Hello Koji Imate! I'm using your idea for Izzy! But as it must be a duet, I
used Jyou as well. This part is quiet long, because the song is. And read
the song lines, too, please.
I don't own „It wasn't me"
*...* Koushiro "..." Jyou /..../ Jyou's thoughts
What a "Hotshot"
Jyou and Koushiro went on stage and before the song started Jyou whispered to the red-head: „Do you really want to perform the song?" *Yeah, why not?* „But it is obscene! And I can't rap!" *Well, now it is too late!* That was true as the music started.
*Yo man*
"Yo."
*Open up man*
"What do you want man?"
*My girl just caught me*
"You let her catch you?"
*I don't know how I let this happen*
"With who?"
*The girl next door, you know?*
"Man..."
*I don't know what to do*
Say it wasn't you!"
*Alright*
„Coooool! Shaggy!" Miyako seemed very happy. „Did my P-chan (P-chan is from Ranma ½, and I took it here from the abbreviation for P-ersonal computer, I love pet-names!) know I love this singer? He is so cute!" „But she does know about the content, doesn't she?" Hikari whispered towards her brother who just shrugged.
*Honey came in and she caught me red handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Bangin on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me*
„I didn't know that such a PC-freak would be such a good singer! I'm really astonished." Sora declared. „What? You expected my P-chan to be bad?" „Hai. And all what I think of a rapping Jyou is – Mimi! Don't look at me like that, you're frightening me!"
"How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say you're not, convince her say you're gay
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
And you tell her baby no way"
Unbelievable but true, Jyou did his job well, even if he really was against the text. /I would have never been singing such a song, if I hadn't loose this damn bet that I would able to drink more glasses than Koushiro!/ was his only thought (and it is your imagination what drinks I mean).
*But she caught me on the counter*
"It wasn't me"
*Saw me bangin on the sofa*
"It wasn't me"
I even had her in the shower
"It wasn't me"
*She even caught me on camera*
"It wasn't me"
*She saw the marks on my shoulder*
"It wasn't me"
*Heard the words that I told her*
"It wasn't me"
*Heard the screams getting louder*
"It wasn't me"
*She stayed until it was over*
„Sorry Mimi, Jyou is very good! It's surprising, though." „Sora-darling, don't make her upset any more! If views could kill, you were already dead!" (and I would not care about it) Jun stopped her from nerving Mimi.
*Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Bangin on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her from what
She was about to see
Why should she believe me when I
Told her it wasn't me*
/Oh, it's my turn again/ Jyou thought, /I should better pay attention/
"Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix
Whenever you should see her make da gigolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seein is believin so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast"
Yamato listened carefully „How did he get the slang that well? It sounds as if it is his normal way of speaking." Miyako answered „By ‚Internet-Quick- Speak- the fast way to learn a foreign language', did you reward anything other by my P-chan?" Yamato shook his head.
*But she caught me on the counter*
"It wasn't me"
*Saw me bangin on the sofa*
"It wasn't me"
I even had her in the shower
"It wasn't me"
*She even caught me on camera*
"It wasn't me"
*She saw the marks on my shoulder*
"It wasn't me"
*Heard the words that I told her*
"It wasn't me"
*Heard the screams getting louder*
"It wasn't me"
*She stayed until it was over*
/Hey, I start to like the song. It's a catchy little tune./
*Honey came in and she caught me red handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me*
Miyako said: „And now, the best part: He apologizes! I feel somewhat mighty when I hear P-chan apologizing, heheheheeeee!" „Ehm, she has not gone insane, hasn't she?" Hikari cared a bunch about her best friend. Miyako suddenly took of her glasses and started cleaning them.
*Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin to your reasonin
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
That's why I sing*
Miyako's glasses were now as clear as crystal. So she could watch Koushiro (and Jyou) singing the end more closely.
*Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me*
/Oh, the last three lines. How sad/
„It wasn't me, it wasn't me, it wasn't me!"
Both bowed and went off stage and sat down at their friend's table. They talked a bit while Yamaki was on stage singing the „Cruel Angel Theme" (The Neon Genesis Evangelion Opening). Some *Tap-tap*-sounds could be heard at their table. „It wasn't me... It wasn't me..." Jyou murmured. He was so into the song he didn't realize at first sight the other watching him. But then Mimi tipped him on the shoulder and he suddenly came back to the real world. /Oh fuck! I was wrong, it's not only a catchy little tune, it's a haunting one! I can't get it out of my head! That's crazy!/ While Jyou was trying to get other things into his mind, Miyako was called to the stage.
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Okay, if you didn't like it, it wasn't me :D *laughs hysterical* And in case you don't know, Hotshot is the name of the record on which the song was published.
I don't own „It wasn't me"
*...* Koushiro "..." Jyou /..../ Jyou's thoughts
What a "Hotshot"
Jyou and Koushiro went on stage and before the song started Jyou whispered to the red-head: „Do you really want to perform the song?" *Yeah, why not?* „But it is obscene! And I can't rap!" *Well, now it is too late!* That was true as the music started.
*Yo man*
"Yo."
*Open up man*
"What do you want man?"
*My girl just caught me*
"You let her catch you?"
*I don't know how I let this happen*
"With who?"
*The girl next door, you know?*
"Man..."
*I don't know what to do*
Say it wasn't you!"
*Alright*
„Coooool! Shaggy!" Miyako seemed very happy. „Did my P-chan (P-chan is from Ranma ½, and I took it here from the abbreviation for P-ersonal computer, I love pet-names!) know I love this singer? He is so cute!" „But she does know about the content, doesn't she?" Hikari whispered towards her brother who just shrugged.
*Honey came in and she caught me red handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Bangin on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me*
„I didn't know that such a PC-freak would be such a good singer! I'm really astonished." Sora declared. „What? You expected my P-chan to be bad?" „Hai. And all what I think of a rapping Jyou is – Mimi! Don't look at me like that, you're frightening me!"
"How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say you're not, convince her say you're gay
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
And you tell her baby no way"
Unbelievable but true, Jyou did his job well, even if he really was against the text. /I would have never been singing such a song, if I hadn't loose this damn bet that I would able to drink more glasses than Koushiro!/ was his only thought (and it is your imagination what drinks I mean).
*But she caught me on the counter*
"It wasn't me"
*Saw me bangin on the sofa*
"It wasn't me"
I even had her in the shower
"It wasn't me"
*She even caught me on camera*
"It wasn't me"
*She saw the marks on my shoulder*
"It wasn't me"
*Heard the words that I told her*
"It wasn't me"
*Heard the screams getting louder*
"It wasn't me"
*She stayed until it was over*
„Sorry Mimi, Jyou is very good! It's surprising, though." „Sora-darling, don't make her upset any more! If views could kill, you were already dead!" (and I would not care about it) Jun stopped her from nerving Mimi.
*Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Bangin on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her from what
She was about to see
Why should she believe me when I
Told her it wasn't me*
/Oh, it's my turn again/ Jyou thought, /I should better pay attention/
"Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix
Whenever you should see her make da gigolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seein is believin so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast"
Yamato listened carefully „How did he get the slang that well? It sounds as if it is his normal way of speaking." Miyako answered „By ‚Internet-Quick- Speak- the fast way to learn a foreign language', did you reward anything other by my P-chan?" Yamato shook his head.
*But she caught me on the counter*
"It wasn't me"
*Saw me bangin on the sofa*
"It wasn't me"
I even had her in the shower
"It wasn't me"
*She even caught me on camera*
"It wasn't me"
*She saw the marks on my shoulder*
"It wasn't me"
*Heard the words that I told her*
"It wasn't me"
*Heard the screams getting louder*
"It wasn't me"
*She stayed until it was over*
/Hey, I start to like the song. It's a catchy little tune./
*Honey came in and she caught me red handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me*
Miyako said: „And now, the best part: He apologizes! I feel somewhat mighty when I hear P-chan apologizing, heheheheeeee!" „Ehm, she has not gone insane, hasn't she?" Hikari cared a bunch about her best friend. Miyako suddenly took of her glasses and started cleaning them.
*Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin to your reasonin
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
That's why I sing*
Miyako's glasses were now as clear as crystal. So she could watch Koushiro (and Jyou) singing the end more closely.
*Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me*
/Oh, the last three lines. How sad/
„It wasn't me, it wasn't me, it wasn't me!"
Both bowed and went off stage and sat down at their friend's table. They talked a bit while Yamaki was on stage singing the „Cruel Angel Theme" (The Neon Genesis Evangelion Opening). Some *Tap-tap*-sounds could be heard at their table. „It wasn't me... It wasn't me..." Jyou murmured. He was so into the song he didn't realize at first sight the other watching him. But then Mimi tipped him on the shoulder and he suddenly came back to the real world. /Oh fuck! I was wrong, it's not only a catchy little tune, it's a haunting one! I can't get it out of my head! That's crazy!/ While Jyou was trying to get other things into his mind, Miyako was called to the stage.
**************************************************************************** *************************************
Okay, if you didn't like it, it wasn't me :D *laughs hysterical* And in case you don't know, Hotshot is the name of the record on which the song was published.