Before you read this fanfic…
Obviously, I did not create Slam Dunk (although I wish I was the one who did), and it belongs to its respective author, producers and whoever.
One sunny day Sakuragi Hanamichi decided to play a little trick on his mortal rival, Rukawa Kaede. He sneaks inside the latter's apartment, goes straight to the bathroom and pours some weird concoction into the shampoo bottle.
Sakuragi: Bwahahahaaha! [evil laugh] Your day has finally come Rukawa Kaede! Bwahahahaaha!
Then he carefully sneaks out again, a mischievous grin plastered on his face.
[cicadas background]
Rukawa: [yawns]
The dark haired rookie gets up and goes to his bathroom to do his morning stuff, completely unaware of what Sakuragi has in store for him.
[after 30 minutes…]
Rukawa: What the fuuuccc---???!!!
He stares at himself on the mirror, totally shocked. Somehow he had morphed to somebody else, not the tall, handsome, dark haired guy but to a tall, handsome and red haired guy. The tall, handsome and red haired guy almost fainted.
Rukawa: [expression changes from completely shocked to 'I-will-kill-you-Hanamachi-Sakuragi'] I will kill you Hanamichi Sakuragi!! [as expected]
The new Rukawa gets dressed and rushes violently out the door. But after a few minutes he scurries back in, rakes through his stuff for a cap or something. The only useful thing he finds was a swimming cap. Cursing, he tears the pack open and puts the cap on. Then he hurries to the gym, murder in his eyes.
Everybody turns to look at Rukawa and his swim cap.
Akagi: What the hell are you wearing Rukawa?! This is not a swimming practice-"
Rukawa: [ignores Akagi] Where is that asshole Sakuragi?
Sakuragi: [appears from behind Akagi, still wearing an evil grin] H-e-l-l-o…
Rukawa: [whacks Sakuragi] You asshole!
Sakuragi: Why you-
The two gets into a rumble and Rukawa's swimming cap broke. Everybody froze, even the rumble. Haruko faints.
[after 1 hour]
Miyagi: I still can't believe you did that Sakuragi. I thought you wanted to be the original redhead.
Akagi: [lifts Sakuragi with his shirt] What the fuck were you thinking?!
Sakuragi: Put me down!
Everybody looks at Sakuragi for an explanation.
Sakuragi: I just…I just…I'm just getting tired of the people insulting my red hair. [spotlight] I just want to see if, if…what if Rukawa was the one who had the red hair, will they insult him?? [sad background music]
Akagi: [wipes a tear] I'm sorry, Hanamachi, I didn't realize you were feeling like that. [walks towards Sakuragi, hugs and pats him] Everybody except Rukawa: [wipes tears from their eyes, does the same as Akagi and hugs Hanamichi]
Rukawa: [walks towards the door] Bullshit.
Owari O_o