chrissy: *grumble*
Shira: Chrissy's been dared...
Tams: She has to sit next to you for the rest of the show...
Shira: Without griping...
Tams: and without yelling...
Shira: And without complaining...
Xellos: ^_~ Well, Chrissy-chan! Now we can catch up on old news! *sits next to Chrissy in the big squishy chair* How are things?
Chrissy: *grumble*can't believe*grumble*I'm doing this*grumble*stupid dare*grumble*destructive sorceress*grumble*crazy writer*grumble*
Xellos: *waggles finger* Ah-ah! No griping, Chrissy-chan!
Chrissy: Stop calling me that!
Xellos: No shouting, either!
Chrissy: *crosses arms and faces away from him*
Shira: *nods at Tams*
Tams: Gaav! Commercial!
Gaav: *grumble*