Author's Notes: Ok, my friend Miranda and I wrote this one. We wrote it
after singing "Everywhere" by Michelle Branch. Her mom thought she was a
skitzo (by the way we dunno how to spell it) because if you read the lyrics
you'd understand. So this inspired us to write an Allen bashing fic. Hope
ya enjoy^^ Don't forget to review as well!
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Chapter 1
I hugged her, I hope she's real. She has to be real, I know she is. I held her closer to me, thinking that if I didn't let go she would never leave again.
"Allen! What the heck are you doing?" yelled Van.
"This is a special moment for me Van, do not ruin it. Can't you see I've reunited with my sister?"
"Your sister! Oh I've been dying to meet her! Where is she?" asked Milerna.
I reluctantly stood back to let them see his beloved sister for the first time. I introduced them.
"Milerna, Van, Merle, Hitomi, Dryden, Crusade... this is my sister, Celena," I said proudly.
I was very proud of my sister, she was very beautiful; At the peak of her life. My friends had uncertain looks on their faces.
"I've never known any of you to be so rude and unfriendly!" I said, I was outraged.
My sister deserved to be treated better than this by my friends.
"I assure you, Celena, they are more kind than this. You'll have to trust me."
"Allen, there's no one there..." said Hitomi.
"What in Gods' name do you mean? My sister, Celena, is standing just to the right of me." I said, quite offended.
They huddled away from me.
"He's off his rocker!" exclaimed Merle, "He's nutty as a fruit cake, totally insane, off in space, in his own little world-"
"We GET it Merle!" shouted Melerna, "Do you know what might be wrong Hitomi?"
"I think so..." said Hitomi nervously, "I think he might have skizlefrania... he sees things that aren't there."
"That would explain a lot..." muttered Merle.
Millerna shot Merle an icy look.
"We have to humour him, pretend that "Celena" is actually there," said Hitomi, looking specifically at Merle and Dryden.
"I can HEAR you! I'm not crazy! How dare you Merle!" I shouted in disbelief.
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Chapter 1
I hugged her, I hope she's real. She has to be real, I know she is. I held her closer to me, thinking that if I didn't let go she would never leave again.
"Allen! What the heck are you doing?" yelled Van.
"This is a special moment for me Van, do not ruin it. Can't you see I've reunited with my sister?"
"Your sister! Oh I've been dying to meet her! Where is she?" asked Milerna.
I reluctantly stood back to let them see his beloved sister for the first time. I introduced them.
"Milerna, Van, Merle, Hitomi, Dryden, Crusade... this is my sister, Celena," I said proudly.
I was very proud of my sister, she was very beautiful; At the peak of her life. My friends had uncertain looks on their faces.
"I've never known any of you to be so rude and unfriendly!" I said, I was outraged.
My sister deserved to be treated better than this by my friends.
"I assure you, Celena, they are more kind than this. You'll have to trust me."
"Allen, there's no one there..." said Hitomi.
"What in Gods' name do you mean? My sister, Celena, is standing just to the right of me." I said, quite offended.
They huddled away from me.
"He's off his rocker!" exclaimed Merle, "He's nutty as a fruit cake, totally insane, off in space, in his own little world-"
"We GET it Merle!" shouted Melerna, "Do you know what might be wrong Hitomi?"
"I think so..." said Hitomi nervously, "I think he might have skizlefrania... he sees things that aren't there."
"That would explain a lot..." muttered Merle.
Millerna shot Merle an icy look.
"We have to humour him, pretend that "Celena" is actually there," said Hitomi, looking specifically at Merle and Dryden.
"I can HEAR you! I'm not crazy! How dare you Merle!" I shouted in disbelief.