Back with the Pink-Haired Girl. Please imagine her wearing the complete 01 Outfit... Let's say she's wearing it because it's the first of august, kay? Attention: The song is originally by Right Said Fred, so the singer is a man! But I used it anyways. I love it, it's one of the very few pop-songs I really appreciate. And Of course I don't own the song.

The Pink Poor Pussy Cat

The completely pink dressed girl climbed on stage, trying to be as elegant as she could. „Since when she is re-dying her hair pink, Jyou-kun?" asked Taichi. „Dunno." Came the answer „You know that we don't get to meet each other very often." „Gomen ne, I forgot." Every of the destined expected Mimi to sing a love or at least a mid-tempo number, but instead of it, Mimi had chosen a funny song. She took the mic into her hands and started, at first it was just a lil talking.

"I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me"

Then the music went in and Mimi really started singing. It was lovely.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt.

So sexy it hurts"

And while saying it she rapidly pulled out her jacket- which seemed to be linked to her blouse- and surprisingly she was standing on stage wearing nothing but a short rock and a very small top. It looked incredibly hot.

„Are these clothes made for ~stripping~ or what? Dai-chan, what do you think about this???" Ken asked his boyfriend. But Daisukes mind seemed to be off to nowhere as he answered „What I think? I- I think I could fall for her! --- Ouch!" he coughed as Ken slapped him in the face. While Daiken were setting their trouble, Mimi was singing along.

"And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan

New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

No way I'm disco dancing"

And so she didn't dance, but she swaggered all over the stage as if she was..

"I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I do my little turn on the catwalk"

„Oh boy, Jyou-kun, you should be so lucky having a girl as pretty as her..." Koushirou said but was interrupted by Miyako who sobbed „Baka yorou! And what about me?" „Uhm... well, Miya-chan... you are... very nice, but.. you are... so... young! Yeah, young, that's what I mean! D-do you understand, love?"

„Look at them, Taichi. Miyako, Daisuke, Ken. All of the new Destined are having problems, just because Mimi is singing. They are SO childish." Yamato rolled his eyes. „Yeah. And I don't see the point in doing so. Only because she is ripping off her clothes. But I have to admit she's a good singer." „And what about -?" „Let me continue... of course you are better, Yama!" And Tai leant over to kiss his blonde-haired angel.

"I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that?"

She had thrown her hat away while singing, and an old man hit hard the floor trying to catch it. Now he was sitting at his table, stroking the hat gently. His wife seemed not to be too happy about him.

"I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk"

And she acted like a model. She did her turns, made her hip shakes and looked very smart.

"I'm too sexy for my - too sexy for my - too sexy for my –"

Her lips kept well the secret for what she was too sexy... while singing the next chorus she tip-toed over the stage, always looking magnificent.

"Cos I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I do my little turns on the catwalk"

Now she gave everything for the finishing move (sorry, I watched too much WWF this week-end). She scanned:

"I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat

Poor pussy poor pussy cat!

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me"

„She, she's not going to leave me, is she?" Jyous voice was shaking. „Of course not!" Sora soothed him. „It's just a song, even if it is very much her. Don't be scared."

"And I'm too sexy for this song"

Mimi was done and wanted to climb off stage, she kneeled down to collect her clothes, and so the crowd could see her thong. As the Hat-catcher whistled a loud, his wife almost knocked him out and Mimi realized her delicate pose. She headed over to her friends as soon as she could.

„Poor Pink Pussy Cat!" Jun greeted her. „Nani?" „Didn't you realized what you were doing to the couples here?" Yamato asked. Than he pointed first to Daisuke and Ken, to Miyako and Koushirou, to the Hat-catcher family and to others in the bar. They were all arguing. Mimi shrieked. „Oh no! To be too sexy is such a high-prize!" Jyou looked at her. „But not too sexy for me?" „No, darling... You're my medicine man, I need you!"

After a woman had performed the Weiß Kreuz TV-series opening, the DD couples had cleared all their arguments, and the Hat-catcher pair had left the bar separately. And then, Iori was called to the stage.

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Done again! That is the first chapter I like! The next one is, as I said, Iori and he's going to sing a Beatles song. If you ask why, just look at his hairdo! The title of Mimis song is easily to guess, it's called „Too sexy"