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A Neon Genesis Evangelion Spamfic:
Egg
Things were not looking good. The twelfth Angel had struck, and Shinji was trapped inside due to Asuka's goading and his own poor judgment. While Asuka badmouthed Shinji and received glares from Rei, elsewhere, Ritsuko and the bridge team were working frantically to figure out how to rescue the ensnared Eva-01.
During a brief pause in the activities, the three head members of the bridge crew paused for a moment to solemnly observe the motionless black and white sphere that was (more or less) the Angel. After a moment, one, a man with long hair, caught the attention of the others. They all nodded to each other.
The man with short hair spoke first. "If it cannot break its egg's shell, a chick will die without being born."
Next, the woman spoke. "Shinji is the chick. The Angel is his egg."
The man with the long hair said, "If he doesn't crack the Angel's shell, he will die without being born." He opened his mouth again to continue, but the woman frowned.
The man raised an eyebrow. "No?"
She shrugged uncertainly, brushing one of her curls aside. "He's already been born."
"Okay. 'If he doesn't crack the Angel's shell, he will die without growing a spine.' Better?" He blew a strand of red hair out of his face.
Other man nodded, running a hand through his blue hair. "Have to do."
The all nodded decisively, and spoke together. "Smash the Angel's shell-" they paused dramatically "-For the revolution of the spineless kid!"
At this point, Ritsuko shouted, "Hey, Touga, Juri, Miki, get back to work!"
The three winced and did so.
Above, Ritsuko sighed and complained to one of the nearby techs. "Boy I wish Maya and the others hadn't gotten sick. These temps from World's End are getting on my nerves. No pun intended."
Later...
As the bloody purple fist of Unit-01 burst out of the side of the sphere, the temporary bridge bunnies suddenly cried, "THE REVOLUTION OF THE SPINELESS KID!"
Ritsuko and Misato each smacked their own forehead. "Oy!"
The End.
Thank God.
Author's notes: I was watching Revolutionary Girl Utena the other day, and this just popped into my head. I'm sure someone's probably done it before, but I decided to do it anyway. Just for fun. Don't flame me too bad, please.
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Disclaimer: I do not own either Neon Genesis Evangelion or Revolutionary Girl Utena. Don't sue me. This was a silly non-profit work. This story is Copyright 2002 C-kun and Book, Staff, and Spirit Productions.