I did it! I can't believe I did! Sorry for those I'm going to scare, the other songs won't be so ...ehm... special... But when I first heard this song, and saw the Video, I knew I had to make it a song-fic!

So, kids, don't be scared, it's a great song by a genius (my opinion). I made the rating R because of the double sensed words, Yamas movements and the f-word. I guess it's lime but still with clothes on... okay, and a lil stripping... Enough chitchat -we come back to that In The End (I'd love to do that song)... Oh I forgot, „Singing this song" I tore out of „Luv" by Travis...

I don't own the song used.

„...I'll be your inspirational brother..."

The whole room was dark except the spotlight that pointed on Yamato who stood on stage with a cordless microphone in his hands. He was dressed in completely dark clothes and waited for the music to start. His eyes were closed in concentration. He didn't have to look at the monitor with the words as he new the song by heart.

Suddenly a beeping started and Jyou who recognized it mumbled „Nonono, he can't do this, we have younger ones with us, and this would be shocking and- " Taichi shut him down in putting his hand on Jyous mouth „Just let him sing."

The music started and Yamato opened his eyes. Then he begun to sing.

„You got yourself some action

Said you got yourself a body

You got yourself an ass with

Mind of it's own bring something to the party"

His voice filled the club and those who now knew the song looked a bit shocked (don't forget the story takes place in Japan). Yamato continued and started to dance.

„You got yourself addicted

You shoot up, it saves you time

You got yourself a paycheck

Faces in the places where the sun don't shine"

He went over the stage to a nearby table where some students were sitting and yelled the chorus to them.

„I'll be your sexual freak

Of the week

I'll be your inspirational brother -sister

Yo mama can't you see

I'll be your sexual freak

Of the week -Ohh touch it

I'll be your educational lover

Your one fuck fantasy"

Open-mouthed the students watched Yamato walking provocative to the other side of the stage where he addressed himself to the whole room.

"Can I come on in, my sweet baby

Can I move on in"

He blinked and turned round with a hip-shake.

"Can I come on in, my sweet baby,

Can I move on in"

He held the mic as close to his mouth as if he would eat it- or do other things with it...

„You got yourself some action"

While singing the line he jumped of stage and reached his friends. He grinned and went to the computer junkie Koushirou.

„Said you got your sexy Java

You got your speed connection

Free chat, fuck that, get a little harder"

Yamatos grin was so satisfied that Koushirou blushed as red as his hair was. While Yamato continued to sing, Miyako leant over to Koushirou and asked „Caught red-handed, hentai?!"

„You got yourself a big bed

You shoot off, take your time

In the house with a bitch and a mouse"

He gave first Sora and than Mimi sharp looks (yeah, I got always time for a lil Sora bash).

„And your daddy's plastic how fantastic yeah!"

Yamato breathed deeply and than seated himself on Tais lap before singing the following lines

„I'll be your sexual freak -Back up on this-

Of the week

I'll be your inspirational brother -Sister

Yo mama can't you see"

He wrapped an arm around Taichis neck and ignored the looks some of the other guests gave them. These people couldn't speak English, which was better, because if they could their protest would have been enormous and would have interrupted the song.

„I'll be your sexual freak

Of the week –sexual"

It seemed he whispered the words just for his lover. Taichi watched him with pleasure.

„I'll be your educational lover

Yeah! Your one fuck fantasy"

Yamato stood up and let his tongue run over his lips. He went back to the stage, not stopping to sing.

„Can I come on in, my sweet baby

Can I move on in"

On stage he began to unbutton his shirt slowly...

„Can I come on in, my sweet baby,

Can I move on in"

... after 3 buttons he stopped and danced a bit more. He made some more hip- shakes and Ken asked who he was going to imitate. „Elvis" proposed Jyou, and Daisuke said that it could be Shakira.

"Sexual freak - Sister

I think I need to re-booty booty

Sexual freak – Sister"

Takeru mumbled towards Hikari „At least it matches him..." „Why? Is he really a- freak?" „Ehm, for that you should better ask your brother... I mean that he picked a song which is originally by George Michael, who is gay like Yamato himself."

Well, Yamato himself didn't hear their conversation, he was still doing his job.

"You got yourself some action

Said you got yourself a body

You got yourself an ass

With mind of its own brings something to the party"

He put one hand at his crotch, much sexier than Micheal Jackson.

"Come on kids, don't be scared

It's a tits and ass world you gotta be prepared"

He gave a short glance at lil Iori who didn't understand much as he was unable to speak English.

Yamato was ready for the final and twisted over the stage.

"Come on kids, don't be scared

It's a tits and ass world you gotta be prepared

Come on kids, you know your mama and your daddy don't care

Don't be scared, it's a tits and ass world you gotta be prepared!"

And he breathed exhausted into the mic till the music stopped. After a short moment of silence the crowd started clapping and cheering. The Digi folk were the loudest, of course. Yamato bowed and went over to his friends. His and Tais eyes met and the brown eyed boy said „Yama, that was... somewhat... interesting... I loved it" He now had drawn Yamatos head down and whispered something into his ears. The blond blushed but nodded and pulled Tai out of his seat. The former leader announced that they had „something to clear at the man's room" and they vanished, suspiciously watched by the others.

„Oh my..." Mimi sighed. „Who's next?" The very moment Daisukes name was called. The goggle boy climbed on stage and looked through the bar...

TBC



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Finally done... I love the song „Freeek!" and the video could really be an Anime, with all the strange clothes they wear...

Okay, I take the song proposed for Daisuke, I really like the idea. But c'mon people, tell me more songs! Just a song you like, and if I like it, too, I'll use it...

The couples I'll use (but I'm not going to mention every pairing in the story) are: Taito, Takari, Daiken, Jyoumi, Kouyako (Izzy/Yolei), Iori needs nobody, and Junra (Jun/Sora)... if you don't like them, it's time to protest NOW. This still is a voting fic. Please review anyway.