Hello there ppl! I am dedicating this chapter to *drum roll* SKITCH!!! she made me hyper so i dedicate this chapter to her.... i wanna go back in time in their phone booth! lol dads wearing hot pink pants is NOT funny well not really it is in a way...thanx to those who reviewed yes plz review i like them make fun of me for all i care jus plz review well im hoping this turns out to be a little better i did not force myself to be hyper so im hoping this one will be better And remember these characters arent normaly like this
A girl around the age of 16 grinned misheviously she raised her hand and said "Vinnie is da COOLEST!!!" she put her hand down and looked around innocently no on else seemed to care. Sab looked puzzled for a moment then sat down next her "ISE SAB!!!" she yelled loudly as if she was talking to a deaf person "I HATE PINK CHICKENS. DEY LOOKS LIKE FUZZY BEANS." she said mater-of-factly.
the other girl responded by saying "Im Slayer" and she made a stabbing motion. "I tink Racetrack gambled a bean for a hair toad."
Sab nodded understandingly "Do youse tell stories?"sab asked her. Slayer nodded "Do you'se wan me ta tell youse one?" sab nodded like a little kid going to get candy "YES!"she squealed "Ise wan youse ta tell me a JOOOOCY ONE!!Slayer smirked and started to start her story.
"Well on day ise was at da tracks" she began, but Sparkles cut in "No not dat one" Slayer shrugged "Fine ise'll tell a different one den" she made herself more comfortable in the chair while sab stared at her waiting for her story. "Well dis one rainy day ise was at da tracks..." she looked at Sparkles for approvement, but she shook her head and slayer sighed "fine den how bout dis one. Ise was at da tracks in tha middle of da" Sparkles was annoyed "No tell her about da when where youse yeah and den ya at da yeah." Sab looked back and forth between tha two girls and cocked her head to the side.
Slayer giggled "dat is a great idea"she smirked "Well dis one day ise was at da tracks"she paused and she grinned "and dis guy comes up ta me. Hes like do ya know how ta play da flute? and ise like no i don den he said good youse can play da clarinet den" she inhaled slowly and exhaled slowly. Sab held her breath while slayer was breathing, she was so slow hat sab started to turn blue. Sparkles said "Hurry it up"she said impatiently "dis is me favorite story" as if on cue the rest of the newsies in the room gathered around in a circle with murmerings of "her favorite story dis is mine to, and dis story kicks my mamas shoe, and wow kick of your shoes cuz my foot is loose, among other things... sab started to turn black from holding her breath so long.
Slayer shook her head vigorously and continued "ise den said sir, what are youse implyin?" sab leaned back in her chair and she hit her back against the back of it knocking her held breath out. Slayer raised an eyebrow and continued again "he said dis one time at band camp i ate a bean that was stuck in between my toes" sab gagged "dats jus nasty" slayer shrugged "ise guess so, can ise continue now,or am i gonna have to go all woochi waaaha on youse?" sab looked ofended and shrunk back in her seat. "i was like okay mista buy a pape, i heah dey like ta read dem at dat SPECIAL band camp, and the guy nodded, and then ise said dis one time at band camp i cleaned up blue horse shit, it was a lotta fun "
Sab stuck out her tougne "ise soo jealous" she started to cry and Sparkles stared at Slayer "Youse made 'er cry, now ise gonna give youse a bath!" Slayer quickly stood up and backed into the corner of the room "NOOOOOOOO NOT A BATH IM SCARED OF SOAP!! "she screamed. LC cackled "Dats wut youse git foa makin me roomate cry" Slayer's eyes widened "I f racetrack was 'ere hed he'd well wed"she blushed till she looked like a can of Dr. Pepper "Wed play tag and whoever lost would have to wash their hands" LC glared at her "Dont you threaten me!" she said starting to tremble with anger.
Sab was sitting on the floor bawling her head off "STOP IT!!! ISE CAN'T STAND DIS!! YOUSE SILLY RABBIT DOES DAMN TRICKS ARE FOA FUCKING KIDS!! WHY DON'CHA JUS ALL GO TO DAT HAPPY LITTLE MACDONALDS IN DA SKY, NOW WILL YA STOP FIGHTING!" sab screamed "BATHS DO NOT SOLVE ANYTHING!! THEY MAKE PROBLEMS WOISE!!!!" she now started choking on her sobs.
Sparkles turns away from sab "youse know Slayer, ise sorry, ise know youse don like baths and well ise jus well sorry" Slayer crossed her arms and gave her a cold stare "Ise fergive youse"she "but ise souldnt have made 'er cry" she points to a passed out sab layin on the floor.
"O my gawd"Sparkles says rushing to her side "she passed out" Slayer kneels at her side "My daddy said dat if someone passes out youse sposed ta poke em REAL hard" Sparkles nods and they start poking her in the head "my aunt's cousin's mom's uncle's nephew's great grandma's house's previous owner's coun's dog's boyfriend's owner's Aunt Frank said dat if dey don' wake up youse can eat em" at the word eat sat sprung up "ise hungry, anyone got some liverburgers and some spanish french toads?" slayer and Sparkles looked at each other "I wanted ta eat her" a boy said from the back of the room "she looks yummy"
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A girl around the age of 16 grinned misheviously she raised her hand and said "Vinnie is da COOLEST!!!" she put her hand down and looked around innocently no on else seemed to care. Sab looked puzzled for a moment then sat down next her "ISE SAB!!!" she yelled loudly as if she was talking to a deaf person "I HATE PINK CHICKENS. DEY LOOKS LIKE FUZZY BEANS." she said mater-of-factly.
the other girl responded by saying "Im Slayer" and she made a stabbing motion. "I tink Racetrack gambled a bean for a hair toad."
Sab nodded understandingly "Do youse tell stories?"sab asked her. Slayer nodded "Do you'se wan me ta tell youse one?" sab nodded like a little kid going to get candy "YES!"she squealed "Ise wan youse ta tell me a JOOOOCY ONE!!Slayer smirked and started to start her story.
"Well on day ise was at da tracks" she began, but Sparkles cut in "No not dat one" Slayer shrugged "Fine ise'll tell a different one den" she made herself more comfortable in the chair while sab stared at her waiting for her story. "Well dis one rainy day ise was at da tracks..." she looked at Sparkles for approvement, but she shook her head and slayer sighed "fine den how bout dis one. Ise was at da tracks in tha middle of da" Sparkles was annoyed "No tell her about da when where youse yeah and den ya at da yeah." Sab looked back and forth between tha two girls and cocked her head to the side.
Slayer giggled "dat is a great idea"she smirked "Well dis one day ise was at da tracks"she paused and she grinned "and dis guy comes up ta me. Hes like do ya know how ta play da flute? and ise like no i don den he said good youse can play da clarinet den" she inhaled slowly and exhaled slowly. Sab held her breath while slayer was breathing, she was so slow hat sab started to turn blue. Sparkles said "Hurry it up"she said impatiently "dis is me favorite story" as if on cue the rest of the newsies in the room gathered around in a circle with murmerings of "her favorite story dis is mine to, and dis story kicks my mamas shoe, and wow kick of your shoes cuz my foot is loose, among other things... sab started to turn black from holding her breath so long.
Slayer shook her head vigorously and continued "ise den said sir, what are youse implyin?" sab leaned back in her chair and she hit her back against the back of it knocking her held breath out. Slayer raised an eyebrow and continued again "he said dis one time at band camp i ate a bean that was stuck in between my toes" sab gagged "dats jus nasty" slayer shrugged "ise guess so, can ise continue now,or am i gonna have to go all woochi waaaha on youse?" sab looked ofended and shrunk back in her seat. "i was like okay mista buy a pape, i heah dey like ta read dem at dat SPECIAL band camp, and the guy nodded, and then ise said dis one time at band camp i cleaned up blue horse shit, it was a lotta fun "
Sab stuck out her tougne "ise soo jealous" she started to cry and Sparkles stared at Slayer "Youse made 'er cry, now ise gonna give youse a bath!" Slayer quickly stood up and backed into the corner of the room "NOOOOOOOO NOT A BATH IM SCARED OF SOAP!! "she screamed. LC cackled "Dats wut youse git foa makin me roomate cry" Slayer's eyes widened "I f racetrack was 'ere hed he'd well wed"she blushed till she looked like a can of Dr. Pepper "Wed play tag and whoever lost would have to wash their hands" LC glared at her "Dont you threaten me!" she said starting to tremble with anger.
Sab was sitting on the floor bawling her head off "STOP IT!!! ISE CAN'T STAND DIS!! YOUSE SILLY RABBIT DOES DAMN TRICKS ARE FOA FUCKING KIDS!! WHY DON'CHA JUS ALL GO TO DAT HAPPY LITTLE MACDONALDS IN DA SKY, NOW WILL YA STOP FIGHTING!" sab screamed "BATHS DO NOT SOLVE ANYTHING!! THEY MAKE PROBLEMS WOISE!!!!" she now started choking on her sobs.
Sparkles turns away from sab "youse know Slayer, ise sorry, ise know youse don like baths and well ise jus well sorry" Slayer crossed her arms and gave her a cold stare "Ise fergive youse"she "but ise souldnt have made 'er cry" she points to a passed out sab layin on the floor.
"O my gawd"Sparkles says rushing to her side "she passed out" Slayer kneels at her side "My daddy said dat if someone passes out youse sposed ta poke em REAL hard" Sparkles nods and they start poking her in the head "my aunt's cousin's mom's uncle's nephew's great grandma's house's previous owner's coun's dog's boyfriend's owner's Aunt Frank said dat if dey don' wake up youse can eat em" at the word eat sat sprung up "ise hungry, anyone got some liverburgers and some spanish french toads?" slayer and Sparkles looked at each other "I wanted ta eat her" a boy said from the back of the room "she looks yummy"
Look! right down there\/ see that? you click that and then... you know the rest