Genre: Anime/Saber Marionette J
Rating: PG
Type: Humor?
Spoilers: unh-uh I don't think so
Title: Lime Meets the Nintendo Chapter number 8
Disclaimer: Oh no no no no no no no! I do not Owe nothing! I swear, you can check my room and screw it… although it already IS screwed but truly… none of Nintendo or SMJ rights are part of my property… I don't want to make money out of this, just entertainment purposes. Get that?
okay i already told you i'm not making money out of this and do not owe any right, but i do owe this story so don't steal it
Author's Notes: Whew... back to the route of the fanfic... i've really been off... but please don't kill me...I'm planning to update all the thing i have... and this one most of all since it's on it's final episodes and some people wanna be scared... so... sit back enjoy the show... and... and... oh... just see...
Chapter's Summary: Lot's O Good Things... No more Comments! Spoilers!
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Blue: Okay... Yumeji is out in Wordless Silent Mess... i'll continue this story...
*Dark place... some sound of "prak prak" and "trak trak" and "wuzzy wuzzy poof poof" is heard*
Cherry: Agh! What is this!?!?
Hanagata: I know it's hard... but it's part of the training... behold the fear!
*Dark, deep painful scream from Cherry is heard*
Hanagata: Bwa ha ha ha...
Cherry: Make it Stop... Make it stop!
Hanagata: C'mon! Behold it!
Cherry: NOOOO! I Can't! I Can't! It's Horrible! Horrible!
*Darkside of Downtown Japoness, The Happy Ponta-Kun Bar*
Narrator: Give me other... and save your saliva... i won't take any other advice... Got that clear?
Blue: The bartender said nothing and served as commanded... The crowd happily shouted...
Crowd: FORTY-SIX! YEAH!
Blue: Then lots of clapping and whistleling and cheering shouts started to come out as the Narrator Chugged to the last drop... and slammed the glass to the wooden bar... then another slam.... then another... everyone turned confused back to see the champion coming out from the middle of the crowd... some people panicked.
Person 1: AHHH It's the Champion of the Ponta-Kun Bar Record! Help me!!
*Person 1 runs away scared followed by other 5 persons*
Blue: Then The Narrator turned back to see what was going on... His eyes were a combination of black and red by the drinks... however... his eyes grew in astonishment to see her...
Narrator: You....
Bloodberry: I know that voice.... so... that's you... you've been the one who wants to steal away my job since yours is over huh?
Narrator: Ouch! That hurted me! C'mere and sit and you'll see about who you're talking about...!
*Bloodberry Starts approaching the Narrator*
Bloodberry: You'll regret your words and your actions after this night....
Narrator: Haven't anyone told you that you talk too much
Bloodberry: Look WHO's Talking Mr. NARRATOR
Narrator: That WAS my job... not yours... bring it on... try to beat my 46... Bartender.... give me another...
Blue: Bartender Does as Commanded and he chugs down the drink with no much effort
Crowd: FORTY SEVEN! YAY!
*Narrator Smiles at Bloodberry. Bloodberry Grins Back... and without looking at the Bartender, she starts speaking...*
Bloodberry: Bartender.... you know... how many drinks are there in one bottle...
Bartender: Uh... 12 or 13...
Bloodberry: So... Mr. Narrator... what number is your favorite? Twelve or thirteen?
Narrator: Let's get it to 13...
Bloodberry: *snaps fingers* A whole bottle then!!
Blue: The Bartender does as commanded... Bloodberry takes the bottle by it's neck and up at her...
1 minute
2 minutes
3minutes
4 minutes
Blue: The hard and echoing sound of a glass bottle smashes the wooden bar and a high volume burp is heard...
Crowd Part 1: A whole Bottle!
Crowd Part 2: (At the same time than Crowd Part 1) 13 Drinks!
Whole Crowd: YAY!!
Blue: Both the Narrator and Bloodberry stare at each other for some seconds...
Narrator: So?
Bloodberry: So what?
Narrator: How many fingers did you see?
Bloodberry: What!? You were showing me no fingers!
Narrator: I was...
Bloodberry: Ah Hell... i'm drunk at the first Bottle *Cries on the table* Bartender... give me another bottle!
Bartender: But... Ma'am
Bloodberry: Do i Pay you to talk!?
Bartender: I'm not worthy in this fic even though i
Bloodberry and Narrator: SHUT UP!
Crowd: YAY!!
*Japoness, Kazahara's Apartments, to be exact, Hanagata's Apartment*
Blue: Lights turned on and a middle-Traumatized Cherry comes out a room with a small box on her hands... however... she was trembling... she was scared and her eyes showed that... Hanagata then came out without any real signal of Scared or so... in fact... he was smiling... sighing... he was... at some rate... fine...
Hanagata: So... What do you think? Could it somehow work?
Blue: Cherry just nodded... she wasn't able to do anything else...
Hanagata: i think we should then give it a try right away...
Blue: Cherry Shook her head scared...
Hanagata: Aw! Come on! It was not bad... was it?
Blue: Cherry nodded
Hanagata: But we can't wait till tomorrow... we have to do this now...
Blue: Cherry nodded
Hanagata: Okay Let's go then!
Blue: Cherry Shook her head
Hanagata: Would You make up your mind already?
Blue: Cherry Shook her head
Hanagata: Oh Please! Stop acting Childish!!
Cherry: Okay! Okay! But please guarantee me that i'll be away from there when "it" happens
Hanagata: Lemme think of the possibilities... *thinks* no... it's impossible
Cherry: i Refuse to stick to the plan!
Hanagata: But you Can't... you must save Lime... and i really wanted to show my new stuff... please... it's just...
Cherry: It's just?
Hanagata: It's just a game... it doesn't hurt does it...?
Blue: Cherry was moved by Hanagata's words... "he's behaving" she though
Cherry: Okay then, For Lime's Sake!
Hanagata: The Anti-NES army is on its way to save a life... and enjoy a show like never before
Cherry: A show.... a creepy show
Hanagata: And talking about that... where's Otaru?
Cherry: *Sweatdrops, nervous* Beats me...
Hanagata: okay... it doesn't matter... although i would really liked him to be there...
Cherry: You're such a pervert!
Hanagata: It's just a game *under his breath* an overjoying game...
Cherry: Okay... *mumbling* just a game, just a game, just a game...
Hanagata: *under his breath* an overjoying game... an overjoying game... an overjoying game...
*Darkside Japoness, The Happy Ponta Kun Bar*
Blue: By this time the crowd had splitten up and made their own groups, one rooting for Bloodberry (Crowd 1) and the other rooting for the Narrator (Do i have to say Crowd 2?)
Crowd 2: 63! YAY!!
Crowd 1: 3 Bottles! YAY!
Bloodberry: Whaddya say huh? Tired?
Narrator: Oh no... hell no... you're insane if you think i'm gonna let you away with my trophy
Bloodberry: Okay... what's the counter saying?
Bartender: 39 to 63... Narrator is winning so far...
Bloodberry: Ah my gosh! Get me a bottle fast
Blue: Bartender does as commanded and again passes..
...1minute....
...2 minutes...
... 3 minutes...
...4 minutes... and gone...
Crowd 1: 4 Bottles! YAY!
Crowd 2: Bah
Bartender: That makes 52 agains 63... 9 drinks away...uh?
*By this time the Narrator chugged 9 glasses.... the ones that were empty in the wooden bar*
Bartender: Okay then 59 – 72
Bloodberry: Grrrrr...
Narrator: Heheheh *hiccups*
*Crowd 1 breaks in laughs*
Bloodberry: What? You're hiccuping so fast? *Hiccups*
*Crowd 2 breaks in laughing*
Narrator: You were saying?
Bloodberry: I hate you
Narrator: Stop flattering...
*Japoness, Kazahari's apartments, Outside limits of Hanagata's apartment*
Hanagata: I hope you had understood this very good... okay?
Cherry: I have no courage...
Hanagata: Oh no... no steps back you...
*GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAKA WAAAKAAAA*
Blue: Looks like Lime has Wanted to go out crazy-shouting again... but this wasn't expected for Hana nor Cherry They both jumped... Cherry Felt like Fainting and Hana jumped so high that climbed a tree in his attempt...
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE COOKIE!!!
COOKIEE COOKIEEEE!
AAAGGGHHHHH BWAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hack, hack, coughs
When they both regained their energy... Cherry was the first to speak...
Cherry: Oh... my.... sweet... lord
Hanagata: Do not chicken Back....
Cherry: Okay!!
COME IF YOU DAREEE HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Hanagata: Whom am i trying to fool!? GYAAAA! Help ME!!!! *Hana runs away Scared*
Cherry: Hanako! Where are you Going...!?
Blue: and in bare 10 seconds Cherry Was alone... yes... Hana has somehow ran away from there... and the Anti-NES army has been reduced to 1 member organization...
Cherry: You're gonna pay for this Hanagata.... *clench her fist* You're paying... but for now... i gotta do this on myself..
Blue: And Saying so.... Cherry opened the box she had next to her and took a rifle out of it
*A Lime-Fan appears out of nowhere*
Lime-Fan: No!! Don't kill her! That's not the way you should...
Cherry: Oh... no no no no... you don't get it... this is just a tranquilizer... this won't harm her...
*Tranquilizer Rifle: Use ONLY on elephants*
Cherry: Ah... oh... heheh... well... it was the less caliber i could found around... Now... if you excuse me...
Lime-Fan: Good Luck
Blue: And So... Cherry started looking for the best window to start shooting... she spent 5 minutes in doing so... then she could see Lime... She was way too sucked by the TV
Cherry: Heheh... she'll never know what hit her... but i gotta be Fast!
*Cherry Made the First shoot... right on her Neck*
*pfwish!*
*Lime Ducks, letting the dart pass away a little centimeters from her neck*
Lime: AGH! STUPID COOKIE!!
Cherry: Snaps fingers Gee.... lucky she....
*Cherry Makes second Shoot right to her left arm*
*zzuuummmm*
*Lime moves to the Right*
Lime: Hahahahaha! Busted!
Cherry: Agh! That is impossible.
*Cherry's mind illuminates*
Cherry: Hey Lime....
Lime: *without turning back* Yes? What is it?
Cherry: Oh... Could you let me Dart you by the back....?
Lime: Oh... sure... just let me kill this cookie okay?
Cherry: Okay... Don't move...
Lime: Okay...
*Cherry makes a third shot to the right arm*
*Fuuuuuummmmm*
Bullseye!!
Lime: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooookkkkkkkiee...................
Cherry: Yes... i hit her.... i better be fast... the effect will not take long time in fade out...
Blue: And with such words... Cherry Took a tool box and a Box which has engraved "Secret weapon" on its front... She sneaked by the window just like good spies does... She turned off the TV and disconnected the NES out of it...THE DISASTER WAS NOT over... then She started doing something in front of the TV... you know... stuff that only Cherry knows how to do... Then she took it Out from the "Secret Weapon"... the Mysterious pink heart-shaped box and opened it putting a CD inside of it and spreading another disc on the floor.
*Flashback*
Bloodberry: Taking Away the NES from a NES player won't solve anything and will just make things worse... (Write it down! Useful info...) This will only cause the player become hysteric to his limits... Not a brilliant move to perform...
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Hanagata: This device will make Lime wish she'd never have met the NES... I Mitsurugui Hanagata Warranty it... and if not... i'll cheerfully refund your money.
Cherry: What money?
Hanagata: Sorry... i think i watch too much TV...
Cherry: Whatever... show me the secret weapons...
Hanagata: You'll regret those words...
*End of Flashback*
Cherry: Whew... it's time to get outta here
Lime: *groan*
Blue: Cherry Ran Away from the room... although she could easily have exited by the main door... she wanted to be seen as that 008 agent from the TV and jumped away from the window...
*Next Scene*
Blue: Ermm... We see that Cherry Actually hit the ground... badly....
Cherry: Why does it looks so easy on TV?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH WHAT THE HELLL IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Cherry: Agh! It has started So soon!! I gotta get outta here soon until it's too late!!
*Painful screams, Dramatic song plays*
*What's so SECRET about this secret weapon...?
*Where the Hell is still Otaru and Hess?
*Will Bloodberry really lose her championship to a stranger?
*How Will Lime React to this unexpected sudden change of Game?
Find out this and much more on the Next LMNES 9
Blue: Good... i gotta get outta here, i need an aspirin...
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Lime Meets The Nintendo: Chapter 8: NO! NOT THE SECRET WEAPON PLEASE!