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Chapter 4
Half an hour later they were faced with yet another winding corridor. This winding corridor was the one right outside their door, as they had only just worked out how to get out of their room. "O.k, we need a plan or sense of direction" said Morgan basking in the authority. Just then they rounded a corner and found a giant 'You are here' sign on a map. "Ta-Da!" Alicia jumped forward 'jazz' hands in the air "And for my next trick I shall find Bilbo." Elle screwed up her face. Suddenly an invisible force collided into them. Alicia and Morgan grabbed at the air frantically, Elle resumed singing the 'Bilbo' song at the top of her high pitched singing voice. There was a thud and a rolling noise, Alicia and Morgan looked down and were shocked by what they saw (Elle on the other hand continued singing) a young Bilbo lowered his hands from his ears and squeaked "How does your friend know my name?" Alicia hit Elle (who was on her 12th chorus) to stop singing. Morgan turned to the dim-witted girl "Well done! Scare the little guy!"
Alicia extended a hand and helped Bilbo up. Elle was engrossed in how small Bilbo really was, she took a step forward and Bilbo scrambled for the ring which was lying in the floor close to the wall, quickly putting it in his pocket. Elle ran over and picked him up. She hugged Bilbo in-between giggles Elle spoke "Awwww. He's sooo cute and dinky. Don'tcha just want to kiss him all over." Elle reluctantly put him down.
Bilbo smiled "I like this chick."
Elle pinched his cheek lightly "I like you too shorty. How come you're walking around this tree house all invisible?" Bilbo looked uncomfortable.
Morgan stared at Elle "We know why."
Elle curled her lip Elvis style "Do we?"
Morgan gave Elle her 'evil' look "Yes we know what he has."
Bilbo went pale "How do you know? Are you witches? Pleases do not hurt me!"
Elle went over and hugged him again "We won't hurt you. Your sooo cute!" She patted his head. "Plus we kinda don't have any magical powers."
Bilbo had relaxed he liked the elf lady with red hair, she was really nice but had the worst singing voice he had ever heard. Her blonde friends were nice too, well one had really scary eyes the other had long hair and was quiet, but very pretty. How could they know about the ring? Bilbo pushed this thought aside he liked the look of the pretty elf maidens.
The girls heard a sound coming from down the corridor they bade Bilbo to put the ring on and compose themselves. The same dark haired elf from before was charging along the wooden floor heading straight on a collision course with Alicia this time. Elle and Morgan hugged the wall while Alicia looked like a rabbit caught between car headlights. To everyone's amazement the elf stopped millimetres away from Alicia's nose. He took a large breath and fumbled with his words "Ma'ams what are you doing out of your rooms? The feast has resumed, you would care to follow?"
So the trio did follow the elf apprehensively, leaving their new friend to fend for himself.
After the three elves left, Bilbo stared after them for a moment. Just as he turned to go away, a disembodied voice whispered "Dildo!" Elle, Alicia and Morgan stuck their heads from round the corner. Elle giggled "We're gonna help you find your lil mates. Sweet thang."
Morgan breaks in "We'll be at this feast, which will give you perfect cover. You have to go and find the cellar where all the food is stored. We'll get the dwarves you do the rest. We'll be there as quick as possible." She spoke quickly. Elle kissed Bilbo on the nose and dodged behind the corner quickly followed Morgan and Alicia. Faint footsteps were heard fading into the distance.
The feast sucked ass Elle thought the food was panties and y-fronts and the elfy dancing was about as lively as a corpse at a wake. Yawny, yawny, yawny. The only highlight was the elf dudes wearing the clingy trousers 'meow' Elle said out loud. A random elf looked at her a meddlesome gleam in his eye "Are you feeling fine, do you need anything?"
Elle cooed "I'm fine sir." This chivalry shit was easy, lalala, ohhhh nice package! No brain down, down. Sing a song of sixpence blackbirds in a pie, smelly, smelly dog poo, stick it your eye, Elle hummed along to her own tune. This feast was supremely boring Elle was overjoyed when Morgan and Alicia came over and whispered "We have a plan, we have to get out of here."
The three rather obvious maidens tried to creep out only to be stopped by that elf (dark hair annoying and way too nosy. Ring any bells?) "Where do you flee to?" he questioned.
Elle really hated this guy "Up my bum!"
The elf stood aghast "I beg of your pardon."
Elle was enjoying this "You can beg all you want but it won't get you any where."
Alicia stepped in "Oh I'm feeling sooo faint mabey my friends should take me to my chamber." She did her best damsel-in-distress impression (Which was actually really good). The elf seemed to buy it (schmuck!) "You must go I will send in a healer."
Morgan grabbed his wrist and twisted it behind his back "Look! She fells 'ill' and the only people aloud in her chamber are us and Mabey Legolas." Elle spoke "Oh he's hot." Morgan continued "GOT IT!"
The petrified elf nodded and just about wet himself "Yes, good evening." He scampered off clutching his wrist.
"Wow that rawked! Can you teach me please, oh please, please, pppllleeeaaassseee." Elle bobbed on the spot. Morgan spoke in a dignified manner "No we have to continue with the task in hand."
The girls crept along the long corridor (rather noisily) and came to an enormous flashing pink sign saying "Dungeons" Elle (the bright spark) exclaimed "Hey guys I think I found the dungeons."
Alicia did a slow hand clap "Well done Elle, what would we do with out you?"
Elle returned with a jagged comment "I don't know die perhaps!"
They opened the door and Elle just about toppled in luckily Alicia was there as a leaning post, unfortunately for Alicia she was there as a leaning post and Elle was very heavy for a skinny girl. Alicia went flying down the stairs. The only thing that was within reach to grab onto was Elle's skirt, ripping it right off. As Alicia tumbled down the stairs Elle's skirt in hand, Elle stood at the top exposing a very red pair of 'Star Wars' pants. Morgan tried not to laugh as she went to retrieve her crumpled friend from the bottom of the stair, as she waltzed past Elle she giggled "I'm not even gonna ask!" Elle quickly followed light sabre in hand; she was in the process of having a very difficult fight scene when some fat ugly looking hobbits in cages stared, "Ergh, you need a shave." Elle pointed to the nearest one "Oh I know I can use my light sabre, mmmmmm hhhmmmmm."
Morgan pinched the half-naked loony on the arm "You don't have a REAL light sabre!"
Elle rubbed her arm "Formalities. Hey Ali are you conscious?"
Alicia groaned a reply that nobody heard.
Morgan wandered over to an 'ugly hobbit' and spoke to him. Elle tisked and bobbed again "Why are you talking to that ugly hobbit?"
The 'ugly hobbit' looked offended "I am not a hobbit. I am a dwarf. Hardy…"
He was cut short by giggles from Elle "Hehehe your hard hehehe"
This made him more exasperated "Well at least I'm fully clothed!"
Elle stopped giggling "So am I!" The dwarf's eyes widened. Morgan fumbled around with the lock eventually unlocking it, by this time Alicia was back in the land of the living. All the dwarves were out of their cages and milling around anxiously. Morgan ushered them into a line; Alicia and Elle sniggered at the back. Simultaneously burst into song "HI! HO! HI! IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO! WE WORK ALL DAY AND GET NO PAY. HI! HO! HI!" They soon dissolved into laughter. Morgan tried not to see the funny side; she shook with laughter at the front.
Alicia and Elle were talking at the back and didn't realise that they took a wrong turn. The first sign that they were no longer in Mirkwood was when they saw Oliver Wood. Of course they chased him down the corridor. Alicia actually managed to rugby tackle him to the ground Elle missed and went slamming into Snape; he just gave her an evil smile. Elle not knowing who he was smiled back, still only wearing half a dress. Snape curled his mouth "Detention, my room after school." Elle cocked her head to the side. Meanwhile Alicia had managed to attach herself to Oliver's back hanging from his neck. He squirmed and asked, "Could you please get off!"
Alicia simply answered "No. Oh what year are you in?"
"7. Why?"
Alicia let go "'Coz you've got to win a quidditch match! Run boy! Run like the wind!" So he did run very fast, away from the tall blonde that had pinned herself to him less than a minuet ago.
Ell still didn't know who Snape was; she quizzed him "So where is your room again?"
He threw his arms up in the air "Just leave the detention!" He stormed off. Alicia joined her friend and pulled a face "What happened top his panties?"
Elle shrugged "Dunno. Just can't get the staff nowadays."
Alicia puffed out her lips "How come we're in Harry Potter?"
Elle chewed a nail "I think we took a left at the titles instead of a right. You think that they would have signs!"
Alicia nodded "Yeah. So what we gonna do?"
Spat out some nibbled nail "Watch some quidditch?"
Alicia took her friend's arm "K."
The girls stood at the Gryffindor stand, Elle shivered and said to Alicia "Look my bum's gone blue! I'm bloody freezing!"
Alicia smiled "Let's get some robes." The girls snuck behind a pillar and returned wearing some nice Gryffindor robes. Elle now had a normal coloured bum. The match started and Alicia let out a weird girlie fan scream that seems only to manifest at either pop concerts, premiers and important events (i.e. engagement, sighting a crush or something along those lines). Elle tried to look like she knew what was going on, clapping and booing when everyone else did. Alicia became a monster, swearing at any player that came in shouting distance, unless they were a Gryffindor player then she would do a little dance and in Oliver's case flash a "I 'heart' Olli!" T-shirt she wore underneath her robes.
Elle had a very short attention span and she was missing the tight trouser wearing elves, you never know how important something is until it's gone. Elle amused herself by trying to imagine everyone naked, unfortunately Elle saw Snape again and just about threw up. The match was drawing to a close and none had caught the snitch yet, Alicia concentrated on Harry swerving around above her. (Alicia has a problem that affects a lot of people it is not a rare condition but in her case it is severe, she has what is known to people as 'clumsy' or 'accident prone', very prone as you will see). Alicia was concentrating on the game so much that she missed the gold blur aiming for her head, Harry and Draco did what they were supposed to and dived for it. Of course neither of them stopped and Alicia ended up in the hospital wing AGAIN!
She came round two days later and found Elle sitting at the bottom of her bed munching happily on some 'Bertie Bott's all flavour beans', Elle motioned to her friend "Try one I got bogies once! It was sooo cool, and disgusting but way more cool." Alicia was promptly sick all down her front. Elle did the Elvis lip again and Madame Pomfrey came rushing in, she scolded Elle as she cleaned up Alicia's past dinner "What did I say to you about disrupting my patients? I said you could be in here if you did not cause any trouble, lo and behold the first thing you say to your friend when she wakes up is about bogies." Elle could not answer she was really scared of this woman.
Alicia was cleaned up and Elle sat quietly in a chair beside her friend's bed, staring at the floor ashamed by what she had said. Alicia coughed and Elle looked up to be confronted by a smiling face "Hi I saw you by the quidditch pitch is your friend o.k?"
Elle smiled at the sexy visitor and said "Yup she's fine, why don't you ask her yourself?" She shoved the visitor in Alicia's direction and did an elaborate wink, quickly prancing off.
Oliver stared at the girl in the bed, she was the one who rugby tackled him earlier, and he needed to make a quick exit NOW! Alicia spoke softly "Don't worry I won't pounce on you this time. You really like her huh?"
Oliver looked confused "What?"
Alicia sat up "You fancy the polyester y-fronts of my mate! Don't you?"
Oliver preferred this girl when she was pretending to be his shell, he responded "I guess so, why?"
Alicia rolled her eyes; men were so slow when it came to who fancies whom, "Why? Because she fancies you too! How else do you think she ended up whacking Snape in the corridor with only half a dress on."
Oliver's eyes did a weird recognition thing and he spoke "Yeah I suppose so. Thanks." He stood up and went off in the same direction as Elle.
Alicia sank back, why was she such a good friend? That spunky dude could have been hers but she was way too kind, plus she was gonna score with Legolas (her M-E mission, now after seeing the clingy trousers). Alicia beamed at the thought of the lush elf, and those cling trousers a bid hit in the fan girl camp.
Oliver caught up with Elle wonderingly aimlessly around the Gryffindor common room. Oliver chose to surprise Elle by sneaking up from behind and ripping her waist, of course Elle didn't know who he was so she elbowed him in the side. Oliver went reeling over to the other side of the room and smacked the floor; Elle followed a concerned look on her face. Oliver couldn't speak as he had been wounded and all Elle could was flap her arms and giggle; she put an arm around the Oliver and asked him where to go. He chose to say his room and not the hospital wing wonder why? Elle asked him some important questions as they went up the stairs, "Oliver, in a fight who do you think would win a kung-fu hamster of an exploding frog?"
He was bamboozled by this odd question all he could say was "I don't know why?"
Elle shook as she asked the answered "Well if I'm gonna sleep with you I think I should know these things."
Oliver's eyes flew open and he looked at Elle "What!"
Elle smirked "You heard me." With that she kissed him passionately and they staggered the rest of the way to his bedroom, (I'll let you make up the rest, oh you kinky bitch!)
Chapter 4
Half an hour later they were faced with yet another winding corridor. This winding corridor was the one right outside their door, as they had only just worked out how to get out of their room. "O.k, we need a plan or sense of direction" said Morgan basking in the authority. Just then they rounded a corner and found a giant 'You are here' sign on a map. "Ta-Da!" Alicia jumped forward 'jazz' hands in the air "And for my next trick I shall find Bilbo." Elle screwed up her face. Suddenly an invisible force collided into them. Alicia and Morgan grabbed at the air frantically, Elle resumed singing the 'Bilbo' song at the top of her high pitched singing voice. There was a thud and a rolling noise, Alicia and Morgan looked down and were shocked by what they saw (Elle on the other hand continued singing) a young Bilbo lowered his hands from his ears and squeaked "How does your friend know my name?" Alicia hit Elle (who was on her 12th chorus) to stop singing. Morgan turned to the dim-witted girl "Well done! Scare the little guy!"
Alicia extended a hand and helped Bilbo up. Elle was engrossed in how small Bilbo really was, she took a step forward and Bilbo scrambled for the ring which was lying in the floor close to the wall, quickly putting it in his pocket. Elle ran over and picked him up. She hugged Bilbo in-between giggles Elle spoke "Awwww. He's sooo cute and dinky. Don'tcha just want to kiss him all over." Elle reluctantly put him down.
Bilbo smiled "I like this chick."
Elle pinched his cheek lightly "I like you too shorty. How come you're walking around this tree house all invisible?" Bilbo looked uncomfortable.
Morgan stared at Elle "We know why."
Elle curled her lip Elvis style "Do we?"
Morgan gave Elle her 'evil' look "Yes we know what he has."
Bilbo went pale "How do you know? Are you witches? Pleases do not hurt me!"
Elle went over and hugged him again "We won't hurt you. Your sooo cute!" She patted his head. "Plus we kinda don't have any magical powers."
Bilbo had relaxed he liked the elf lady with red hair, she was really nice but had the worst singing voice he had ever heard. Her blonde friends were nice too, well one had really scary eyes the other had long hair and was quiet, but very pretty. How could they know about the ring? Bilbo pushed this thought aside he liked the look of the pretty elf maidens.
The girls heard a sound coming from down the corridor they bade Bilbo to put the ring on and compose themselves. The same dark haired elf from before was charging along the wooden floor heading straight on a collision course with Alicia this time. Elle and Morgan hugged the wall while Alicia looked like a rabbit caught between car headlights. To everyone's amazement the elf stopped millimetres away from Alicia's nose. He took a large breath and fumbled with his words "Ma'ams what are you doing out of your rooms? The feast has resumed, you would care to follow?"
So the trio did follow the elf apprehensively, leaving their new friend to fend for himself.
After the three elves left, Bilbo stared after them for a moment. Just as he turned to go away, a disembodied voice whispered "Dildo!" Elle, Alicia and Morgan stuck their heads from round the corner. Elle giggled "We're gonna help you find your lil mates. Sweet thang."
Morgan breaks in "We'll be at this feast, which will give you perfect cover. You have to go and find the cellar where all the food is stored. We'll get the dwarves you do the rest. We'll be there as quick as possible." She spoke quickly. Elle kissed Bilbo on the nose and dodged behind the corner quickly followed Morgan and Alicia. Faint footsteps were heard fading into the distance.
The feast sucked ass Elle thought the food was panties and y-fronts and the elfy dancing was about as lively as a corpse at a wake. Yawny, yawny, yawny. The only highlight was the elf dudes wearing the clingy trousers 'meow' Elle said out loud. A random elf looked at her a meddlesome gleam in his eye "Are you feeling fine, do you need anything?"
Elle cooed "I'm fine sir." This chivalry shit was easy, lalala, ohhhh nice package! No brain down, down. Sing a song of sixpence blackbirds in a pie, smelly, smelly dog poo, stick it your eye, Elle hummed along to her own tune. This feast was supremely boring Elle was overjoyed when Morgan and Alicia came over and whispered "We have a plan, we have to get out of here."
The three rather obvious maidens tried to creep out only to be stopped by that elf (dark hair annoying and way too nosy. Ring any bells?) "Where do you flee to?" he questioned.
Elle really hated this guy "Up my bum!"
The elf stood aghast "I beg of your pardon."
Elle was enjoying this "You can beg all you want but it won't get you any where."
Alicia stepped in "Oh I'm feeling sooo faint mabey my friends should take me to my chamber." She did her best damsel-in-distress impression (Which was actually really good). The elf seemed to buy it (schmuck!) "You must go I will send in a healer."
Morgan grabbed his wrist and twisted it behind his back "Look! She fells 'ill' and the only people aloud in her chamber are us and Mabey Legolas." Elle spoke "Oh he's hot." Morgan continued "GOT IT!"
The petrified elf nodded and just about wet himself "Yes, good evening." He scampered off clutching his wrist.
"Wow that rawked! Can you teach me please, oh please, please, pppllleeeaaassseee." Elle bobbed on the spot. Morgan spoke in a dignified manner "No we have to continue with the task in hand."
The girls crept along the long corridor (rather noisily) and came to an enormous flashing pink sign saying "Dungeons" Elle (the bright spark) exclaimed "Hey guys I think I found the dungeons."
Alicia did a slow hand clap "Well done Elle, what would we do with out you?"
Elle returned with a jagged comment "I don't know die perhaps!"
They opened the door and Elle just about toppled in luckily Alicia was there as a leaning post, unfortunately for Alicia she was there as a leaning post and Elle was very heavy for a skinny girl. Alicia went flying down the stairs. The only thing that was within reach to grab onto was Elle's skirt, ripping it right off. As Alicia tumbled down the stairs Elle's skirt in hand, Elle stood at the top exposing a very red pair of 'Star Wars' pants. Morgan tried not to laugh as she went to retrieve her crumpled friend from the bottom of the stair, as she waltzed past Elle she giggled "I'm not even gonna ask!" Elle quickly followed light sabre in hand; she was in the process of having a very difficult fight scene when some fat ugly looking hobbits in cages stared, "Ergh, you need a shave." Elle pointed to the nearest one "Oh I know I can use my light sabre, mmmmmm hhhmmmmm."
Morgan pinched the half-naked loony on the arm "You don't have a REAL light sabre!"
Elle rubbed her arm "Formalities. Hey Ali are you conscious?"
Alicia groaned a reply that nobody heard.
Morgan wandered over to an 'ugly hobbit' and spoke to him. Elle tisked and bobbed again "Why are you talking to that ugly hobbit?"
The 'ugly hobbit' looked offended "I am not a hobbit. I am a dwarf. Hardy…"
He was cut short by giggles from Elle "Hehehe your hard hehehe"
This made him more exasperated "Well at least I'm fully clothed!"
Elle stopped giggling "So am I!" The dwarf's eyes widened. Morgan fumbled around with the lock eventually unlocking it, by this time Alicia was back in the land of the living. All the dwarves were out of their cages and milling around anxiously. Morgan ushered them into a line; Alicia and Elle sniggered at the back. Simultaneously burst into song "HI! HO! HI! IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO! WE WORK ALL DAY AND GET NO PAY. HI! HO! HI!" They soon dissolved into laughter. Morgan tried not to see the funny side; she shook with laughter at the front.
Alicia and Elle were talking at the back and didn't realise that they took a wrong turn. The first sign that they were no longer in Mirkwood was when they saw Oliver Wood. Of course they chased him down the corridor. Alicia actually managed to rugby tackle him to the ground Elle missed and went slamming into Snape; he just gave her an evil smile. Elle not knowing who he was smiled back, still only wearing half a dress. Snape curled his mouth "Detention, my room after school." Elle cocked her head to the side. Meanwhile Alicia had managed to attach herself to Oliver's back hanging from his neck. He squirmed and asked, "Could you please get off!"
Alicia simply answered "No. Oh what year are you in?"
"7. Why?"
Alicia let go "'Coz you've got to win a quidditch match! Run boy! Run like the wind!" So he did run very fast, away from the tall blonde that had pinned herself to him less than a minuet ago.
Ell still didn't know who Snape was; she quizzed him "So where is your room again?"
He threw his arms up in the air "Just leave the detention!" He stormed off. Alicia joined her friend and pulled a face "What happened top his panties?"
Elle shrugged "Dunno. Just can't get the staff nowadays."
Alicia puffed out her lips "How come we're in Harry Potter?"
Elle chewed a nail "I think we took a left at the titles instead of a right. You think that they would have signs!"
Alicia nodded "Yeah. So what we gonna do?"
Spat out some nibbled nail "Watch some quidditch?"
Alicia took her friend's arm "K."
The girls stood at the Gryffindor stand, Elle shivered and said to Alicia "Look my bum's gone blue! I'm bloody freezing!"
Alicia smiled "Let's get some robes." The girls snuck behind a pillar and returned wearing some nice Gryffindor robes. Elle now had a normal coloured bum. The match started and Alicia let out a weird girlie fan scream that seems only to manifest at either pop concerts, premiers and important events (i.e. engagement, sighting a crush or something along those lines). Elle tried to look like she knew what was going on, clapping and booing when everyone else did. Alicia became a monster, swearing at any player that came in shouting distance, unless they were a Gryffindor player then she would do a little dance and in Oliver's case flash a "I 'heart' Olli!" T-shirt she wore underneath her robes.
Elle had a very short attention span and she was missing the tight trouser wearing elves, you never know how important something is until it's gone. Elle amused herself by trying to imagine everyone naked, unfortunately Elle saw Snape again and just about threw up. The match was drawing to a close and none had caught the snitch yet, Alicia concentrated on Harry swerving around above her. (Alicia has a problem that affects a lot of people it is not a rare condition but in her case it is severe, she has what is known to people as 'clumsy' or 'accident prone', very prone as you will see). Alicia was concentrating on the game so much that she missed the gold blur aiming for her head, Harry and Draco did what they were supposed to and dived for it. Of course neither of them stopped and Alicia ended up in the hospital wing AGAIN!
She came round two days later and found Elle sitting at the bottom of her bed munching happily on some 'Bertie Bott's all flavour beans', Elle motioned to her friend "Try one I got bogies once! It was sooo cool, and disgusting but way more cool." Alicia was promptly sick all down her front. Elle did the Elvis lip again and Madame Pomfrey came rushing in, she scolded Elle as she cleaned up Alicia's past dinner "What did I say to you about disrupting my patients? I said you could be in here if you did not cause any trouble, lo and behold the first thing you say to your friend when she wakes up is about bogies." Elle could not answer she was really scared of this woman.
Alicia was cleaned up and Elle sat quietly in a chair beside her friend's bed, staring at the floor ashamed by what she had said. Alicia coughed and Elle looked up to be confronted by a smiling face "Hi I saw you by the quidditch pitch is your friend o.k?"
Elle smiled at the sexy visitor and said "Yup she's fine, why don't you ask her yourself?" She shoved the visitor in Alicia's direction and did an elaborate wink, quickly prancing off.
Oliver stared at the girl in the bed, she was the one who rugby tackled him earlier, and he needed to make a quick exit NOW! Alicia spoke softly "Don't worry I won't pounce on you this time. You really like her huh?"
Oliver looked confused "What?"
Alicia sat up "You fancy the polyester y-fronts of my mate! Don't you?"
Oliver preferred this girl when she was pretending to be his shell, he responded "I guess so, why?"
Alicia rolled her eyes; men were so slow when it came to who fancies whom, "Why? Because she fancies you too! How else do you think she ended up whacking Snape in the corridor with only half a dress on."
Oliver's eyes did a weird recognition thing and he spoke "Yeah I suppose so. Thanks." He stood up and went off in the same direction as Elle.
Alicia sank back, why was she such a good friend? That spunky dude could have been hers but she was way too kind, plus she was gonna score with Legolas (her M-E mission, now after seeing the clingy trousers). Alicia beamed at the thought of the lush elf, and those cling trousers a bid hit in the fan girl camp.
Oliver caught up with Elle wonderingly aimlessly around the Gryffindor common room. Oliver chose to surprise Elle by sneaking up from behind and ripping her waist, of course Elle didn't know who he was so she elbowed him in the side. Oliver went reeling over to the other side of the room and smacked the floor; Elle followed a concerned look on her face. Oliver couldn't speak as he had been wounded and all Elle could was flap her arms and giggle; she put an arm around the Oliver and asked him where to go. He chose to say his room and not the hospital wing wonder why? Elle asked him some important questions as they went up the stairs, "Oliver, in a fight who do you think would win a kung-fu hamster of an exploding frog?"
He was bamboozled by this odd question all he could say was "I don't know why?"
Elle shook as she asked the answered "Well if I'm gonna sleep with you I think I should know these things."
Oliver's eyes flew open and he looked at Elle "What!"
Elle smirked "You heard me." With that she kissed him passionately and they staggered the rest of the way to his bedroom, (I'll let you make up the rest, oh you kinky bitch!)