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Chapter 5
Oliver wasn't seen for a few days, and surprisingly neither was Elle. When he finally did emerge from his room Oliver had a big grin on his face although he did have very bulky grey bags under his eyes. His hair was slightly dishevelled but his entire manner was very positive.
Elle got dressed quickly that morning she wanted to see Alicia in the hospital wing, she had not done the 'best friend' thing recently because she had been very busy. She passed Oliver in the corridor and giggled again and pinched his bum whispering in his ear "See you later." Elle sped down the corridor bobbing her head to a random song. One of Oliver's Gryffindor mates pulled him closer and asked "What happened with her?"
Oliver just beamed.
The guy just stared "What someone said you were ill. So you y'know with her."
Oliver tried to look cool and seem aloof but all he wanted to do was scream that he got laid and she totally rocked his world! Instead he chose "Well I can't really say."
Another person joined the group "Yes you bloody well can!"
Oliver was basking in the attention "No I can't. Mabey later."
The groups of guys looked at Elle disappear down the corridor a collective grunt of approval was heard. The first guy spoke again "She's fucking hot, even for someone with ginger hair." Another grunt of approval was heard.
Oliver sniggered "It just makes her more fiery and wild." That second all the guys turned jaws hanging and eyes wide. Oliver shrugged "Well it's true believe me, it's true."
There was now a slight crowd a random shouted "Oliver tell us!"
Oliver just smiled and swaggered off.
Elle bobbed into the hospital wing still humming the song from when she left Oliver. She ran over to Alicia's bed and jumped on it giving her friend a hug "Babes I love you sooo much." She planted a sloppy kiss on her friend's cheek.
Alicia grinned form underneath all the spit "So it went well?"
Elle flopped back on the bed "It went very well" she sat up "All I can say is that quidditch is good practice. Who would've thought that his broom control would come in handy?"
Alicia crawled down beside her friend "I guessed that something happened I haven't seen you in days. Either you scared shitless to come back or you scored, I figured that is was the latter."
Elle nibbled on one of her nails "That guy is a natural, and I assume that he was a virgin. At first he was a bit unsure but then he got better, much better. Yesterday I couldn't sit down!"
Alicia giggled "I take that was a good thing?"
Elle rolled her eyes and tutted "Virgins!" She spat out a bit of nail "Anyhoo I came 5 times in one night. That's a personal record."
Alicia felt a bit embarrassed but was happy for her friend in a way "Great. They said I could get out tomorrow that means we will have to get either really drunk or try and find our way back to Mirkwood."
Elle pouted (well at least she tried to) "I say the first."
Alicia looked at Elle confused "What the hell are you doing?"
Elle flicked her hair "I'm pouting."
Alicia still stared "Well you look like a constipated frog."
Elle pouted more (she did look like a constipated frog) "You're just jealous that I scored with Oliver BIG time."
Alicia gave her friend a semi-evil look "Well I'm gonna pull Legolas."
Elle pouted even more "Really?"
"Yes, really!"
"How do you know?"
"I read the other chapters and he has a deep bond growing with me plus he fancies me!"
"Bitch!"
"Yeah I got bored so I filled my time reading fanfics some were really funkarama."
"Oh what did the spunky elf say about me?"
"He said you were weird but nice."
"Suits. What did Dildo say about me?"
"He likes you best out of all of us."
"Awwwwww he's sooo sweet. Plus he has good taste."
Alicia stood up and rummaged around looking for her clothes Elle did the 'Elvis' lip "Whatcha doin' Ali?"
Alicia spoke her head in a cupboard "I'm getting dressed, c'mon I have to get put of here is there any decent clubs around here?"
Elle puffed out her cheeks "Nope nothing like that for miles. I feel really sorry for the kids not being able to get pissed out of they're heads and throw up down a toilet, takes the fun out of being a teenager."
Alicia pulled on a pair of jeans and shimmed into a sparkly top Elle gasped "Where did that come from?"
Alicia scraped her hair into a high ponytail "A rainy day thing."
Elle scampered to her feet "Get me one! Get me one!"
Alicia went into the cupboard and brought out a sparkly one shoulder top Elle 'owwwww'ed and sat silent.
Alicia tossed it at her friend "Quick change!" Elle put the top on faster than a hamster in a minefield with a rocket up its bum. She stood beside her friend and cooed "I like being an elf not only do you get to be really tall and skinny, you get to be drop dead gorgeous as well."
Alicia took her friend by the arm and lead her out of the hospital wing "So Elle if you had to choose would you pick the clingy trouser wearing elves or the made you come 5 times Oliver?"
Elle sucked her lip "Ooooo tough one, well from what I know elves have really good stamina and incredibly nice packages so I think I would pick them, but then again Oliver made me come 5 times in one night. Girlie you make up the hardest questions!"
Alicia smirked "I know I'm just such a bitch."
Oliver was sitting in the Gryffindor common room with his mates when Alicia and Elle came in. Elle went over and kissed Oliver Alicia stood a bottle of vodka under each arm. She lifted the bottles "Anyone care for a drink?"
The group replied with a unanimous vote of approval, Alicia sat down in front of the fire "Thought so."
The guy that was speaking earlier sat down beside her "Hi I'm Fred."
Alicia shook his hand "Nice to meet you Fred where's George?"
"Dunno." Fred shrugged.
Elle was now straddled on Oliver's lap and snogging his face off, she had her hand undoing his shirt button and the other was heading for his fly. Elle came up for air and said to the small gathering of people "Were gonna go now, night." Elle and Oliver giggled there way up to his room leaving the crowd to talk about them in their absence.
Alicia opened the bottle and took a large slurp she turned to Fred "C'mon there's plenty to go round."
The next few hours passed in a blur, but Alicia woke up the next morning on the couch with the rest sprawled out on the floor.
Chapter 5
Oliver wasn't seen for a few days, and surprisingly neither was Elle. When he finally did emerge from his room Oliver had a big grin on his face although he did have very bulky grey bags under his eyes. His hair was slightly dishevelled but his entire manner was very positive.
Elle got dressed quickly that morning she wanted to see Alicia in the hospital wing, she had not done the 'best friend' thing recently because she had been very busy. She passed Oliver in the corridor and giggled again and pinched his bum whispering in his ear "See you later." Elle sped down the corridor bobbing her head to a random song. One of Oliver's Gryffindor mates pulled him closer and asked "What happened with her?"
Oliver just beamed.
The guy just stared "What someone said you were ill. So you y'know with her."
Oliver tried to look cool and seem aloof but all he wanted to do was scream that he got laid and she totally rocked his world! Instead he chose "Well I can't really say."
Another person joined the group "Yes you bloody well can!"
Oliver was basking in the attention "No I can't. Mabey later."
The groups of guys looked at Elle disappear down the corridor a collective grunt of approval was heard. The first guy spoke again "She's fucking hot, even for someone with ginger hair." Another grunt of approval was heard.
Oliver sniggered "It just makes her more fiery and wild." That second all the guys turned jaws hanging and eyes wide. Oliver shrugged "Well it's true believe me, it's true."
There was now a slight crowd a random shouted "Oliver tell us!"
Oliver just smiled and swaggered off.
Elle bobbed into the hospital wing still humming the song from when she left Oliver. She ran over to Alicia's bed and jumped on it giving her friend a hug "Babes I love you sooo much." She planted a sloppy kiss on her friend's cheek.
Alicia grinned form underneath all the spit "So it went well?"
Elle flopped back on the bed "It went very well" she sat up "All I can say is that quidditch is good practice. Who would've thought that his broom control would come in handy?"
Alicia crawled down beside her friend "I guessed that something happened I haven't seen you in days. Either you scared shitless to come back or you scored, I figured that is was the latter."
Elle nibbled on one of her nails "That guy is a natural, and I assume that he was a virgin. At first he was a bit unsure but then he got better, much better. Yesterday I couldn't sit down!"
Alicia giggled "I take that was a good thing?"
Elle rolled her eyes and tutted "Virgins!" She spat out a bit of nail "Anyhoo I came 5 times in one night. That's a personal record."
Alicia felt a bit embarrassed but was happy for her friend in a way "Great. They said I could get out tomorrow that means we will have to get either really drunk or try and find our way back to Mirkwood."
Elle pouted (well at least she tried to) "I say the first."
Alicia looked at Elle confused "What the hell are you doing?"
Elle flicked her hair "I'm pouting."
Alicia still stared "Well you look like a constipated frog."
Elle pouted more (she did look like a constipated frog) "You're just jealous that I scored with Oliver BIG time."
Alicia gave her friend a semi-evil look "Well I'm gonna pull Legolas."
Elle pouted even more "Really?"
"Yes, really!"
"How do you know?"
"I read the other chapters and he has a deep bond growing with me plus he fancies me!"
"Bitch!"
"Yeah I got bored so I filled my time reading fanfics some were really funkarama."
"Oh what did the spunky elf say about me?"
"He said you were weird but nice."
"Suits. What did Dildo say about me?"
"He likes you best out of all of us."
"Awwwwww he's sooo sweet. Plus he has good taste."
Alicia stood up and rummaged around looking for her clothes Elle did the 'Elvis' lip "Whatcha doin' Ali?"
Alicia spoke her head in a cupboard "I'm getting dressed, c'mon I have to get put of here is there any decent clubs around here?"
Elle puffed out her cheeks "Nope nothing like that for miles. I feel really sorry for the kids not being able to get pissed out of they're heads and throw up down a toilet, takes the fun out of being a teenager."
Alicia pulled on a pair of jeans and shimmed into a sparkly top Elle gasped "Where did that come from?"
Alicia scraped her hair into a high ponytail "A rainy day thing."
Elle scampered to her feet "Get me one! Get me one!"
Alicia went into the cupboard and brought out a sparkly one shoulder top Elle 'owwwww'ed and sat silent.
Alicia tossed it at her friend "Quick change!" Elle put the top on faster than a hamster in a minefield with a rocket up its bum. She stood beside her friend and cooed "I like being an elf not only do you get to be really tall and skinny, you get to be drop dead gorgeous as well."
Alicia took her friend by the arm and lead her out of the hospital wing "So Elle if you had to choose would you pick the clingy trouser wearing elves or the made you come 5 times Oliver?"
Elle sucked her lip "Ooooo tough one, well from what I know elves have really good stamina and incredibly nice packages so I think I would pick them, but then again Oliver made me come 5 times in one night. Girlie you make up the hardest questions!"
Alicia smirked "I know I'm just such a bitch."
Oliver was sitting in the Gryffindor common room with his mates when Alicia and Elle came in. Elle went over and kissed Oliver Alicia stood a bottle of vodka under each arm. She lifted the bottles "Anyone care for a drink?"
The group replied with a unanimous vote of approval, Alicia sat down in front of the fire "Thought so."
The guy that was speaking earlier sat down beside her "Hi I'm Fred."
Alicia shook his hand "Nice to meet you Fred where's George?"
"Dunno." Fred shrugged.
Elle was now straddled on Oliver's lap and snogging his face off, she had her hand undoing his shirt button and the other was heading for his fly. Elle came up for air and said to the small gathering of people "Were gonna go now, night." Elle and Oliver giggled there way up to his room leaving the crowd to talk about them in their absence.
Alicia opened the bottle and took a large slurp she turned to Fred "C'mon there's plenty to go round."
The next few hours passed in a blur, but Alicia woke up the next morning on the couch with the rest sprawled out on the floor.