Part Two-
I am NOT Robert Jordan. I do NOT own the WoT. Sue me; go ahead.
As I didn't explain before, all the WoT characters are in a Grove, cause they're at Loial's wedding. Let us skip to our favorite hot-tempered friends: the falcon, Nynaeve, Cadsuane, Windfinders and Cyduane. They all are Loial's bride's maids for some strange reason.
Faile: I'm ALLERGIC to flowers! I CAN'T carry flowers.
Cyduane (viciously): isn't that just too bad
Nynaeve walks up.
Nynaeve: erm… hi Zarine and last-chance
Faile and Cyduane: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR… WHAT DID YOU JUST BLOODY CALL US
Nynaeve: sorry, author's orders
Cadsuane: not again; WHY MUST I WORK WITH THE MOST IDIOTIC GUY ON THE PLANET
Windfinders: stop wasting time; come teach us scum
Faile: oh, that insane Jordan guy again
Cyduane: the one that made me fall in love with that ugly Therin guy?
Nynaeve: I guess so
Suddenly all characters, except Nynaeve are whipped.
All characters, except Nynaeve: OWIE!!!
MDV appears.
MDV: cool. Today since I'm lazy, Nynaeve will be the admin
Nyn: and that means what
MDV: you are omnipotent; you can torture people in any way, and rename them
Nyn: this could be fun…
MDV: it will be
Nyn: bwahahahahahaha. And now, where's Elayne
MDV: she is unavailable. I took her for my own torture methods
Nyn: * sigh *, oh well
MDV: have fun. Bye-bye.
Faile: NO WAIT!!!!!
Nyn: shut up Faile
Faile: no I wil…
Faile finds her mouth glued together.
Nyn: ok, first things first. Cadsuane, give me all your angreals, sa'angreals, and te'angreals
Cadsuane: NEVER, I am protected by the power; you will never get me NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nyn: I think Rand is starting to infect you with insanity; give me them.
Cadsuane: DIE, EVERYONE DIES. THE MADNESS, I WELCOME IT BWAHAHAHAHA
Nyn: the stuff please
Cadsuane: NO ILLEYNA WHAT HAVE I DONE????!!!!!!
Nyn: we need mental therapy here. *snaps her fingers* NOW
Some physiatrists walk in.
Physiatrists: what seems to be the problem?
Nyn points: her
Cadsuane is doing an evil chuckle.
Physiatrists: ummmmm…. She is beyond help. What happened to her?
Nyn: too much time with the DR
Physiatrists nod. K, bye. They disappear.
Nyn looks at Cadsuane: she will be TPWSTMTWTDRAIJOEMAA
Faile: what the ****
Nyn: naughty, naughty
Nyn whips Faile
Nyn: by the way, that means The Person Who Spends Too Much Time With The Dragon Reborn And Is Jealous Of Elayne Min And Aviendha
Faile: eew
Nyn: you are TPWDNTWP
TPWDNTWP: dare I ask?
Nyn: it means the person who does naughty things with perrin
TPWDNTWP: and you sensored ME? Besides we're married
Nyn: whatever you say… Zarine
TPWDNTWP: NO!!!! ANYTHING BUT ZARINE!!!!
Nyn: ok then…
Nyn: Bow, Windfinders
Windfinders: What?! Nynaeve!!!!!!
Nyn: You are not on a first name basis with me. You will call me, O'Most Omnipotent. Bow. Now.
Nyn: Avi, you shall now be FSOE. A.k.a. First sister of Elayne
FSOE: eeee…. How cruel.
Nyn: and Cyduane will be LWCEGR2LH
LWCEGR2LH: dare I ask Nynaeve
Nyn whips LWCEGR2LH.
Nyn: you are NOT on a first name basis with me! It means Loser Who Can't Even Get Rand 2 Love Her
LWCEGR2LH hurls herself at Nyn.
LWCEGR2LH: eeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllliiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Most Omnipotent: wrong book
LWCEGR2LH: woops.
Nyn: Lets try that again
Nyn: you are NOT on a first name basis with me! It means Loser Who Can't Even Get Rand 2 Love Her
LWCEGR2LH hurls herself at Nyn.
LWCEGR2LH: for the GREAT LORD OF THE DAAARRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKK
Nyn: now for today's entertainment…
Everyone is magically transported to the Pit of Doom
LWCEGR2LH: home sweet home
Nyn: whatever.
GlotD: WHAT DO YOU WANT HERE
Nyn: you know
GlotD: I DEMAND YOU TELL ME
Nyn: I wish you to get back in your hole
GlotD: BUT IT'S BBORING THERE
Nyn: NOW!
GlotD: AND PEOPLE SAY I'M EVIL, AND THEN THEY COME AND KICK ME IN A BORING HOLE FOR 3000 YEARS, GETTING BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING THE WHOLE TIME
Nyn: I'm warning you
GlotD: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nyn: I'm counting to three. 1, 2…
The DO scurries back in his bore.
Last Chance: mmmmmmmmmmasssssstttttttttttterrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
Nyn: wehe. I love the compulsion weave
Nyn turns to the reader and weaves compulsion…
Nyn: REVIEW!
I am NOT Robert Jordan. I do NOT own the WoT. Sue me; go ahead.
As I didn't explain before, all the WoT characters are in a Grove, cause they're at Loial's wedding. Let us skip to our favorite hot-tempered friends: the falcon, Nynaeve, Cadsuane, Windfinders and Cyduane. They all are Loial's bride's maids for some strange reason.
Faile: I'm ALLERGIC to flowers! I CAN'T carry flowers.
Cyduane (viciously): isn't that just too bad
Nynaeve walks up.
Nynaeve: erm… hi Zarine and last-chance
Faile and Cyduane: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR… WHAT DID YOU JUST BLOODY CALL US
Nynaeve: sorry, author's orders
Cadsuane: not again; WHY MUST I WORK WITH THE MOST IDIOTIC GUY ON THE PLANET
Windfinders: stop wasting time; come teach us scum
Faile: oh, that insane Jordan guy again
Cyduane: the one that made me fall in love with that ugly Therin guy?
Nynaeve: I guess so
Suddenly all characters, except Nynaeve are whipped.
All characters, except Nynaeve: OWIE!!!
MDV appears.
MDV: cool. Today since I'm lazy, Nynaeve will be the admin
Nyn: and that means what
MDV: you are omnipotent; you can torture people in any way, and rename them
Nyn: this could be fun…
MDV: it will be
Nyn: bwahahahahahaha. And now, where's Elayne
MDV: she is unavailable. I took her for my own torture methods
Nyn: * sigh *, oh well
MDV: have fun. Bye-bye.
Faile: NO WAIT!!!!!
Nyn: shut up Faile
Faile: no I wil…
Faile finds her mouth glued together.
Nyn: ok, first things first. Cadsuane, give me all your angreals, sa'angreals, and te'angreals
Cadsuane: NEVER, I am protected by the power; you will never get me NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nyn: I think Rand is starting to infect you with insanity; give me them.
Cadsuane: DIE, EVERYONE DIES. THE MADNESS, I WELCOME IT BWAHAHAHAHA
Nyn: the stuff please
Cadsuane: NO ILLEYNA WHAT HAVE I DONE????!!!!!!
Nyn: we need mental therapy here. *snaps her fingers* NOW
Some physiatrists walk in.
Physiatrists: what seems to be the problem?
Nyn points: her
Cadsuane is doing an evil chuckle.
Physiatrists: ummmmm…. She is beyond help. What happened to her?
Nyn: too much time with the DR
Physiatrists nod. K, bye. They disappear.
Nyn looks at Cadsuane: she will be TPWSTMTWTDRAIJOEMAA
Faile: what the ****
Nyn: naughty, naughty
Nyn whips Faile
Nyn: by the way, that means The Person Who Spends Too Much Time With The Dragon Reborn And Is Jealous Of Elayne Min And Aviendha
Faile: eew
Nyn: you are TPWDNTWP
TPWDNTWP: dare I ask?
Nyn: it means the person who does naughty things with perrin
TPWDNTWP: and you sensored ME? Besides we're married
Nyn: whatever you say… Zarine
TPWDNTWP: NO!!!! ANYTHING BUT ZARINE!!!!
Nyn: ok then…
Nyn: Bow, Windfinders
Windfinders: What?! Nynaeve!!!!!!
Nyn: You are not on a first name basis with me. You will call me, O'Most Omnipotent. Bow. Now.
Nyn: Avi, you shall now be FSOE. A.k.a. First sister of Elayne
FSOE: eeee…. How cruel.
Nyn: and Cyduane will be LWCEGR2LH
LWCEGR2LH: dare I ask Nynaeve
Nyn whips LWCEGR2LH.
Nyn: you are NOT on a first name basis with me! It means Loser Who Can't Even Get Rand 2 Love Her
LWCEGR2LH hurls herself at Nyn.
LWCEGR2LH: eeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllliiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Most Omnipotent: wrong book
LWCEGR2LH: woops.
Nyn: Lets try that again
Nyn: you are NOT on a first name basis with me! It means Loser Who Can't Even Get Rand 2 Love Her
LWCEGR2LH hurls herself at Nyn.
LWCEGR2LH: for the GREAT LORD OF THE DAAARRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKK
Nyn: now for today's entertainment…
Everyone is magically transported to the Pit of Doom
LWCEGR2LH: home sweet home
Nyn: whatever.
GlotD: WHAT DO YOU WANT HERE
Nyn: you know
GlotD: I DEMAND YOU TELL ME
Nyn: I wish you to get back in your hole
GlotD: BUT IT'S BBORING THERE
Nyn: NOW!
GlotD: AND PEOPLE SAY I'M EVIL, AND THEN THEY COME AND KICK ME IN A BORING HOLE FOR 3000 YEARS, GETTING BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING THE WHOLE TIME
Nyn: I'm warning you
GlotD: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nyn: I'm counting to three. 1, 2…
The DO scurries back in his bore.
Last Chance: mmmmmmmmmmasssssstttttttttttterrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
Nyn: wehe. I love the compulsion weave
Nyn turns to the reader and weaves compulsion…
Nyn: REVIEW!