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We last left off Raziel,Matt,Mike,and Kain to the Cronoplast Chamber,were Kain took them to Matt's house....
Chuck:Woohoo!Kain's in the House!Raziel's here too!
Matt:Shut up Chuck,hehe.Up-Chuck.I made a joke,hehehe.
Mike:woah,,,,,Kain..whats THAT!
Kain looks over at Mike,pointing to the most ugliest thing you have ever seen,Stacie Bower.Kain pukes all over the floor,and Matt's mother cleans it up.
Mat's Mom:You really should be more careful Matthew.
Matt:DON'T CALL ME MATTHEW!!!and what are you doing here?!?!??
Matt's Mom waves bye,then drives home in her Mini-Van*shudders*Kain pulls out the Soul Reaver,Raziel the wraith blade,and they all walk over to Stacie.
Matt:Hey King Crack Whore,what are you doing here?
Stacie bites into here Super-Super-Super-Super-Super-Super-Super Size Big- Steak-Cheese-Burger-Turkey-Mac,then starts to to talk,making peices of food fly on to Raziel,so he chops her up,then feeds her to the Sluaghs.(How the slaughs got here,nobody knows)
Mike:Hey,where's Chris?
Matt:i don't know
Kain:Maybe he went with the vampire kin to find Turel..
Chuck:Huh,who's Turel?Oh yeah,the lost brotha.
Turon:Wassup Dog!What ya'all doin here?You,it's my vampire homie Kain!Wassup my brotha?
Kain gives Turon a high three,chopping off his hand,and suck's all Turon's blood.
Kenny:Hey Mattfat,what are you doing here?
Matt:It's my house you prick.
Matt gets very mad,grabs the Soul Reaver and decapitates Kenny.Then give's Kain the blood and Raziel the skin,of course,Raziel is too stupid to know what to do with it.So he feed it to the Sluaghs.
Turel:Wow,cool party Matt.
Everybody but Turel startes wide-eyed at him,then traps him with nets and baseball bats.
Chris:TUREL!!I FOUND YOU!!!(Grabs Turel and takes photos)Im gonna be rich,im gonna be rich!
Everybody takes pictures of Turel
Chris:Damn free camera booths...
Matt starts up his playstation and plays Final Fantasy 10,Raziel and Kain watch
Kain:Whats that?
Matt:Final Fantasy ten,wanna play?
Raziel:Hey!Me first (pouts)
Kain and Raziel fight over the controller until i pop in Final Fantasy 7 on my comp,then Raziel and Kain play the rest of the night.
The next morning, Matt,Mike,Chris,Kain,Turel,Raziel,and Chuck are all stoned....,they get up,and walk outside.Matt thinks they should go to Randy's house,so he can get revenge,the stoner's way...
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Tune in the next time for "Raziel meets Randy the Pimp"
We last left off Raziel,Matt,Mike,and Kain to the Cronoplast Chamber,were Kain took them to Matt's house....
Chuck:Woohoo!Kain's in the House!Raziel's here too!
Matt:Shut up Chuck,hehe.Up-Chuck.I made a joke,hehehe.
Mike:woah,,,,,Kain..whats THAT!
Kain looks over at Mike,pointing to the most ugliest thing you have ever seen,Stacie Bower.Kain pukes all over the floor,and Matt's mother cleans it up.
Mat's Mom:You really should be more careful Matthew.
Matt:DON'T CALL ME MATTHEW!!!and what are you doing here?!?!??
Matt's Mom waves bye,then drives home in her Mini-Van*shudders*Kain pulls out the Soul Reaver,Raziel the wraith blade,and they all walk over to Stacie.
Matt:Hey King Crack Whore,what are you doing here?
Stacie bites into here Super-Super-Super-Super-Super-Super-Super Size Big- Steak-Cheese-Burger-Turkey-Mac,then starts to to talk,making peices of food fly on to Raziel,so he chops her up,then feeds her to the Sluaghs.(How the slaughs got here,nobody knows)
Mike:Hey,where's Chris?
Matt:i don't know
Kain:Maybe he went with the vampire kin to find Turel..
Chuck:Huh,who's Turel?Oh yeah,the lost brotha.
Turon:Wassup Dog!What ya'all doin here?You,it's my vampire homie Kain!Wassup my brotha?
Kain gives Turon a high three,chopping off his hand,and suck's all Turon's blood.
Kenny:Hey Mattfat,what are you doing here?
Matt:It's my house you prick.
Matt gets very mad,grabs the Soul Reaver and decapitates Kenny.Then give's Kain the blood and Raziel the skin,of course,Raziel is too stupid to know what to do with it.So he feed it to the Sluaghs.
Turel:Wow,cool party Matt.
Everybody but Turel startes wide-eyed at him,then traps him with nets and baseball bats.
Chris:TUREL!!I FOUND YOU!!!(Grabs Turel and takes photos)Im gonna be rich,im gonna be rich!
Everybody takes pictures of Turel
Chris:Damn free camera booths...
Matt starts up his playstation and plays Final Fantasy 10,Raziel and Kain watch
Kain:Whats that?
Matt:Final Fantasy ten,wanna play?
Raziel:Hey!Me first (pouts)
Kain and Raziel fight over the controller until i pop in Final Fantasy 7 on my comp,then Raziel and Kain play the rest of the night.
The next morning, Matt,Mike,Chris,Kain,Turel,Raziel,and Chuck are all stoned....,they get up,and walk outside.Matt thinks they should go to Randy's house,so he can get revenge,the stoner's way...
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Tune in the next time for "Raziel meets Randy the Pimp"