On the last day of vacation, Eric Swiped a Buggy abd drove off into the desert sun, Singing along to the south park song "What Would Brian Boitonno Do?"

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After driving all night, Eric passed through the Huston City limits, and into the Omega squadron base, to find it a complete mess. A hunter seeker had blown the front gate off, and a cluster missile had wreaked Havoc throughout the base, but the battle had been chased back to the Brotherhood's nearest encampment. Marc had arrived and was talking to a carryall pilot

"Marc! Dude!"

"Eric," started Marc, "let's commandeer that empty titan, and this dude'll take us to the action!"

Eric and marc climbed the ladder on the side of the titan's leg, and climbed into a door on the back of it's Torso, they climbed an internal ladder, and into the cockpit. Eric sat down in the first seat, Marc took the second.

"Allright," said Eric "You're in charge of the locomotion system, and i'm in charge of the upper body, now signal the pilot!"

Marc signaled the pilot that they were ready for takeoff, and the caryall lifted into the air, and hovered just above them. The latches dropped down, and magnetically attached to the titan, then it took off

****10 MINUTES LATER****

The carryall landed, and unhooked from the titan, and they marched around, the radar bleeped and eric pivoted around, knocking off the spire of a temple of nod, out of the hole a hunter-seeker droid floated up and out, it latched onto a rocket mounted on the left arm, and eric fired, the missle screamed away, close to hitting the carryall, and then the hunter seeker droid stopped its path, by self destructing, and the missle exploded overtop of a construction yard, blowing it to pieces, Eric slapped Marc a High-Five, but then saw A cyborg commando enter the door at the foot of the titan, Eric grabbed a M16-Mk2 in the corner of the cabin and some extra ammo and headed down, Marc sealing the door behind him.

Eric snuck onto the top of the staircase and peered around, nothing. Then, he saw the commando at the bottom of the stairs, pivoting as it climbed. Eric aimed carefully then fired of about 12 rounds, at least 10 of them making contact, then the commando saw him, and discharged a bolt of raw plasma, breaking away some of the staircase. Eric leapt to one side and thought... he saw a switch on the other side that read "Pull in case of intruder" so eric hurtled to the other side and hit it.

The staircase collapsed, and the commando tumbled out a porthole at the bottom. Meanwhile, Eric had the assault rifle dangling from his foot, as he held on for dear life to the switch. He swung, gently at first, and then faster, and harder, until he hooked the weapon on a piece of shrapnel on the staircase. He let go of the switch, and swung down. Eric's boot was untied, and he slipped out, but quickly fired a vertical fist punch into the boot, grabbing hold. Eric swung up with his remaining boot, and kicked the door down, swinging inside the door, grabbing the boot and the rifle behind him

Eric put on his boot, tying it in double knot, slamming the door behind him, he jumped into the cab, and then saw some amphibs hauling cavillians across the land, the first one going into the water. With his 'Nocs, he saw Laura through one of the windows, and jumped out the top, with a Jump-Jet pod, and landed on top. Inside he found Sergeant Homer in a jump jet pod, he instructed him to take over weapons systems for the titan above, and he obeyed.

"Eric," Laura said, standing up among the other Waco citizens "What the hell are you doing here?"

"My job," Eric said, taking a quote from a bond movie "I am your bodyguard, am I not?"

"Yeah, but..." she said

"Yabuts," said Eric, "They're all over Texas these days". Laura just smiled, Eric made a keen observation "Well, it's good to see you're finaly wearing some clothes, I was beginning to think you were an exhibitionist"

"You..." she said blushing heavily. A businessman in the back leaned foreword and cocked an eyebrow, Eric winked at him, and he leaned back, as if he understood something.

There was a bit of smiling, and Eric began to encroach on Laura for a kiss, when suddenly, his concentration was broken by a hard SLAM on the floor...