Between Squirrels, Bunnies and Angel-wannabes
by: yumeneko
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Disclaimer: Nutin' belongs 'ta me! Me es a squirrel-onna! Risuko's a figment of my imagination.
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Once again, the troublesome twosome were floating in their Pip-shaped hot air balloon with Pip. "So, where to now, Janny?" Risuko asked her friend. Janice thought and said, "Hmm... How's 'bout Guldove?" "Goodie!" Pip piped up.
"It seems the patient has been poisoned with Hydra Venom. I would say the most she has to live is about two days... If we had some Hydra Humour we would be able to neutralize the poison..." Doc said to Korcha. Then Korcha replied, "Doc, if we find this Hydra Humour, we can save this girl?" "Yes, but that's impossible now. Hydras are extinct on El Nido..." The nurse replied. Korcha turned to her and asked, "What do you mean, "extinct?" What's goin' on!?" Doc lowered his head and said, "Hydras are ver rare and valuable creatures. The blood, bones, meat... Every part is valuable. It's considered to be a panacea for various illnesses. That is the reason Hydras were hunted to extinction in El Nido." Then the nurse continued, "As a result a whole species has been made extinct. Just to make a quick fortune." "Is there no way to find this humour? If we could cross the sea to the mainland, there might be a chance, right...?" Pierre asked. But Doc sulked and continued, "...That is not possible. The currents of El Nido are extremely dangerous, this time of year. It is highly improbable to cross the sea unless you are on a large vessel... Even if you manage to get there, your chances of finding Hydra Humour are bleak... We do not have much time." Then Doc stood up and walked out. The nurse then said, "...Doctor?" Korcha stopped him and asked, "H-Hey, doc! Where are you going!? Nothing's been resolved yet!" But Doc just pushed him away and said, "...Excuse me. I need to be alone for a while."
While Doc was away, the other three talked, "Serge, what are we going to do? Kid is going to die if we leave her like this." Pierre asked Serge. Serge held his head and thought. Korcha then went to get the doctor, "I-Is this some kinda joke? Wait right here. I'll go get the doctor back!" But then he stops and Janice comes in and says, "Ha ha! We're back!" "Monsieur Serge! Moi will handle this! Moi shall defeat them with mon high stats!"
So Pierre and Janice engaged in battle. But it was useless because Pierre was a wimp. So Pierre had his ass kicked.
"Now, wet's do ouw biggest scwew-up in de whowe stowy!" Pip jumped. Risuko and Janice cast a new sort of trap element called, "Character Trap" and they stole Serge. So this is the new beggining of the story. Now, everything is gonna start to not be the same old Chrono Cross...
"Aye! Serge's been captured!" Kid jumped out of bed. "I thought you were poisoned!" Korcha said. Kid tapped her foot and said, "I was just actin'! Now let's go get Serge!" "But wait a minute!" Doc hopped out of the room all tied up, "Who'll play Serge?" "Moi shall!" Pierre jumped to his feet. "Pierre?!?" Everyone looked at him in disbelief. "This is gonna be a loooong adventure..." Kid plopped back on the bed.
by: yumeneko
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Disclaimer: Nutin' belongs 'ta me! Me es a squirrel-onna! Risuko's a figment of my imagination.
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Once again, the troublesome twosome were floating in their Pip-shaped hot air balloon with Pip. "So, where to now, Janny?" Risuko asked her friend. Janice thought and said, "Hmm... How's 'bout Guldove?" "Goodie!" Pip piped up.
"It seems the patient has been poisoned with Hydra Venom. I would say the most she has to live is about two days... If we had some Hydra Humour we would be able to neutralize the poison..." Doc said to Korcha. Then Korcha replied, "Doc, if we find this Hydra Humour, we can save this girl?" "Yes, but that's impossible now. Hydras are extinct on El Nido..." The nurse replied. Korcha turned to her and asked, "What do you mean, "extinct?" What's goin' on!?" Doc lowered his head and said, "Hydras are ver rare and valuable creatures. The blood, bones, meat... Every part is valuable. It's considered to be a panacea for various illnesses. That is the reason Hydras were hunted to extinction in El Nido." Then the nurse continued, "As a result a whole species has been made extinct. Just to make a quick fortune." "Is there no way to find this humour? If we could cross the sea to the mainland, there might be a chance, right...?" Pierre asked. But Doc sulked and continued, "...That is not possible. The currents of El Nido are extremely dangerous, this time of year. It is highly improbable to cross the sea unless you are on a large vessel... Even if you manage to get there, your chances of finding Hydra Humour are bleak... We do not have much time." Then Doc stood up and walked out. The nurse then said, "...Doctor?" Korcha stopped him and asked, "H-Hey, doc! Where are you going!? Nothing's been resolved yet!" But Doc just pushed him away and said, "...Excuse me. I need to be alone for a while."
While Doc was away, the other three talked, "Serge, what are we going to do? Kid is going to die if we leave her like this." Pierre asked Serge. Serge held his head and thought. Korcha then went to get the doctor, "I-Is this some kinda joke? Wait right here. I'll go get the doctor back!" But then he stops and Janice comes in and says, "Ha ha! We're back!" "Monsieur Serge! Moi will handle this! Moi shall defeat them with mon high stats!"
So Pierre and Janice engaged in battle. But it was useless because Pierre was a wimp. So Pierre had his ass kicked.
"Now, wet's do ouw biggest scwew-up in de whowe stowy!" Pip jumped. Risuko and Janice cast a new sort of trap element called, "Character Trap" and they stole Serge. So this is the new beggining of the story. Now, everything is gonna start to not be the same old Chrono Cross...
"Aye! Serge's been captured!" Kid jumped out of bed. "I thought you were poisoned!" Korcha said. Kid tapped her foot and said, "I was just actin'! Now let's go get Serge!" "But wait a minute!" Doc hopped out of the room all tied up, "Who'll play Serge?" "Moi shall!" Pierre jumped to his feet. "Pierre?!?" Everyone looked at him in disbelief. "This is gonna be a loooong adventure..." Kid plopped back on the bed.