Hello! and welcome to another crazy chapter of the Newsie Nuthouse. Please, sit down, make yourself comfortable! This chapter is one of my faves.. for i like cannibals. they make nice friends. lol ... anyways if you follow the little lines on the side margerin(sp..) there's a surprise at the end. hehe
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| Chapter 3: The Cannibal.
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| Everyone turned to look at the boy. Sparkles raised an eyebrow. "What?!" she crossed her arms and tapped her foot waiting
| impatiently for an answer.
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| The boy (AN: i like saying the boy... its more... aaah... suspenseful? mysterious?) looked at her dissapointed. He stopped chewing on
| His fingers and sucked away the blood. "You'se said we could eat 'er if she din't wake up, an' well... I wanna eat 'er!" He licked his lips | and stared at Sab hungrily. Sparkles | shrugged. "Well.. you'se CAN'T eat 'er." she said laughing. " Sides, she jus got 'ere!" The boy | (AN: hehe... can you guess who it is? i can...)also shrugged and said
| "So..."He said then proclaimed, "Well den dat way no one'll
| miss 'er!"
| "Oh alright," Sparkles said giving in "She's a ditz anyways" The boy, who still remains a mystery, grinned and got out of his chair and| walked over to Sab and knelt down beside her. He picked up her arm and took a bite. (AN: mmmm needs a little personality and
| maybe some salt) He didn't bite anything off (AN: now dont think dirty..) but instead he sat there sucking the blood out of the woud
| where he had bitten her.
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| Sab opened her eyes and yelled, "MY GAWD SLAYER! NO! YOU CAN NOT HAVE RACE' PANYS!" (AN:
| theres alot of these AN aint there? yes it is panys u read it right)She then glared at the boy who's identity I am hiding and asked
| "What ARE YOU? Some kinda mosquito?!" The boy shook his head. "No. I'se a cannibal. Me name's mush." (AN: yes yet another.
| how else do you think he got that great of a body?!) Sab gasped "A- A- A "she stuttered " C-cannibal? Does Dat mean yer gonna
| put a can ina ball?! How could youse do sucha thing?! WHY?! WHY WHY?!" she screamed Mush rolled his eyes. "No. I'm gonna
| eat YOU'SE! How's you'se tink I'se got sucha great body?" he asked while flexing his muscles. Sab heard someone squeal and
| rolled her eyes then excalimed. "Eat me?! You'se can't do dat! I'se won't letcha!" She began to sit up only to be bitten on the wrist
| by Mush. He Luaghed as her bones crunched in his teeth. "Oh really? And who's gonna stop me? You'se?!" he asked laughing
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| She Tried to say something but Mush had already began dragging her across the room to a corner. Sab screeched "Someone help
| MEEEEEEEEEEeeee!" Everyone else just looked away and pretended they didn't hear. All that is except for one girl...
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| Mush shoved her into the corner and began contemplating how he was going to cook her."I think I'll make her into a nice mince
| meat pie. Mmmm" He licked his lips and he started dragging her out of the corner. "Come on. Get up an' walk. We'se goin to da
| kitchen," he began pulling her out of the corner again. She dragged her feet on the floor as he dragged her along. "But I'se not hungry!"she protested. Mush shrugged and
| grinned eeeevily. "But I am" Everyone in the room sat quietly and nervously because it was the right thing to do. Slayer was sitting in a dark corner way far away babbling
| to herself "What if she gets away? Will he wanna eat me? Will I EVER get Race's Panys?" Mush peered out the window conveniently located next to the door. "Alls
| clear. Les go make some pie!" But just as he went to open the door and in hopped a boy with blond hair. "Neva feah. Spot Conlon is heah." Sab turned to look at the boy
| (AN: I JUST LOOOVE saYING THE BOY! LOL ANd i juST LOoOOooVE THESE ANS DONT YOU?) The room was very silent
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\/ And lookee where the lines have brought you? they brought you to the end of a chappie and to the little button that takes you to the review thingie.. yeah so go on dont \/shy. Now... Is this THE spot conlon? or an imposter? youll just have to find out in the next installment Of Newsie Nuthouse! o yeah.. this stupid typing thing doesnt have
\/ spelcheck... WHY?! i do NOT know... but anyways *points at little review button*
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| Chapter 3: The Cannibal.
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| Everyone turned to look at the boy. Sparkles raised an eyebrow. "What?!" she crossed her arms and tapped her foot waiting
| impatiently for an answer.
|
| The boy (AN: i like saying the boy... its more... aaah... suspenseful? mysterious?) looked at her dissapointed. He stopped chewing on
| His fingers and sucked away the blood. "You'se said we could eat 'er if she din't wake up, an' well... I wanna eat 'er!" He licked his lips | and stared at Sab hungrily. Sparkles | shrugged. "Well.. you'se CAN'T eat 'er." she said laughing. " Sides, she jus got 'ere!" The boy | (AN: hehe... can you guess who it is? i can...)also shrugged and said
| "So..."He said then proclaimed, "Well den dat way no one'll
| miss 'er!"
| "Oh alright," Sparkles said giving in "She's a ditz anyways" The boy, who still remains a mystery, grinned and got out of his chair and| walked over to Sab and knelt down beside her. He picked up her arm and took a bite. (AN: mmmm needs a little personality and
| maybe some salt) He didn't bite anything off (AN: now dont think dirty..) but instead he sat there sucking the blood out of the woud
| where he had bitten her.
|
| Sab opened her eyes and yelled, "MY GAWD SLAYER! NO! YOU CAN NOT HAVE RACE' PANYS!" (AN:
| theres alot of these AN aint there? yes it is panys u read it right)She then glared at the boy who's identity I am hiding and asked
| "What ARE YOU? Some kinda mosquito?!" The boy shook his head. "No. I'se a cannibal. Me name's mush." (AN: yes yet another.
| how else do you think he got that great of a body?!) Sab gasped "A- A- A "she stuttered " C-cannibal? Does Dat mean yer gonna
| put a can ina ball?! How could youse do sucha thing?! WHY?! WHY WHY?!" she screamed Mush rolled his eyes. "No. I'm gonna
| eat YOU'SE! How's you'se tink I'se got sucha great body?" he asked while flexing his muscles. Sab heard someone squeal and
| rolled her eyes then excalimed. "Eat me?! You'se can't do dat! I'se won't letcha!" She began to sit up only to be bitten on the wrist
| by Mush. He Luaghed as her bones crunched in his teeth. "Oh really? And who's gonna stop me? You'se?!" he asked laughing
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| She Tried to say something but Mush had already began dragging her across the room to a corner. Sab screeched "Someone help
| MEEEEEEEEEEeeee!" Everyone else just looked away and pretended they didn't hear. All that is except for one girl...
|
| Mush shoved her into the corner and began contemplating how he was going to cook her."I think I'll make her into a nice mince
| meat pie. Mmmm" He licked his lips and he started dragging her out of the corner. "Come on. Get up an' walk. We'se goin to da
| kitchen," he began pulling her out of the corner again. She dragged her feet on the floor as he dragged her along. "But I'se not hungry!"she protested. Mush shrugged and
| grinned eeeevily. "But I am" Everyone in the room sat quietly and nervously because it was the right thing to do. Slayer was sitting in a dark corner way far away babbling
| to herself "What if she gets away? Will he wanna eat me? Will I EVER get Race's Panys?" Mush peered out the window conveniently located next to the door. "Alls
| clear. Les go make some pie!" But just as he went to open the door and in hopped a boy with blond hair. "Neva feah. Spot Conlon is heah." Sab turned to look at the boy
| (AN: I JUST LOOOVE saYING THE BOY! LOL ANd i juST LOoOOooVE THESE ANS DONT YOU?) The room was very silent
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\/ And lookee where the lines have brought you? they brought you to the end of a chappie and to the little button that takes you to the review thingie.. yeah so go on dont \/shy. Now... Is this THE spot conlon? or an imposter? youll just have to find out in the next installment Of Newsie Nuthouse! o yeah.. this stupid typing thing doesnt have
\/ spelcheck... WHY?! i do NOT know... but anyways *points at little review button*