I don't own any X-Men Evolution characters, well not the main ones anyway! I will put one or two minor characters that are mine in this fic. Well here it is! The sequel to 'Principal Kelly on the Edge!' Did you miss me? Let the Kelly torture continue!

The Curse of Principal Kelly

Part I: Just Another Manic Monday

Principal Edward Kelly was a decent man. A man who believed in hard work and education. A man who loved working with children. A man blessed with the ability to each and to convince people of his point of view and at the same time make them feel important. Kelly believed he was a man destined to help people.

Then he became principal of Bayville High.

Now Kelly was convinced that his destiny was to end up in a mental ward somewhere. A scoreboard falling down from the rafters had nearly killed him, the school gym had burnt down and the soccer field had been destroyed with a huge hole gaping in the middle. Plus he was convinced that he had been personally been attacked by a tornado. And that was only his first day on the job.

After that he was nearly torn to pieces by a chemistry teacher that turned into a monster and went insane. His office had been robbed. He was almost eaten by other monsters that appeared out of nowhere. And his head was nearly smashed along with his desk by a stray shot put that crashed through his window. Not to mention the various demon sightings, exploding vending machines, some kind of slime that appeared in the lockers and his desk occasionally as well as antics due to some kind of strange rivalry between two groups of very strange students. To say all of this was starting to get on his nerves was the understatement of the year.

No wonder the previous principal had disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Circumstances which Kelly really didn't want to guess.

Today he prayed would be different. Today was the day the new Superintendent was to visit the school. The old one had a nervous breakdown following the incident in the boy's bathroom. (Another demon sighting!) He was sitting in his office trying to focus on the paperwork for new vending machines when he heard an explosion from outside. Well actually several explosions. "What now?" He groaned as he left his office.

As soon as he stepped outside the main office, he saw to his horror a rather large student on skates. "MR. DUKES THE SCHOOL IS NOT THE PLACE TO ROLLERBLADE!" He shouted.

"I can't stop!" Fred shouted as he nearly ran over Kelly and straight into the wall. "I'm okay," He said in a funny voice as he pulled away from the rather large dent in the wall.

"What did you do?" Kelly groaned.

"It's not my fault," Fred said. "They were trying to teach us hockey in gym and I never skated much before and I couldn't stop and…"

"I think I get the picture," Kelly groaned. "Okay this was only an accident. This was only an accident…"

"Coming through!" Todd screamed as he barreled into Kelly on rollerblades. "Oops. Sorry."

"Tolensky get off of me!" Kelly groaned trying to stand up. Todd clung to him for dear life.

"Don't let me go!" Todd cried out, trying to balance himself while clinging to Kelly. "Don't let me go!"

"Tolensky let go!" Kelly shouted.

"I'm gonna fall!" Todd screamed. "I'm gonna fall. Oh wait, no I'm not."

Todd slipped out of his skates and hopped into Kelly's arms. "Hi there! You caught me!" Todd grinned.

"Yayyy!" Fred grinned. "Group hug!" And yanked Kelly into a huge bear hug.

"Can't breathe…Let go of me!" Kelly pulled himself away from the two deranged students. "For crying out loud Tolensky! I want you to go to the nurse and talk to her about your deodorant!"

"I don't use deodorant," Todd scratched his head.

"That's what I want her to talk to you about!" Kelly snapped. "Now why was I out here again?" Another explosion came from outside. "Oh yes," He ran out to the parking lot.

"Oh no…" Kelly's jaw opened when he saw the sight. "Not again!" To his horror he saw that two cars in the faculty parking lot were completely destroyed. One car looked like a bomb had exploded in it and the other…

"MY CAR!" Kelly screamed as he saw the car and tires punctured by long brown sharp objects. "What the heck are these things sticking out of my car!" He looked around and saw no one. "Who did this to my car?" He whined.

There was no one to be found. "Typical!" Kelly snapped. "Typical! What else can go wrong?"

"MY CAR!" An unfamiliar voice screamed. Kelly looked up as the man ran towards him. "What happened to my car?"

"Um…" Kelly started to speak when all of the sudden a small earthquake shook the ground.

"WHAT WAS THAT?" The man screamed. "AN EARTHQUAKE?" He glared at Kelly. "What kind of nuthouse is this Kelly?"

"Oh, hello Superintendent Harris," He said meekly. "Welcome to Bayville High."