Mewtwo's pet.
Mewtwo gets a pet. Lugia thinks its lunch and Mew won't go within twenty feet of it… or him! What's a clone to do?
"hmm." Mewtwo thoughtfully looked at each pet. He didn't really like most of them. Most reptiles bit and he knew Lugia was allergic to dogs. He had something close to a cat already (Mew) but she was his well he didn't know what they were now but she was not a pet.
"What's this?" He asked a passing clerk and pointed to a small cadge.
"A Millipede they make great pets. But most girls don't like em. Do you live with any girls?" The clerk asked. Mewtwo thought Mew wouldn't care.
"Not one that would care." He shrugged. Mewtwo purchased the Millipede. (Millipiss is more like it!) And took it home. It was a normal calm day for Mew and Lugia. They both relaxed. Mew (as always) Laid in the sun almost all day and had just noticed Mewtwo's absence.
"Lugia? Have you seen Mewtwo?" Mew asked. Lugia shook his head.
"Anyone home?" Mewtwo happily shouted. Mew and Lugia exchanged a worried look if Mewtwo was happy somebody had to be dead.
"Were out back!" Lugia yelled. Mew sat up and fussed with her fur a little. Mewtwo showed up carrying a box.
"Hi Mewtwo." Mew greeted him and flew over to him and kissed his cheek.
"Hello Mew." He said doing the same.
"What's in the box? Something for Me~ew?" Lugia teased. (That bird doesn't learn does he?)
"No, I got myself a pet." Mewtwo said. Mew's eyes lit up.
"What is it?" She asked in a sweet(er) voice.
"I'll show you." Mewtwo said and opened the box. As soon a she saw "Millie" Her eyes widened.
"Oh gods Mewtwo look at that thing its huge!!! It must of ate your pet!" She said. Mewtwo grinned.
"That IS my pet. Her name is Millie. She's a Millipede." Mewtwo said. Mew's narrowed in anger.
"You ARE NOT coming NEAR me as long as you have that THING!!" She said, went inside and slammed the door it didn't close right so it opened again and she slammed it. It opened again and she slammed it again. It opened again and she slammed it again. When it opened again she closed it gently.
"Don't you wish you were that door?" Lugia teasingly asked Mewtwo who looked very confused.
"What just happened here?" Mewtwo asked. Lugia played it back on a tape recorder.
"Umm Lugia can I have that tape. I… want the part where she says oh gods for… something." Mewtwo asked blushing.
"You are a sick little clone. 30 bucks." Lugia said Mewtwo paid him and went inside with Millie. He went towards Mew's room to surprise her. He thought she still maybe mad about Millie and no one knows what evils Mew IS capable of. So he left her in his room.
"Mew are you there?" Mewtwo asked in a sweet voice. She was asleep. Mewtwo grinned. He slipped into her bed and put his arm around her. Five minutes later she woke up and kicked him just below the belt (X_X)
"Get away from me!" She hissed. Mewtwo sat up and stared at her.
"Mew what's wrong?" He asked putting his paws on her shoulder she pulled away.
"Just GO!" She yelled and he left with a meek 'sorry' the second he left Mew curled up in a ball and cried.
"Jackass, insensitive, uncaring, that faggot doesn't love me, he loves that WORM more than me. And then he just waltzes in her and wants me too, too" She cried to her self until she couldn't. Mewtwo was baffled. He and Mew had a lot of contact more passionate than that was. Why did she get so angry?
"What's different Millie? Huh? Mew used to love me. Just last night we were sitting outside together the whole night. She wasn't mad at me then. She sat in my lap and she seemed so happy to be with me. What do I do?" He asked Millie. She started to hump her water bowl. (I swear to god they do that) Mewtwo pet her and put her and her "Boyfriend" back in her cadge. Mewtwo laid in his bed and watched his millipede make sweet love to a water bowl until he feel asleep.
Millie's corner!!!
Send in questions and remember folk's Millie knows all the answers and sees all that goes on!!! (This will only last as long as Millie so send in your questions before she pushes up the daisies!)
Mewtwo gets a pet. Lugia thinks its lunch and Mew won't go within twenty feet of it… or him! What's a clone to do?
"hmm." Mewtwo thoughtfully looked at each pet. He didn't really like most of them. Most reptiles bit and he knew Lugia was allergic to dogs. He had something close to a cat already (Mew) but she was his well he didn't know what they were now but she was not a pet.
"What's this?" He asked a passing clerk and pointed to a small cadge.
"A Millipede they make great pets. But most girls don't like em. Do you live with any girls?" The clerk asked. Mewtwo thought Mew wouldn't care.
"Not one that would care." He shrugged. Mewtwo purchased the Millipede. (Millipiss is more like it!) And took it home. It was a normal calm day for Mew and Lugia. They both relaxed. Mew (as always) Laid in the sun almost all day and had just noticed Mewtwo's absence.
"Lugia? Have you seen Mewtwo?" Mew asked. Lugia shook his head.
"Anyone home?" Mewtwo happily shouted. Mew and Lugia exchanged a worried look if Mewtwo was happy somebody had to be dead.
"Were out back!" Lugia yelled. Mew sat up and fussed with her fur a little. Mewtwo showed up carrying a box.
"Hi Mewtwo." Mew greeted him and flew over to him and kissed his cheek.
"Hello Mew." He said doing the same.
"What's in the box? Something for Me~ew?" Lugia teased. (That bird doesn't learn does he?)
"No, I got myself a pet." Mewtwo said. Mew's eyes lit up.
"What is it?" She asked in a sweet(er) voice.
"I'll show you." Mewtwo said and opened the box. As soon a she saw "Millie" Her eyes widened.
"Oh gods Mewtwo look at that thing its huge!!! It must of ate your pet!" She said. Mewtwo grinned.
"That IS my pet. Her name is Millie. She's a Millipede." Mewtwo said. Mew's narrowed in anger.
"You ARE NOT coming NEAR me as long as you have that THING!!" She said, went inside and slammed the door it didn't close right so it opened again and she slammed it. It opened again and she slammed it again. It opened again and she slammed it again. When it opened again she closed it gently.
"Don't you wish you were that door?" Lugia teasingly asked Mewtwo who looked very confused.
"What just happened here?" Mewtwo asked. Lugia played it back on a tape recorder.
"Umm Lugia can I have that tape. I… want the part where she says oh gods for… something." Mewtwo asked blushing.
"You are a sick little clone. 30 bucks." Lugia said Mewtwo paid him and went inside with Millie. He went towards Mew's room to surprise her. He thought she still maybe mad about Millie and no one knows what evils Mew IS capable of. So he left her in his room.
"Mew are you there?" Mewtwo asked in a sweet voice. She was asleep. Mewtwo grinned. He slipped into her bed and put his arm around her. Five minutes later she woke up and kicked him just below the belt (X_X)
"Get away from me!" She hissed. Mewtwo sat up and stared at her.
"Mew what's wrong?" He asked putting his paws on her shoulder she pulled away.
"Just GO!" She yelled and he left with a meek 'sorry' the second he left Mew curled up in a ball and cried.
"Jackass, insensitive, uncaring, that faggot doesn't love me, he loves that WORM more than me. And then he just waltzes in her and wants me too, too" She cried to her self until she couldn't. Mewtwo was baffled. He and Mew had a lot of contact more passionate than that was. Why did she get so angry?
"What's different Millie? Huh? Mew used to love me. Just last night we were sitting outside together the whole night. She wasn't mad at me then. She sat in my lap and she seemed so happy to be with me. What do I do?" He asked Millie. She started to hump her water bowl. (I swear to god they do that) Mewtwo pet her and put her and her "Boyfriend" back in her cadge. Mewtwo laid in his bed and watched his millipede make sweet love to a water bowl until he feel asleep.
Millie's corner!!!
Send in questions and remember folk's Millie knows all the answers and sees all that goes on!!! (This will only last as long as Millie so send in your questions before she pushes up the daisies!)