(back to show)
Shira: Ohayo!
Tams: And welcome back to...
Audience: I DARE YOU!!!! WHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shira: *smile* Okay! Now we need a Slayers contestant! Who's it gonna be?
Audience: Um...
Tams: ...
Audience: *smirk* FILIA!!!!
Shira: Okay.... Filia Ul Copt...
Tams: I dare you...
Shira and Tams: TO COME ON DOWN!!!!!!
Filia: *walks onto the stage* Hello, there!
Shira: HI! Okay, now we need a dare! Does an audience member want to give one this time?
Audience person: *stands up* Hey, FILIA!!!! I dare you to sit next to Xellos, and not yell, shout, complain, gripe, transform, or bop him with mace-sama!
Filia: Now how can I possibly do that? I refuse!!!
Book: Rule # 226... "No refusing dares once they are recieved."
Filia: But...
Chrissy: I know how you feel, Filia-san! I have the same dare...
Xellos: Now I don't see what's wrong! You both like me, ne? ^_~
Filia and Chrissy: NO WE DON'T!!!!
Shira: Filia, listen... you have to, or the punishment will be a hundred times worse... You'll probably have to kiss him as punishment!
Filia: *blush* I can't do that!!!
Tams: Then sit next to him for the rest of the show!
Filia: FINE! *sits on the other side of Xellos*
*Now the three of them, Filia, Xellos, and Chrissy, are all a little squashed in the big squishy chair*
Xellos: So, Fi-chan! How has the Fire Dragon King been these days?
Filia: *turns away from Xellos with her arms crossed*
Xellos: *shrug* Chrissy-chan, how's the family?
Chrissy: *turns away from Xellos with her arms crossed*
Xellos: ^_~ *puts his arms around the girls*
Girls: *flinch but don't say anything*
Shira: OKAY! Gaav!
Tams: Commercial!!!
Gaav: *grumble*