This chapter contains: Lots of Star Wars characters, a Darth-Maul/young Obi-
Wan Kenobi duet (in a song that isn't a real duet), Chewbacca, Anakin AND
Darth Vader (I know it's impossible, but already a Digimon/SW X-over is
scary, isn't it. And don't forget, in Episode II, you'll discover Vader's
shadow instead of Annie's at some point – in front of Lars' hut), and:
Warning: Jar Jar Binks dying a bloody death (but not too cruel) already in
the first few lines. Almost no Digidestined inside. Just at the beginning
and in the end, but lotsa Star Wars.
Disclaimer: See end.
May the Force be with us, she writes a X-over!
The announcer called: „Jar Jar Binks!" and the Gungan stood up from its table. Now Ken looked really surprised. „His name was already strange, but – what's he? An animal? A Digimon? An Alien? Johnny Knoxville?"
While he went to the stage, Jar Jar started:
"Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like---"
---A lightsaber! Out of nowhere it flashed through the Bar, and suddenly Jar Jar had no head anymore. (YEAH! I did it! *celebration time*)
The people went „OH!" as a furry, very big guy carried the Gungan away and a voice shouted from the door: „Come over, Chewie, take him away." And they all vanished. But who had killed JJ Binks? This question will be answered now. An angry voice shouted at the murderer (or shall I say savior?).
„Anakin! How could you, if Yoda gets to know this, he's going to exclude you from the order, darling!" „Uhm... Padmé..." „Padawan! How dare you kill this senator? Even if he's ugly and stupid, he's a politician! Thank Han for carrying him away... I told you we would stop him, but now everybody knows about it!" „Master Obi-Wan, I'm sorry, I- I could stand it anymore! I could stand HIM anymore! I apologize!" From a dark corner a muffled voice said (and it sounded like the person was speaking with an Iron-lung) „Very Well, Annie, you're on the right way!"
Anakin Skywalker said „Alright then. I'm singing instead of Binks." And he went to the stage, close fully watched by the crowd, his love and his teacher.
He started singing.
"Extreme ways are back again
Extreme places I didn't know
I broke everything new again
Everything let at own
A through out of the windows came along
Extreme ways are now a part of colors of my see
Perfect color me
Extreme ways are help me
But help me all late at night
Extreme places I had gone
But never see any light
Dirty basement, dirty noise
Dirty places coming through
Extreme worlds alone
Did you ever like a pan?"
And he was singing with all his emotions, his heart and soul.
"I would stand in line for this
There's always room in life for this
Oh babe, oh babe
Then it fell apart, it fell apart
Oh babe, babe
Like it always does, always does"
He really seemed concerned about what he was singing.
"Extreme sounds are told me
But help me down every night
I didn't have much to say
I didn't give up the light
I close my eyes and close myself and close my world
And never open up to anything
It could get me at all"
The young man stood there. He had his eyes shut and his arms wrapped around his body. He continued.
"I had to close down everything
I had to close down my mind
Too many things caught me
Too much could make me blind
I'd seen so much in so many places
So many heart aches so many faces
So many dirty things
You couldn't even believe"
Now he reopened his eyes and looked at Obi-Wan.
"I would stand in line for this
It's always good in life for this
Oh Babe, oh babe
Then it fell apart, it fell apart
Oh babe, oh babe
Like it always does, always does"
He was done and went back to Padmé who kissed him. „You're a good singer!" „Yes, I'm the best!" „Well, we'll see..." Obi-Wan announced before he climbed on stage. The music started and the very good and hot looking Jedi (no, I don't like him, no, I love him) would start singing. He yelled:
"You can do it!"
But before he could continue, the man with the black-red tattoo on his face jumped towards him.
(*....* Darth Maul, "..." Obi-Wan)
"Until the break of dawn" Obi-Wan managed to say before Maul started
*Life life*
Obi-Wan interrupted.
"Cannot go by the letter"
*Time time*
"Prozac can make it better"
*Noise noise*
"Any kind will do"
*Can you feel it slip away*
"When it's all on you"
So they had soon found out that no matter how gigantic enemies they were, together their performance was great.
*Crime crime*
"Rockin' like Janet Reno"
*Time time*
"Eighteen and life in Chino"
*Freud Freud*
"All along it's true"
*Well you'll see there comes a day
Catches up to you*
And at that point, the Sith illuminated his double-lightsaber.
"Knock down the walls"
And so did Obi-Wan.
*It's alive in you*
"Knock down the place"
*You're alone it's true*
"Knock down the world"
*It's alive in you*
"You gotta keep your head up through it all
You're gonna"
*Bust out on it – *
"Original prankster"
*Break out yeah – *
"Original yeah"
*Bust out on it – *
"Original prankster"
*You never stop now, stop now
That's what the main man say*
"*You can do it!*"
With that yell, they both jumped towards each other and their sabers crossed and they started fighting.
"You know it smells like shit"
*Goddamn*
"Tag team the double header"
*Son of Sam*
"Fire always makes it better"
*Navigate*
"With style and aplomb
Cause wherever you're at
That¹s the tip you's on"
Their fight didn't stop them from singing.
*Lies, lies*
"Says he's down in the Bahamas"
*Tries tries*
"Bangin' little hoochie mamas"
*No way*
"None of this is true
Well he'll see there comes a day
When the joke's on you yeah"
They jumped from one end of the stage to the other, let tables flew from the ground towards their opponent and their lightsabers cut through the air – and through the carpet which fell down divided into three parts.
"Knock down the walls"
*It's alive in you*
"Knock down the place"
*You're alone it's true*
"Knock down the world"
*It's alive in you*
"You gotta keep your head up through it all
You're gonna"
*Bust out on it – *
"Original prankster"
*Break out yeah – *
"Original yeah „
*Bust out on it – *
"Original prankster"
*You never stop now, stop now
That's what the main man say*
"*YOU CAN DO IT!*" It seemed that they encouraged each other – or themselves?
*Dime dime*
"So good to see ya"
*Nine nine*
"Don't want to be ya"
*Dime dime*
"So good to see ya"
*Nine nine*
"Don't want to be ya"
Now they stood finally back on the floor, doing both singing and fighting. They looked so cool you would freeze if you would stand beside them.
*Crime crime*
"Fine sensimilla
*Crime crime*
"Fine sensimilla"
*Crime crime*
"Fine sensimilla"
Obi-Wan made a somersault towards Darth Maul who jumped aside. The Jedi turned round and blocked an attack of the Sith. Then he hit Darth's sword and one side of it went down. Darth cursed.
"Knock down the walls"
*It's alive in you*
"Knock down the place"
*You're alone it's true*
"Knock down the world"
*It's alive in you*
„Yeah, it's alive in me!" Obi-Wan lifted his lightsaber and hit Darth Mauls red sword away. Darth fell down to the floor. Now the Jedi stood over him, the lightsaber pointing at the Sith's head. But instead of killing him, Obi- Wan kneeled down on him and whispered in his face „Gotcha!" and let disappear his saber. He jumped back to the other end of the stage.
"You gotta keep your head up through it all
You're gonna"
*Bust out on it – *
"Original prankster"
*Break out yeah – *
"Original yeah"
The Sith and the Jedi watched each other from both stage ends. While finishing the song they walked towards each other.
*Bust out on it – *
"Original prankster"
*You never stop now, stop now*
They now had reached the other and shouted at the opposite face:
"*That's what the main man say!*"
The song was finished and the Force-users were out of breath as they walked away.
Anakin looked at his master, fascinated „That was cool! So damn hot and cool! You were great!" Padmé agreed but asked „But isn't Maul supposed to be death?" „Killed by you?" Anakin added. Obi-Wan answered „Yeah, but, hey, Padawan, you're not supposed to see your future-self, and you did. So don't tell me about fucking up time-lines." Now the others were speechless. A Jedi who said „Fuck". Damn hot! (Yeah, I ADORE and LOVE Obi-Wan)
The Star Wars Community (including Darth Maul and Vader and a certain peeping R2-Unit) then left the bar. Everybody there looked open-mouthed at them.
„Ehm..." Obi-Wan started. „Perhaps we should all together use our forces to make them forget what happened?" All nodded, and all Jedi and Sith lifted one hand over the crowd to use the Force. Out of nowhere Will Smith aka Jay appeared and a white light flashed through the hall.
* * * * * * * *
Now a new name was called to the stage. „What's that for a strange name?" Ken asked but didn't get any answer … till Takeru went to the stage.
„Why the heck is he called Mad Hatter?" (MH is from Angel Sanctuary) „Cause of his hat." Yamato explained.
**************************************************************************** ***********************
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!
...If It would be with me, I wouldn't have to write the Disclaimer:
I neither own Star Wars or any of the Star Wars characters, lightsabers, droids. They all belong to George Lukas and other rich people.
I don't own „Extreme Ways" by Moby (from the new record 18), sorry if the lyrics are wrong, my stupid self wrote them down.
I don't own „Original Prankster" which belongs to The Offspring.
And: Of course I don't own Will Smith or Ewan Mc Gregor (but I would take them!)
...as usual I don't own Digimon (but I would take Tai, Yama and Chibimon)
Next time, Takeru as I said. The bad hat boy.
PLEASE REVIEW! I need them…
Disclaimer: See end.
May the Force be with us, she writes a X-over!
The announcer called: „Jar Jar Binks!" and the Gungan stood up from its table. Now Ken looked really surprised. „His name was already strange, but – what's he? An animal? A Digimon? An Alien? Johnny Knoxville?"
While he went to the stage, Jar Jar started:
"Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like---"
---A lightsaber! Out of nowhere it flashed through the Bar, and suddenly Jar Jar had no head anymore. (YEAH! I did it! *celebration time*)
The people went „OH!" as a furry, very big guy carried the Gungan away and a voice shouted from the door: „Come over, Chewie, take him away." And they all vanished. But who had killed JJ Binks? This question will be answered now. An angry voice shouted at the murderer (or shall I say savior?).
„Anakin! How could you, if Yoda gets to know this, he's going to exclude you from the order, darling!" „Uhm... Padmé..." „Padawan! How dare you kill this senator? Even if he's ugly and stupid, he's a politician! Thank Han for carrying him away... I told you we would stop him, but now everybody knows about it!" „Master Obi-Wan, I'm sorry, I- I could stand it anymore! I could stand HIM anymore! I apologize!" From a dark corner a muffled voice said (and it sounded like the person was speaking with an Iron-lung) „Very Well, Annie, you're on the right way!"
Anakin Skywalker said „Alright then. I'm singing instead of Binks." And he went to the stage, close fully watched by the crowd, his love and his teacher.
He started singing.
"Extreme ways are back again
Extreme places I didn't know
I broke everything new again
Everything let at own
A through out of the windows came along
Extreme ways are now a part of colors of my see
Perfect color me
Extreme ways are help me
But help me all late at night
Extreme places I had gone
But never see any light
Dirty basement, dirty noise
Dirty places coming through
Extreme worlds alone
Did you ever like a pan?"
And he was singing with all his emotions, his heart and soul.
"I would stand in line for this
There's always room in life for this
Oh babe, oh babe
Then it fell apart, it fell apart
Oh babe, babe
Like it always does, always does"
He really seemed concerned about what he was singing.
"Extreme sounds are told me
But help me down every night
I didn't have much to say
I didn't give up the light
I close my eyes and close myself and close my world
And never open up to anything
It could get me at all"
The young man stood there. He had his eyes shut and his arms wrapped around his body. He continued.
"I had to close down everything
I had to close down my mind
Too many things caught me
Too much could make me blind
I'd seen so much in so many places
So many heart aches so many faces
So many dirty things
You couldn't even believe"
Now he reopened his eyes and looked at Obi-Wan.
"I would stand in line for this
It's always good in life for this
Oh Babe, oh babe
Then it fell apart, it fell apart
Oh babe, oh babe
Like it always does, always does"
He was done and went back to Padmé who kissed him. „You're a good singer!" „Yes, I'm the best!" „Well, we'll see..." Obi-Wan announced before he climbed on stage. The music started and the very good and hot looking Jedi (no, I don't like him, no, I love him) would start singing. He yelled:
"You can do it!"
But before he could continue, the man with the black-red tattoo on his face jumped towards him.
(*....* Darth Maul, "..." Obi-Wan)
"Until the break of dawn" Obi-Wan managed to say before Maul started
*Life life*
Obi-Wan interrupted.
"Cannot go by the letter"
*Time time*
"Prozac can make it better"
*Noise noise*
"Any kind will do"
*Can you feel it slip away*
"When it's all on you"
So they had soon found out that no matter how gigantic enemies they were, together their performance was great.
*Crime crime*
"Rockin' like Janet Reno"
*Time time*
"Eighteen and life in Chino"
*Freud Freud*
"All along it's true"
*Well you'll see there comes a day
Catches up to you*
And at that point, the Sith illuminated his double-lightsaber.
"Knock down the walls"
And so did Obi-Wan.
*It's alive in you*
"Knock down the place"
*You're alone it's true*
"Knock down the world"
*It's alive in you*
"You gotta keep your head up through it all
You're gonna"
*Bust out on it – *
"Original prankster"
*Break out yeah – *
"Original yeah"
*Bust out on it – *
"Original prankster"
*You never stop now, stop now
That's what the main man say*
"*You can do it!*"
With that yell, they both jumped towards each other and their sabers crossed and they started fighting.
"You know it smells like shit"
*Goddamn*
"Tag team the double header"
*Son of Sam*
"Fire always makes it better"
*Navigate*
"With style and aplomb
Cause wherever you're at
That¹s the tip you's on"
Their fight didn't stop them from singing.
*Lies, lies*
"Says he's down in the Bahamas"
*Tries tries*
"Bangin' little hoochie mamas"
*No way*
"None of this is true
Well he'll see there comes a day
When the joke's on you yeah"
They jumped from one end of the stage to the other, let tables flew from the ground towards their opponent and their lightsabers cut through the air – and through the carpet which fell down divided into three parts.
"Knock down the walls"
*It's alive in you*
"Knock down the place"
*You're alone it's true*
"Knock down the world"
*It's alive in you*
"You gotta keep your head up through it all
You're gonna"
*Bust out on it – *
"Original prankster"
*Break out yeah – *
"Original yeah „
*Bust out on it – *
"Original prankster"
*You never stop now, stop now
That's what the main man say*
"*YOU CAN DO IT!*" It seemed that they encouraged each other – or themselves?
*Dime dime*
"So good to see ya"
*Nine nine*
"Don't want to be ya"
*Dime dime*
"So good to see ya"
*Nine nine*
"Don't want to be ya"
Now they stood finally back on the floor, doing both singing and fighting. They looked so cool you would freeze if you would stand beside them.
*Crime crime*
"Fine sensimilla
*Crime crime*
"Fine sensimilla"
*Crime crime*
"Fine sensimilla"
Obi-Wan made a somersault towards Darth Maul who jumped aside. The Jedi turned round and blocked an attack of the Sith. Then he hit Darth's sword and one side of it went down. Darth cursed.
"Knock down the walls"
*It's alive in you*
"Knock down the place"
*You're alone it's true*
"Knock down the world"
*It's alive in you*
„Yeah, it's alive in me!" Obi-Wan lifted his lightsaber and hit Darth Mauls red sword away. Darth fell down to the floor. Now the Jedi stood over him, the lightsaber pointing at the Sith's head. But instead of killing him, Obi- Wan kneeled down on him and whispered in his face „Gotcha!" and let disappear his saber. He jumped back to the other end of the stage.
"You gotta keep your head up through it all
You're gonna"
*Bust out on it – *
"Original prankster"
*Break out yeah – *
"Original yeah"
The Sith and the Jedi watched each other from both stage ends. While finishing the song they walked towards each other.
*Bust out on it – *
"Original prankster"
*You never stop now, stop now*
They now had reached the other and shouted at the opposite face:
"*That's what the main man say!*"
The song was finished and the Force-users were out of breath as they walked away.
Anakin looked at his master, fascinated „That was cool! So damn hot and cool! You were great!" Padmé agreed but asked „But isn't Maul supposed to be death?" „Killed by you?" Anakin added. Obi-Wan answered „Yeah, but, hey, Padawan, you're not supposed to see your future-self, and you did. So don't tell me about fucking up time-lines." Now the others were speechless. A Jedi who said „Fuck". Damn hot! (Yeah, I ADORE and LOVE Obi-Wan)
The Star Wars Community (including Darth Maul and Vader and a certain peeping R2-Unit) then left the bar. Everybody there looked open-mouthed at them.
„Ehm..." Obi-Wan started. „Perhaps we should all together use our forces to make them forget what happened?" All nodded, and all Jedi and Sith lifted one hand over the crowd to use the Force. Out of nowhere Will Smith aka Jay appeared and a white light flashed through the hall.
* * * * * * * *
Now a new name was called to the stage. „What's that for a strange name?" Ken asked but didn't get any answer … till Takeru went to the stage.
„Why the heck is he called Mad Hatter?" (MH is from Angel Sanctuary) „Cause of his hat." Yamato explained.
**************************************************************************** ***********************
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!
...If It would be with me, I wouldn't have to write the Disclaimer:
I neither own Star Wars or any of the Star Wars characters, lightsabers, droids. They all belong to George Lukas and other rich people.
I don't own „Extreme Ways" by Moby (from the new record 18), sorry if the lyrics are wrong, my stupid self wrote them down.
I don't own „Original Prankster" which belongs to The Offspring.
And: Of course I don't own Will Smith or Ewan Mc Gregor (but I would take them!)
...as usual I don't own Digimon (but I would take Tai, Yama and Chibimon)
Next time, Takeru as I said. The bad hat boy.
PLEASE REVIEW! I need them…