I don't own this song by Paul Anka. Yup it's parody time again!!!

Thank the Lord for the NightTime

Kelly went home after a very stressful day. He went to the cabinet to get himself a drink."What a day! My car is wrecked again. The Superintendent has only been on the job one day and he already hates my guts! Those crazy kids are at it again and the teachers are threatening to go on strike! And it's only Monday! I shudder to think what else is going to happen to me!"

He began to sing, "Workdays turn me off, but it's not that I'm lazy! From eight to two there's insanity all around! I don't know what's going on but it's driving me crazy! Little wonder the former principal ran away and can't be found!"

He took out a bottle of whisky and poured himself a tall one."I thank the Lord for the nighttime! To forget the day! A day of up-uptight time! This'll chase it away! I get relaxation! It's time to groove! I thank the Lord for the nighttime! I thank the Lord for booze!"

What Kelly didn't realize as he was singing Todd was causing trouble in his garden. He's stealing his garden gnomes as well as fooling around. He's fiddling with the flowers, throwing slime everywhere as well as hopping around wrecking things. Kelly was oblivious to the insanity just outside his window as he kept singing.

I used to have plans for my future, I had plenty! Nothing ever seems to turn out the way it should. But now the future is bleak, hope I don't have any! I wish I'd never met those Institute Kids or the Brotherhood!

He drank and danced around. Todd of course was dancing around as well in the background

"Thank the lord for the nighttime! I wanna forget my day! I think its send out my resume time! I gotta get away! I need a vacation! Don't know what I'm gonna do! I'm safe at nighttime! Unless there are monsters blue! I feel better now. I just need to unwind and relax in my garden.

Todd hopped out of sight just as Kelly turned around and headed out to his garden."WHAT THE…? WHERE ARE MY GARDEN GNOMES? WHO STOLE MY GARDEN GNOMES? WHAT IS THIS STUFF ON MY LAWN? AAAGGHHH!"