Eric walked up to the woman, who was in a silk-woven bathrobe, and leaning on her door. She slapped Eric roundly in the face and shouted something in portaguese.

"ENGLISH! ENGLISH!!" Eric shouted

The woman calmed down, took a deep breath then started yelling at him in english

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!" Eric cried. There was silence for a minute, then Eric took a deep breath.

"I'm sorry," he said "What are you so bloomin mad about?"

"That was terrible! How could you do that to a fellow soilder! Does the base commander know you're doing this?"

"Aahhh... You know that guy on the back playing Baratone?"

"Yeah?"

"That's Captain Roy Masterson... The commander of the Beta squadron"

She gasped "NO!!!!!!"

"yeah."

"WHY!?"

"Colonel Mean Gene Wesly's walk of shame. Mainly used to punish attempted murdurers and sexual offenders. He was the second one."

The woman looked at him angrily, then she burst into tears. She dropped to the floor, Eric knelt down next to her. "What's wrong?"

"I left Waco when I was 5, And i lived in Lisbon, Portagul, this is my first night back, Back to conflict on american soil... I'm just so scared... Will they kill me? Will they capture me, and do unspeakable things to me?"

"They Can't... We won't let them! I'll kill thse bastards if it's the last goddam thing i do!!!!!!"

"Will you protect me?" She asked, wiping the tears from her eyes "Will you be my bodygaurd?"

"I'll try" Said Eric "I'll try"

"By the way," She said "My name's Laura Wilson. What's your's?"

"Corpral E.T.C Simmons, The ETC stands for Eric Theodore Clancy"

"Simmons. Any relation to Neil Simmons?"

"Yeah. My great grandpa. He went under the alias Dimitri Grigonavic` when he defected to the Soviet Union in 1946. He taught me A little soviet before he died"

"Get out of town!"

"?VyYendhem Boh Geshda? Pteurbaah!"

"What does it mean?"

"Mmmm... I think it means "Where were you? Youre late!"

"Aaah, Okay. Would you like a beer or something?"

"Oh, yeah! I haven't had one in forever and a half!"

**** 1.5 hours later ****

"Hey, what time is it?"

"11:45"

"Oh, Damn. Gotta get back to base in fifteen minutes or Masterson's gonna chew my aaaaaaassssssssssss!!"

"Need a lift?"

"No, i think i got it"

Eric went outside and looked around. He saw a skateboard with "Limp Bizkit" Sanded into the bottom... He helped himself to it. He hopped on the skateboard and grabbed on to the back of a rover with the plates "MeenGèn" Meaning it was from the Omega squadron. He got back to base at 1059 Zulu... Just barely making the Deadline.

"WAAAAAZZZZZZAAAAAAP!!!" Squealed Marc as he walked into the barracks

"NAAAATMAAAAAAACH!!!" Eric squealed in response "Wait up, I need to go talk to Masterson"

Eric went over to Captain masterson and told him about how he became a civillian's personal bodygaurd...

FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN CHAPTER SEVEN!