Responses:
"Hi, Professor!
Do you honestly think Potter will die this year?
Medrelina Viqiuna Ravhelinus, 3rd year Gryffindor
A.K.A. Medrelina the Weird
"Dear Medrelina,
I foresee that Mr. Potter will have a fatal encounter with a cauldron sometime this year.
Madam Trelawney"
Dear Madam Trelawney
What is the best way to win the heart of my Potions Prof? Every time I look into his eyes I go into a nice warm lust filled happy place. I need him!, please tell me how I can show him that he should go out with me! He seems very stand offish about being asked on a date. I need help, so tell me what to do or I'll have to ask the Dark Lord, he has a advice collum as well.
Lusting after Snape aka Katherine
"Dear Katherine,
The best way to catch Severus Snape's positive attention is to do something positively spectacular in his class. Might I suggest testing the thickness of your cauldron's bottom against the side of Mr. Potter's skull? I'm sure that will impress Severus to no end. At the very least, it will get you some time alone with him in detention.
Sincerely, Madam Trelawney."
"Hi, Professor!
Sooooooo.... Do you have a boyfriend?
Medrelina Viqiuna Ravhelinus, 3rd year Gryffindor
A.K.A. Medrelina the Weird"
"Dear Medrelina,
That's a trifle personal, but I sense you have an artistic soul. Do you play a musical instrument by any chance? Perhaps the violin or the viola? Very well, I am currently between 'significant others' at this time. I am looking for a replacement for Gilderoy, though.
Madam Trelawney"
"Dear Madam Trelawney,
I did not write the letter signed Bibliophile. I'd think that a true seer could tell that. Or at least, I'd think you'd be able to tell the difference between my handwriting and Prof. McGonagall's. If being hopelessly mundane means not buying into the garbage that you spout, then sign me,
MUNDANE AND PROUD OF IT!"
"Dear Katherine,
Getting back to the impressing Severus Snape. You might want to try that cauldron experiment on Miss Granger while you're at it. You might even get some extra credit out of it.
Madam Trelawney."
"Dear Madam Trelawney,
I'm still not dead.
Signed, Green-Eyed Gryffindor"
"Dear Katherine,
Cauldron bottom. Potter's head. Soon.
Madam Trelawney."
"Hi, Professor!
Do you like Snape in a more than friendly way?
Medrelina Viqiuna Ravhelinus, 3rd year Gryffindor
A.K.A. Medrelina the Weird"
"Dear Medrelina,
I haven't had much success with romancing my colleagues. First there was Quirrel, then there was Lockhart. I think I'll have to look farther afield for love. Besides, Katherine seems to be a formidable rival for Severus' attentions.
Sincerely, Madam Trelawney"
*** Author's Notes ***
Thanks for writing in, Medrelina and Katherine! Glad you liked the idea!