PLEASE R/R!!
The Starcraft Stupidity Story
Raynor: "Take that you Son of a B#$"
Zergling: RRAAAH RAAAAH RAAAAAH!!!!!!
Terran Marine: Incoming Mutalisks!!!!!!
Mutalisks kill everyone
Mutalisk: YOU IDIOTS YOU JUST KILLED RAYNOR
Other Mutalisk: Oh who cares he was a AH anyways
Left Mutalisk: Okay this is Re-GDDiculess
Left Mutalisk kills all the others
Left mutalisks gets shot down
)Later that day(
Zeratual kicked a Hydralisk out of his room threw the window and the slashed up a larva that was under his bead "BD Zerg they never leave a guy in peace"
Zeratul: And Raynor get's killed to… Oh, boy I'm so happy…"
Zeratul was so mad that he went out side and killed three Marines and two Zealots.
)Later at a camp fire(
Zeratual listened while a High Templar talked on and on
High Templar: Well there's the Big Dipper and there's Orion the hunter
Zaratual (to himself): Ok some guy named Obrion was dipping snuff and hunting….
And just in case he decided to spit he moved his business inside the tent
Then he came back out when he was sure Obrion was done chewing and sat down again
The Templar kept talking. Then Fenix (Again seen as a Dragoon) came and started talking
Fenix: Hay im going to Afghanistan tommarow to help in the war.
Zaratual: Great for you i'll come over there later on
Fenix: Great well see you later
Then Zaratual got so pd off that he gutted the high Templar guy and used his stomach as a candy dish.
Two months Later
Two months later Zeratual had all ready gone over and helped hang Bin Laden while in Cuba. And it turned out that the reason Bin Laden was so whacked was because he never had a g/f.
And for some strange reason Raynor came back from the dead and had sex with Kerrigan Witch after words he was sent to hell for sacred defiance or something.
Zeratual killed Fenix, and Fenix died (AGAIN!), and then Zeratual had sex with Kerrigan and then Zeratual was forever condemned by the Protoss for violating some kind of Taboo.
The End
OK I ADMIT IT!!! It's stupid and I'm sure I spelled stuff wrong but what did you expect. So don't criticize me just R/R. Thanks if you read this