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Elves in Spandex, Legolas in lurve and 3 weirdo's in Middle-Earth!
Chapter 1
They all stood outside the French classroom each with an equally worried look on their face. A oice from the depths boomed "Alicia, Elle Morgan you may enter." They shuffled forward in a line heads bowed, and then suddenly Elle snorted preciously "if you think that I'm going first, you've got another thing coming!" Morgan retorted diplomatically "We should all go first in a line, on 3" she paused for breath "1,2,3"
The trio steeped forward but instead of seeing stony faced Mrs Wedge they were completely surrounded by an expansive forest that seemed to have no end, and further more there was no way of getting out. The silence was threatening to overcome them until "Shit! Where are we?" Alicia said in a tone that shocked both Elle and Morgan. "Check Alicia the 'rebel' where did you get that naughty word from?" Ell asked mockingly whilst kicking some dirt with the front of her precious wedge sandals. Alicia opened her mouth to reply but Morgan cut in "Put away you claws ladies. Alicia's right we have no clue where we are, and no shelter. So c'mon we better start walking."
The girls pranced around for a bit each one pretending to know where to go, but the temptation of a seat was too strong for Elle who was drawn to a cluster of stones and plonked her self down. She examined her legs in her 1950's style cropped jeans "Wow these jeans totally rock they make my legs look sooo long, looky!" She called to her friends. Her friends sauntered over with bemused looks spread across their faces Alicia asked "What now? I told you not wear wedges but nooo…"
Elle shushed her "No you silly billy I mean my legs look great, y'know I could be a model in these." She stood up and minced around like a 'model' finishing with a super elaborate hair flick "Ewwww, I've got lumps on top of my ears." Her buds went to have a look Mrogan's eyes just about fell out her head "There not lumps that's your ear and it's pointed. Um, I don't want to sound like a Tolkienite but I think that you're an elf!"
Alicia touched the side of her head "Me too! Look I can run and no one can hear me!" She demonstrated by running around and every so often doing some form of hop. "This is going to really help my ballet." She said promptly falling over. Morgan was not so animated, though she was still pleased by her new found Middle-Earth status the only thought that was in her head was getting safety and shelter. Morgan knew the most about Middle-Earth and it's inhabitants but she also knew the dangers, and lurking in forest shouting wasn't the best way to blend in. So she took action "Shut up. We have to make our way to Mirkwood if my estimate are correct were not far away. Keep quiet we have to be careful." Her voice trailed off. A rustle came from some bushes near by. A voice bellowed "Who goes there?" With eyes as big as saucers they timidly stepped back. A figure emerged from the foliage, Alicia gasped, and the figure stood tall with a bow held high ready to fire. "Legolas" the words passed Alicia's lips a mere whisper. Still his head flew and held her gaze for a moment and then reverted back to giving them all an uneasy stare "How do you know my name?" Yet again Morgan took control "You are very…" she thought for a split second "well known where we come from."
Legolas still suspicious asked, "Where do you come from?"
Morgan just kept on talking "A land very far away."
This time Elle decided to talk to the pretty elf dude "Yeah, just beyond the French classroom." Morgan kicked Elle in the shin "Owww" she hissed.
Legolas looked even more quizzical than before "What is this French classroom that you speak of? I have not heard of it before is it in an un- known part of Middle-Earth?"
Alicia stepped forward and in her best fairy princess voice said "It is far beyond the reaches of Middle-Earth, where elves are few in number but deep in our history." He seemed to respond that, he lost his suspicious look and replaced it with an expressionless face well used amongst elves. "You must come with me back Mirkwood it is not safe for you to be in the forest."
The girls followed the silent stranger for a long time. Every so often stopping because Elle had a recurring 'stone' in her shoe so she would have to sit down can fix it.
Elves in Spandex, Legolas in lurve and 3 weirdo's in Middle-Earth!
Chapter 1
They all stood outside the French classroom each with an equally worried look on their face. A oice from the depths boomed "Alicia, Elle Morgan you may enter." They shuffled forward in a line heads bowed, and then suddenly Elle snorted preciously "if you think that I'm going first, you've got another thing coming!" Morgan retorted diplomatically "We should all go first in a line, on 3" she paused for breath "1,2,3"
The trio steeped forward but instead of seeing stony faced Mrs Wedge they were completely surrounded by an expansive forest that seemed to have no end, and further more there was no way of getting out. The silence was threatening to overcome them until "Shit! Where are we?" Alicia said in a tone that shocked both Elle and Morgan. "Check Alicia the 'rebel' where did you get that naughty word from?" Ell asked mockingly whilst kicking some dirt with the front of her precious wedge sandals. Alicia opened her mouth to reply but Morgan cut in "Put away you claws ladies. Alicia's right we have no clue where we are, and no shelter. So c'mon we better start walking."
The girls pranced around for a bit each one pretending to know where to go, but the temptation of a seat was too strong for Elle who was drawn to a cluster of stones and plonked her self down. She examined her legs in her 1950's style cropped jeans "Wow these jeans totally rock they make my legs look sooo long, looky!" She called to her friends. Her friends sauntered over with bemused looks spread across their faces Alicia asked "What now? I told you not wear wedges but nooo…"
Elle shushed her "No you silly billy I mean my legs look great, y'know I could be a model in these." She stood up and minced around like a 'model' finishing with a super elaborate hair flick "Ewwww, I've got lumps on top of my ears." Her buds went to have a look Mrogan's eyes just about fell out her head "There not lumps that's your ear and it's pointed. Um, I don't want to sound like a Tolkienite but I think that you're an elf!"
Alicia touched the side of her head "Me too! Look I can run and no one can hear me!" She demonstrated by running around and every so often doing some form of hop. "This is going to really help my ballet." She said promptly falling over. Morgan was not so animated, though she was still pleased by her new found Middle-Earth status the only thought that was in her head was getting safety and shelter. Morgan knew the most about Middle-Earth and it's inhabitants but she also knew the dangers, and lurking in forest shouting wasn't the best way to blend in. So she took action "Shut up. We have to make our way to Mirkwood if my estimate are correct were not far away. Keep quiet we have to be careful." Her voice trailed off. A rustle came from some bushes near by. A voice bellowed "Who goes there?" With eyes as big as saucers they timidly stepped back. A figure emerged from the foliage, Alicia gasped, and the figure stood tall with a bow held high ready to fire. "Legolas" the words passed Alicia's lips a mere whisper. Still his head flew and held her gaze for a moment and then reverted back to giving them all an uneasy stare "How do you know my name?" Yet again Morgan took control "You are very…" she thought for a split second "well known where we come from."
Legolas still suspicious asked, "Where do you come from?"
Morgan just kept on talking "A land very far away."
This time Elle decided to talk to the pretty elf dude "Yeah, just beyond the French classroom." Morgan kicked Elle in the shin "Owww" she hissed.
Legolas looked even more quizzical than before "What is this French classroom that you speak of? I have not heard of it before is it in an un- known part of Middle-Earth?"
Alicia stepped forward and in her best fairy princess voice said "It is far beyond the reaches of Middle-Earth, where elves are few in number but deep in our history." He seemed to respond that, he lost his suspicious look and replaced it with an expressionless face well used amongst elves. "You must come with me back Mirkwood it is not safe for you to be in the forest."
The girls followed the silent stranger for a long time. Every so often stopping because Elle had a recurring 'stone' in her shoe so she would have to sit down can fix it.