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Chapter 3
Morgan took the few short steps along the corridor to Elle's room. She knocked and voice mumbled something inaudible and a thump was heard Morgan took that as her cue to enter. As she set foot in the door Morgan was overwhelmed by what she saw "Elle you look so sophisticated."
Elle blushed a little and chimed "Thanks Mogz. You look great, that dress really suits you."
It was Morgan's turn to blush "Thanks! Your hairs really nice what did you do?"
Elle blushed so much that her face blended in with her hair "Y'know just did a couple of pleats." After the niceties were over Morgan and Elle began the long walk down the winding corridor to Alicia's room.
They were amazed by what they saw. Elle ran up to Alicia (very difficult in a full-length skirt) and screeched "Ali-cat you totally landed on your feet. This room is fit for royalty, and that dress is sooo gorge give us a twirl!"
Through out the commotion Morgan remained calm and controlled the only thing that passed her lips were "We have to leave now or we'll be late."
The trio left not knowing what lay ahead, what were they to say and who to? What would happen if Elle let slip any more Barbie information or let on that she wanted to jump Frodo's bones? Alicia seemed to know where she was going (or at least look like it) Morgan also knew but she let Alicia guide the group. They came to the stairs leading down to the great hall Alicia turned to her friends "I'm not sure about this. We have no clue what we're letting ourselves in for, well we do but I'm not sure that I want to be around when it does. We have to try and get home." There was complete silence no one moved or breathed at the weight of Alicia's words, all except Morgan "I want to stay." Her friends turned to her with questioning faces, Elle spoke "I agree with Ali-Baba" she was interrupted by Alicia "Would you stop with all the stupid names!" Elle continued "Sorry, but as I was saying we have to find a way to home, we can't stay here forever. Surely?"
Suddenly a dark haired elf ran out from behind them and barrelled into Morgan, who turned her stony gaze upon him. (She was quite pleased at his reaction, as she had been practising in the mirror for months.) "Miss the feast has been cancelled there are intruders in our forest. We would prefer if you returned to your rooms- for your own safety."
They all congregated in Alicia's room. Elle was staring at the ceiling with a far away expression "Ooooo. If you look at the ceiling long enough you can see your name." Alicia rolled her eyes and threw a pillow at Elle "Shut- up space cadet. Have you been smoking hobbit weed?" Elle tried to look dignified and sound mocking "No but it sounds fun!"
Morgan scoured in the corner and in a deliberately low voice said "Bilbo." Elle looked shocked "Ewwww! You have a dildo! Yuck! Can I see it?"
Tutted and sighed at her friend "No you sick fuck I said Bilbo, B-I-L-B-O not dildo. Plus you ruined my dark and pensive pose. I've been working on that for ages." She closed her eyes and intoned "He is coming."
Elle did another elaborate yet careful hair flick "And you say I'm a sick fuck."
Alicia looked at Morgan who since the French class incident had been acting strange, not so much strange just distant; she asked, "What's up with you?"
"Who the fuck is Dildo?" Queries Elle.
"BILBO!" chorused Morgan and Alicia "Haven't you read the-"
"You bloody well know I haven't!" Elle shrieked. She brightens "I saw the film though and Elijah Wood was beyond lush…"
"Ohmigawd, she's off on one again!" sneers Morgan.
"You're really in bad mood recently Little Miss Grumpy Pants." Remarks Alicia.
Morgan replied head bowed "P.M.T" she smiled "Anyway, Bilbo is Frodo's – y'know Elijah (for Elle's benefit) uncle." Elle sighed at the mention of her crushes name.
"O.M.G!" SREAMS Alicia "Does that mean we're in the…"
"The Hobbit" Morgan finished with a confirming glance.
"Oh I read that one didn't get it though, what's it about again?" Elle nibbled her lip.
Morgan spoke flatly "Just smile and nod Elle, it'll be better for everyone." Elle missed the point of the sarcastic comment and replied slyly "Will Elijah be with him? 'Coz if he is I would…"
Alicia cut in "We know what you would love to do, but his hobbit hood will stay intact for the time being. Elle he's not with Bilbo he's not even born!"
Elle slapped her thigh pantomime style "Awwww! Damn!" She looked out with a smile on her face and spoke "Shall we sneak out?"
"Well how was I to know that they had C.C.T.V? We're like in a giant tree house thing!" Ell moans. She occupies herself by reciting the alphabet "A, B, D, F, E, J, H…" Morgan roamed restlessly around their confines.
"So anyway, w ho is this Dildo dude?" Elle pipes up, Alicia and Morgan corrected her at the same time "BILBO! There was a hobbit and he was the uncle of Frodo! B-I-L-B-O! B-I-L-B-O! B-I-L-B-O, AND Bilbo was his name-o!" (To the tune of Bingo) they sang. Elle wasn't listening. A few minutes later, she asked: "So, anyway, who is this Dildo dude?" She was greeted with a stony silence. With rocks in, Morgan even chucked some boulders. "Yea-ouch!" Elle jumped kicking Morgan in the face "I a have a black belt in Carrot-Hay." Alicia punched Elle several times on the arm "Shut up!"
A random voice shouted "Bitch-Fight!" Suddenly Alicia's room became over populated with stray elves in spandex. Morgan was transformed 'The Boulder!' Alicia became 'Potteri!' and finally Elle became 'Sugar-Kane!' The fight started when Alicia punched Elle again. Elle slowly floated up in the air and hovered for a moment before flipping backwards three times: She came to an embarrassing stop halfway through the last flip! Elf technology wasn't up to much yet. Some harried- looking elves reattached then wires round her waist, and the problem was rectified. Finishing with a Matrix style-fighting pose Elle proceeded to tap dance on Morgan's head. An enraged Morgan picked up a near by elf and chucked him headfirst at Alicia. Unfortunately the elf had not been attached to the safety wires; He tumbled into Alicia, knocking her over. Morgan bellowed "WAR IS RAW!" at the top of her voice whilst beating her chest. An obnoxious looking elf turned "Hun! It's RAW IS WAR, get it right." Morgan turned a strange turquoise colour in her rage. "Aaaaaaaaa!" she let out a bloodthirsty roar, grabbing the nearest vine, and launching herself at the elf, who happened to be the umpire. "PILE UP!" she hollered.
2 black eyes, a bleeding nose and 4 broken limbs later, a furious Morgan was hauled off what was left of her opponent by Alicia and Elle. "Come on Tarzana, leave the nice elf alone." Sniggered Alicia.
"But I don't want to." Pouted Morgan as she crossed her arms and stamped her foot on the ground. "Well your gonna!" An angry looking elf took the girls by the arm and hauled them down to see the healers. Who did looked shocked at the three bashed maidens "What happened to you?" A healers asked Morgan spoke softly (for a change) "A wrestling match started" The healer tutted "E.W.F.* is very dangerous you shouldn't get involved. Elves have so much spare time that the prospect of any entertainment sends them over the edge."
Alicia who was nursing a bump on the head, that every so often made people become double, rasped "It was just a bitch fight between friends, then suddenly loads of elves pounced wearing weird variations of spandex." She muttered to herself "I don't know which was scarier!" Elle escaped almost untouched except for where the wire had rubbed. Alicia's nancy punches didn't do much damage. Morgan came out worst of all she had a pounding headache where Elle had tap danced on her, scratches, bites, bruises and worst of all vine burns on her legs that hurt like a bitch. Morgan moaned to Elle "How come you're not lying in a pool of blood of have ghastly rashes on your thighs?"
Elle shrugged "I'm lucky I guess." Just the Alicia's eyes went all rolly and she fainted. Morgan winced trying to catch her "Mabey I shouldn't have hurled that elf at her." The only reply she got was a "You think!" form Elle who was flashing her 'battle' wounds.
Alicia was having the weirdest dream she punched Elle and then loads of elves came and…hang on that wasn't a dream. Alicia threw her eyes open to be met with Elle looking at her from above. All Alicia could do was scream and then Elle screamed and she went pelting through the air and landed on the floor with a thud. Alicia who still looked like a startled squirrel said, "Don't do that you dosy cow. You scared the heebie-geebies out of me."
Elle scrambled to her feet "Well I'm sorry but you looked so I checked to see if you were breathing."
Alicia touched her head and her hand came into contact with a large and way too painful bump "Euw. How did that get there?" Morgan walked in with an apologetic look on her face; she went over and hugged her friend "I'm sorry Ali. That elf was annoying me and I can't find any chocolate it's a bad combination."
Alicia smiled "it's cool. C'mon lets go before lets go before I faint again." With that the girls left the healers behind and went in search of Bilbo. Of course Elle was singing the 'Bilbo' song at the top of her voice which did blow their cover slightly. Morgan found a stray piece of gum and shoved it in Elle's mouth, which did quieten her a bit.
A/N: * Elf Wrestling Federation
Chapter 3
Morgan took the few short steps along the corridor to Elle's room. She knocked and voice mumbled something inaudible and a thump was heard Morgan took that as her cue to enter. As she set foot in the door Morgan was overwhelmed by what she saw "Elle you look so sophisticated."
Elle blushed a little and chimed "Thanks Mogz. You look great, that dress really suits you."
It was Morgan's turn to blush "Thanks! Your hairs really nice what did you do?"
Elle blushed so much that her face blended in with her hair "Y'know just did a couple of pleats." After the niceties were over Morgan and Elle began the long walk down the winding corridor to Alicia's room.
They were amazed by what they saw. Elle ran up to Alicia (very difficult in a full-length skirt) and screeched "Ali-cat you totally landed on your feet. This room is fit for royalty, and that dress is sooo gorge give us a twirl!"
Through out the commotion Morgan remained calm and controlled the only thing that passed her lips were "We have to leave now or we'll be late."
The trio left not knowing what lay ahead, what were they to say and who to? What would happen if Elle let slip any more Barbie information or let on that she wanted to jump Frodo's bones? Alicia seemed to know where she was going (or at least look like it) Morgan also knew but she let Alicia guide the group. They came to the stairs leading down to the great hall Alicia turned to her friends "I'm not sure about this. We have no clue what we're letting ourselves in for, well we do but I'm not sure that I want to be around when it does. We have to try and get home." There was complete silence no one moved or breathed at the weight of Alicia's words, all except Morgan "I want to stay." Her friends turned to her with questioning faces, Elle spoke "I agree with Ali-Baba" she was interrupted by Alicia "Would you stop with all the stupid names!" Elle continued "Sorry, but as I was saying we have to find a way to home, we can't stay here forever. Surely?"
Suddenly a dark haired elf ran out from behind them and barrelled into Morgan, who turned her stony gaze upon him. (She was quite pleased at his reaction, as she had been practising in the mirror for months.) "Miss the feast has been cancelled there are intruders in our forest. We would prefer if you returned to your rooms- for your own safety."
They all congregated in Alicia's room. Elle was staring at the ceiling with a far away expression "Ooooo. If you look at the ceiling long enough you can see your name." Alicia rolled her eyes and threw a pillow at Elle "Shut- up space cadet. Have you been smoking hobbit weed?" Elle tried to look dignified and sound mocking "No but it sounds fun!"
Morgan scoured in the corner and in a deliberately low voice said "Bilbo." Elle looked shocked "Ewwww! You have a dildo! Yuck! Can I see it?"
Tutted and sighed at her friend "No you sick fuck I said Bilbo, B-I-L-B-O not dildo. Plus you ruined my dark and pensive pose. I've been working on that for ages." She closed her eyes and intoned "He is coming."
Elle did another elaborate yet careful hair flick "And you say I'm a sick fuck."
Alicia looked at Morgan who since the French class incident had been acting strange, not so much strange just distant; she asked, "What's up with you?"
"Who the fuck is Dildo?" Queries Elle.
"BILBO!" chorused Morgan and Alicia "Haven't you read the-"
"You bloody well know I haven't!" Elle shrieked. She brightens "I saw the film though and Elijah Wood was beyond lush…"
"Ohmigawd, she's off on one again!" sneers Morgan.
"You're really in bad mood recently Little Miss Grumpy Pants." Remarks Alicia.
Morgan replied head bowed "P.M.T" she smiled "Anyway, Bilbo is Frodo's – y'know Elijah (for Elle's benefit) uncle." Elle sighed at the mention of her crushes name.
"O.M.G!" SREAMS Alicia "Does that mean we're in the…"
"The Hobbit" Morgan finished with a confirming glance.
"Oh I read that one didn't get it though, what's it about again?" Elle nibbled her lip.
Morgan spoke flatly "Just smile and nod Elle, it'll be better for everyone." Elle missed the point of the sarcastic comment and replied slyly "Will Elijah be with him? 'Coz if he is I would…"
Alicia cut in "We know what you would love to do, but his hobbit hood will stay intact for the time being. Elle he's not with Bilbo he's not even born!"
Elle slapped her thigh pantomime style "Awwww! Damn!" She looked out with a smile on her face and spoke "Shall we sneak out?"
"Well how was I to know that they had C.C.T.V? We're like in a giant tree house thing!" Ell moans. She occupies herself by reciting the alphabet "A, B, D, F, E, J, H…" Morgan roamed restlessly around their confines.
"So anyway, w ho is this Dildo dude?" Elle pipes up, Alicia and Morgan corrected her at the same time "BILBO! There was a hobbit and he was the uncle of Frodo! B-I-L-B-O! B-I-L-B-O! B-I-L-B-O, AND Bilbo was his name-o!" (To the tune of Bingo) they sang. Elle wasn't listening. A few minutes later, she asked: "So, anyway, who is this Dildo dude?" She was greeted with a stony silence. With rocks in, Morgan even chucked some boulders. "Yea-ouch!" Elle jumped kicking Morgan in the face "I a have a black belt in Carrot-Hay." Alicia punched Elle several times on the arm "Shut up!"
A random voice shouted "Bitch-Fight!" Suddenly Alicia's room became over populated with stray elves in spandex. Morgan was transformed 'The Boulder!' Alicia became 'Potteri!' and finally Elle became 'Sugar-Kane!' The fight started when Alicia punched Elle again. Elle slowly floated up in the air and hovered for a moment before flipping backwards three times: She came to an embarrassing stop halfway through the last flip! Elf technology wasn't up to much yet. Some harried- looking elves reattached then wires round her waist, and the problem was rectified. Finishing with a Matrix style-fighting pose Elle proceeded to tap dance on Morgan's head. An enraged Morgan picked up a near by elf and chucked him headfirst at Alicia. Unfortunately the elf had not been attached to the safety wires; He tumbled into Alicia, knocking her over. Morgan bellowed "WAR IS RAW!" at the top of her voice whilst beating her chest. An obnoxious looking elf turned "Hun! It's RAW IS WAR, get it right." Morgan turned a strange turquoise colour in her rage. "Aaaaaaaaa!" she let out a bloodthirsty roar, grabbing the nearest vine, and launching herself at the elf, who happened to be the umpire. "PILE UP!" she hollered.
2 black eyes, a bleeding nose and 4 broken limbs later, a furious Morgan was hauled off what was left of her opponent by Alicia and Elle. "Come on Tarzana, leave the nice elf alone." Sniggered Alicia.
"But I don't want to." Pouted Morgan as she crossed her arms and stamped her foot on the ground. "Well your gonna!" An angry looking elf took the girls by the arm and hauled them down to see the healers. Who did looked shocked at the three bashed maidens "What happened to you?" A healers asked Morgan spoke softly (for a change) "A wrestling match started" The healer tutted "E.W.F.* is very dangerous you shouldn't get involved. Elves have so much spare time that the prospect of any entertainment sends them over the edge."
Alicia who was nursing a bump on the head, that every so often made people become double, rasped "It was just a bitch fight between friends, then suddenly loads of elves pounced wearing weird variations of spandex." She muttered to herself "I don't know which was scarier!" Elle escaped almost untouched except for where the wire had rubbed. Alicia's nancy punches didn't do much damage. Morgan came out worst of all she had a pounding headache where Elle had tap danced on her, scratches, bites, bruises and worst of all vine burns on her legs that hurt like a bitch. Morgan moaned to Elle "How come you're not lying in a pool of blood of have ghastly rashes on your thighs?"
Elle shrugged "I'm lucky I guess." Just the Alicia's eyes went all rolly and she fainted. Morgan winced trying to catch her "Mabey I shouldn't have hurled that elf at her." The only reply she got was a "You think!" form Elle who was flashing her 'battle' wounds.
Alicia was having the weirdest dream she punched Elle and then loads of elves came and…hang on that wasn't a dream. Alicia threw her eyes open to be met with Elle looking at her from above. All Alicia could do was scream and then Elle screamed and she went pelting through the air and landed on the floor with a thud. Alicia who still looked like a startled squirrel said, "Don't do that you dosy cow. You scared the heebie-geebies out of me."
Elle scrambled to her feet "Well I'm sorry but you looked so I checked to see if you were breathing."
Alicia touched her head and her hand came into contact with a large and way too painful bump "Euw. How did that get there?" Morgan walked in with an apologetic look on her face; she went over and hugged her friend "I'm sorry Ali. That elf was annoying me and I can't find any chocolate it's a bad combination."
Alicia smiled "it's cool. C'mon lets go before lets go before I faint again." With that the girls left the healers behind and went in search of Bilbo. Of course Elle was singing the 'Bilbo' song at the top of her voice which did blow their cover slightly. Morgan found a stray piece of gum and shoved it in Elle's mouth, which did quieten her a bit.
A/N: * Elf Wrestling Federation