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We last left off where Raziel was shoved into the Spirit Realm.Matt,Mike,and Chris were all planning to introduce Nosgoth to Final Fantasy and smoking....
Matt,Mike,and Chris were walking to the Pillars of Nosgoth to meet up with Kain,unfortunetly,the gates were locked.
Matt bangs into the door,Chris throws rocks at it,and Mike just sits their smoking.
Matt:Damn You Door!Open!
Chris:Was wrong with this thing!
Just then,Raziel shifted into the Material Realm past the gate.
Raziel:Neeneer Neeneer Neeneer!You can't get in here!
Matt:Let me in and I'll give you a dollar.
Raziel:Um,....ok.
Raziel opens the gates,and Mike stands up.He gives a Jay to Raziel,and Raziel gets high.
Mike:Cool,isnt it.
Raziel:Wooaahhh,Im starting to float!
Raziel:flys up,but hits his head on the ceiling,he falls down and pukes all over Matt.
Matt:Ewww!Gross,what the hell are you puking!??!?!You have no stomach!
Chris:Ewww!Dude,thats wierd!
Mike dummy smacks Raziel and then lifts him by his hair and drags him to the throne room.Matt wipes himself off then follows,Chris jsut waits there,and starts to play Gameboy with a Dumahim.
Matt:Hey Raz?Can you take us to see Rahab?Im in the mood for Sushi.
Raziel scoffs,and Mike licks his lips,then yanks on Raziel's hair.
Mike:What about Dumah?I could go for a vamp popsicle right about now.
Matt:Was about Turel?
Raziel:Um,hehehe.Turel,who's that?
Raziel pays Matt lots of money to never say Turel again.Matt counts the money then tells all of Nosgoth that Turel and the Preistess have fled,Every vamp goes off in search for Turel.
Chris:Hey you stupid vampire!Gimme back my gameboy!Get back hereeee,must find Turelllllllll.
Chris gets brain-washed,and Matt,Mike,and Raz(DON'T CALL ME THAT!) are off to see Kain,they knock on the chamber's doors,and Raziel finally opens them up.
Kain:Hello Raz-,who are they?
Matt:Wassup Kain,we're from a galaxy not that far away,and we come to give you this.
Matt hands Kain a Jay,and Kain gets high,filling the Dark Eden's smokestack with Pot Smoke,every vamp is high.
Mickey Mouse:Huh,were am I?Must be the wrong set,uh oh...!
Mickey Mouse is eaten by the high Dumahim,a faint cry of "YYYAAAAHHH!!" is heard in the background.
Matt,Mike,Kain and Raziel all start to walk towards the Chronoplast chamber,they open the portal,but the time-streamer isnt there,so they just walk into a portal,sending them to Matt's house,where a bunch of Soul Reaver fans are waiting....
Meanwhile,back in Nosgoth.....
Chris:Must find Turel,must find Turel,must find Terul.Huh?Who the hell's Terul?Uhh,nevermind,oh yeah,Must Find Turel....
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So,how's Chris gonna make it out in time?And what horrers await for Kain and Raziel,tune in next time for Capter 4 "Final Fantasy Forever!"
We last left off where Raziel was shoved into the Spirit Realm.Matt,Mike,and Chris were all planning to introduce Nosgoth to Final Fantasy and smoking....
Matt,Mike,and Chris were walking to the Pillars of Nosgoth to meet up with Kain,unfortunetly,the gates were locked.
Matt bangs into the door,Chris throws rocks at it,and Mike just sits their smoking.
Matt:Damn You Door!Open!
Chris:Was wrong with this thing!
Just then,Raziel shifted into the Material Realm past the gate.
Raziel:Neeneer Neeneer Neeneer!You can't get in here!
Matt:Let me in and I'll give you a dollar.
Raziel:Um,....ok.
Raziel opens the gates,and Mike stands up.He gives a Jay to Raziel,and Raziel gets high.
Mike:Cool,isnt it.
Raziel:Wooaahhh,Im starting to float!
Raziel:flys up,but hits his head on the ceiling,he falls down and pukes all over Matt.
Matt:Ewww!Gross,what the hell are you puking!??!?!You have no stomach!
Chris:Ewww!Dude,thats wierd!
Mike dummy smacks Raziel and then lifts him by his hair and drags him to the throne room.Matt wipes himself off then follows,Chris jsut waits there,and starts to play Gameboy with a Dumahim.
Matt:Hey Raz?Can you take us to see Rahab?Im in the mood for Sushi.
Raziel scoffs,and Mike licks his lips,then yanks on Raziel's hair.
Mike:What about Dumah?I could go for a vamp popsicle right about now.
Matt:Was about Turel?
Raziel:Um,hehehe.Turel,who's that?
Raziel pays Matt lots of money to never say Turel again.Matt counts the money then tells all of Nosgoth that Turel and the Preistess have fled,Every vamp goes off in search for Turel.
Chris:Hey you stupid vampire!Gimme back my gameboy!Get back hereeee,must find Turelllllllll.
Chris gets brain-washed,and Matt,Mike,and Raz(DON'T CALL ME THAT!) are off to see Kain,they knock on the chamber's doors,and Raziel finally opens them up.
Kain:Hello Raz-,who are they?
Matt:Wassup Kain,we're from a galaxy not that far away,and we come to give you this.
Matt hands Kain a Jay,and Kain gets high,filling the Dark Eden's smokestack with Pot Smoke,every vamp is high.
Mickey Mouse:Huh,were am I?Must be the wrong set,uh oh...!
Mickey Mouse is eaten by the high Dumahim,a faint cry of "YYYAAAAHHH!!" is heard in the background.
Matt,Mike,Kain and Raziel all start to walk towards the Chronoplast chamber,they open the portal,but the time-streamer isnt there,so they just walk into a portal,sending them to Matt's house,where a bunch of Soul Reaver fans are waiting....
Meanwhile,back in Nosgoth.....
Chris:Must find Turel,must find Turel,must find Terul.Huh?Who the hell's Terul?Uhh,nevermind,oh yeah,Must Find Turel....
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So,how's Chris gonna make it out in time?And what horrers await for Kain and Raziel,tune in next time for Capter 4 "Final Fantasy Forever!"