A/N: I still haven't chosen the people for the author battles yet, but
we'll see soon enough. I'm currently halfway through the C.Falcon, Donkey
Kong, Ganondorf vs Ness chapter, so probably expect it by tommorow, along
with chapter three of Take The Place 2. Until then, enjoy Bowser, Peach and
Yoshi giving Ness a good flogging.
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After Master Hand called their names, Bowser, Peach and Yoshi all walked out onto Final Destination to face Ness, just as the Mario Brothers and the good doctor climbed into the bleachers, to watch the fight to come.
"This should be pretty good, huh?" Asked Luigi, taking a seat next to Mewtwo. The Ice Climbers were to the left of Mewtwo. Mario and Dr. Mario all came over and sat to the right of Luigi as he continued his speaking. "Now-a Bowser gets a turn, and he really gives-a people beatings"
"I can't wait to see Yoshi beat the heck out of that wimp!" Nana added, holding up her hammer.
"And Peach-a will beat up Ness all the same" Mario stretched himself out on his seat. "Yep, it's going to be a great fight!"
"All right now...three...two...one...BEAT UP NESS!"
Bowser immediatley started running towards Ness, and threw his head upwards to send him into the air. As Ness came down, Bowser caught him, latched the kid on his back and spun around to put Ness in much pain due to the spikes. Bowser let go just as Yoshi and Peach both moved in to each give him a good whack in the head. Ness tried to launch an attack, but before that happened Yoshi kicked Ness, followed by Bowser's large hand giving him a knuckle. Yoshi short-jumped and began to use his Flutter Kick. Ness fought to stay conscious during this. Peach moved sideways and bashed Ness with her hip, making an explosion for the move called Peach Bomber. Ness fell to the ground, giving Yoshi an opportunity to stretch his tongue, pull Ness in, chew him a few times and then spit him out. Before Ness could even get up, Peach and Bowser leapt on him like ravenous dogs and began to beat him. Bowser clawed at Ness' face, then used a more powerful move to grip him. He began to bite at Ness while Peach hit him over the head with a frying pan a few times. Finally, Bowser stopped his attack and shoulder-butted Ness into the air. Peach caught Ness, and whacked him with her near-iron hip. Ness hit Bowser with a fist, but not much of one, and so Bowser smashed Ness with his head. Ness leapt back onto the platform, only to see that the three of them were there to physically hit Ness over and over again. As Ness took a step back, Yoshi used his great jumping ability to get behind him, and hit him with a headbutt. Ness groaned and flew forward. Peach stomped on Ness a few times before kicking him over towards Bowser and Yoshi, both who Smashed Ness with their heads to send him soaring off the platform. Bowser gave a roar of victory while Yoshi waved to the crowd and said "Yoshi!"
Ness reappeared with temporary invincibility, in which he dashed and attacked Yoshi with a dashing PSI attack. Yoshi replied with a strong boot to the face to prove that the invincibility had just worn off. As Ness took a step back, Peach slapped Ness and then crouched before whacking his heels, causing him to jump up. While Ness went upwards, Bowser jumped after him and swiped upwards to send Ness even higher into the sky. Peach began charging a Pirouette, and when Ness descended she whacked him with it. Yoshi quickly shot an egg at Ness, which exploded. Ness' power was going down, and he was taking serious damage. Bowser slashed him twice before burning him with several flames from his mouth. While the fire kept him from moving, there was also Peach and Yoshi still attack him from behind. Yoshi slapped Ness' face with his tail, and Bowser turned around and smashed his spiked shell onto Ness after stopping his Fire Breath attack. Peach pulled her golf club and smacked Ness in the head. Ness shot a P.K. Fire at Peach, who dodged and the fire wall lay alone, none of Ness' opponents stupid enough to run into it. Bowser lowered his head and smashed his whole body upwards onto Ness. Ness came down within seconds to hit Bowser's head with two feet. Angered, Bowser swiped Ness away, leaving Yoshi a chance to pick him up and launch him into the sky. Bowser double- jumped after Ness and hit him with a Whirling Fortress, and came down at the same rate as Ness did even though Ness had gone much higher than Bowser. Yoshi used a Noggin Floggin', and as the move was called, Yoshi gave Ness a flogging with his noodle. Ness flew off the stage, but did his flip-jump to get back on stage, but as soon as he did the trio immediatley began assaulting him again.
Peach hit Ness with two quick slaps before doing an upwards kick on him. He fell right into Yoshi's tongue, who took joy into spitting him upwards and jumping into him for his headbutt Meteor attack. Ness smashed the ground with a large thwack, but a worse sound (for Ness anyway) was worse to come. Right above Ness was Bowser, who gave a quick roar and immediatley dropped down to use Bowser Bomb. Over a quarter ton smashed onto Ness back with amazing force. Ness screamed out as he felt Bowser's huge girth nearly breaking his bones. Peach pulled out a golf club and whacked Ness upside the head with the very tip just as Bowser got off his victim. Ness' head was spinning...he would have used a PSI attack, as there was a big opening, but the club hitting his temple made him dizzy. Peach took the chance to use Peach Bomber, causing Ness to go flying. Ness used P.K. Thunder and shot himself back up after the bubble-like thunder hit him, and also did damage to Bowser. Enraged to nearly the maximum by this, Bowser slashed Ness across the chest to rip his shirt. Blood spurted from Ness' shirt immediatley, and he screamed out. Yoshi dashed in and punched Ness twice before kicking him. Bowser moved in and use a downward Smash attack, slicing Ness across the spikes on his back. Ness went flying into the air, and Bowser jumped up into the air. As Ness began to came down, Bowser swung his head and slashed upwards with a mighty blow that sent Ness flying into the air. He came down rather quickly, but Bowser was there, still mad as heck from the P.K. Thunder shot, and finished Ness off with his Koopa Knuckles right to the face.
Bowser gave a loud victorious roar as Ness returned for the third time, his scars gone and shirt mended. Before Ness could interrupt Bowser's posing, Peach and Yoshi immediatley pounced on Ness and began to attack. Yoshi jumped and slapped Ness' face with his tail a few times. Ness pushed Yoshi into the air and shot him with a P.K. Thunder, but less than a second after a frying pan connected with his head. Ness turned to see Peach there again. Peach leapt above Ness and hit him with downward kicks that sent him right into Bowser. Bowser smashed Ness with his head, but before Ness was sent flying off the stage he used P.K. Fire. The energy he used to make the attack stopped himself, and Peach began to be hit by fire. An ever stronger fire came into play by behind, being that Bowser began to use Fire Breath on Ness. Ness couldn't do anything much through the flames burning his body, and Yoshi was able to get in a few hits. When Bowser stopped, the P.K. Fire was long gone, and Peach used her fully charged downward smash in which she hit him with her gown and hip. Ness went a short distance to the side, just enough so Peach could pick up Ness, slap him twice and use her near-iron hip to toss him. Having no clue who was around him now, Ness began to wildly punch, and wouldn't you know it, the three of them were far away, charging strong attacks to hit Ness with. Ness ran right into Yoshi now, as he bent down and hit Ness with a strong tail attack. Bowser used his Fire Breath, which although didn't get better strength or accuracy upon charged, needed time to be used. Peach's tennis racket made perfect contact with Ness' skull and sent him flying, as though he were a tennis ball.
It seemed to be over, as Peach and Yoshi were now dashing in for the kill, but Bowser shook his head to stop them. "No" He said. "I'd rather give him a little more torturing before he's gone, wouldn't you say? Just use your projectiles while I inflict unmeasurable pain!" Peach and Yoshi, both grinning, nodded towards Bowser. Trying to fight back, Ness hit Bowser in the stomach with his bat, but Bowser easily shook it off. He drove his claws into Ness head, drilling them in hard into Ness' cheek. Ness screamed out as Bowser hurt him a great deal. The dragon-turtle dropped Ness, blood beginning to fall from the youngsters face. Bowser picked up Ness and slashed at him a few times, then dropped him to the ground before dropping his full weight, belly first, onto Ness. Ness' body was nearly crushed under near six-hundred pounds hitting him. He held up Ness by the neck, and nodded. Peach and Yoshi began to attack now. Peach threw her vegetables, which she seemed to pick from the ground, and Yoshi tossed exploding eggs. Ness groaned as each attack hit him in the face and in the stomach. His consciousness was fading, but he could still hear the Smashers laughing in the background at him. He went psycho. Ness pushed Bowser away and leapt on him, trying to bite his arm. "THIS IS A BITE!" Bowser yelled, sinking his teeth into Ness shoulder. He let go, showing a red wound that let blood run. He suddenly began to blast Ness with wave after wave of flames. Ness couldn't stand it--the fire burned beyond belief. It was much worse than his P.K. Fire could ever be. As the flames stopped, Ness tried to get up and escape, but Bowser grabbed Ness by the back and forcefully slammed him into the ground one time after another. Seeing a chance, Ness quickly kicked at Bowsers' ankles. They were seemingly his weak point, as he gave a yell. Ness quickly took the chance to leap and do a two-footed stomp on Bowser's head. Bowser fell to the ground, laying on his back, and struggling to get up do to his great weight.
Peach and Yoshi both moved in and attack. Peach's running attack hurt Ness very much, as did Yoshi's kick. Yoshi immediatley began to toss eggs at Ness, who tried to shield against them but to no avail. Peach pulled a new vegetable--one that seemed to be crudely stitched. She through it at Ness, and the pain it inflicted was unbelievable for a simple turnip. It felt like a brick or two had been sealed into it. Ness fell to the ground as Peach pulled a Bob-Omb instead of a vegetable this time, and threw it at Ness. Ness would have fallen off if Bowser hadn't caught him. Extremely enraged, Bowser began to burn Ness' face with fire. A simple weak attack would have thrown Ness off by now, but Bowser wouldn't let Ness get out of it so easily. He slashed at Ness and kept his large talon-like claws embedded into the skin in Ness' back. He began to bite at him several times, once, twice, three times, four times, five times, six times, seven times, before he let go, and before Ness fell to the ground, shoulder- butted him to his demise.
"GAME!"
Bowser gave Yoshi a high five as the two dinosaur-like creatures moved into the sidelines, Peach following close behind.
"Way to go Bowser!" Crash came over. "You really put the beating on Ness! You guys did much better than the plumber, sidekick and plumber-wanna be!"
"Hey!" Dr. Mario, Mario and Luigi all said at once.
"But we'll do better, right Crash?" Tails grinned as he and Sonic walked over to Crash. Crash nodded.
"We get the final fight, and everyone saves the best for last!" Laughed Sonic.
"You wish" Came a voice. Bowser, Yoshi, Peach, Dr. Mario, Mario, Luigi, Sonic, Tails and Crash all looked behind them to see Ganondorf, with Captain Falcon and Donkey Kong right by him. "Bowser may be good, but I'm better! And D.K. is better than the dinosaur, and Falcon is thrice as good as Peach! We'll do this a lot better than you!"
"YOU WANNA PROVE IT?!" Bowser hissed, standing face-to-face with Ganondorf now.
"It'd be too easy" Donkey Kong bragged, crossing his arms. Yoshi did a similar motion to Bowser's, putting his face in front of Donkey Kong.
"We're way stronger!" He replied.
"Stop, stop" Captain Falcon moved in front of the feuding groups. "Calm down, you guys are forgetting that we're all in this for one reason--to beat up Ness!"
"Hey yeah" Ganondorf realized. He patted Bowser's shoulder. "Sorry, B- Dragon"
"Ah it's all right" Bowser replied.
Donkey Kong and Yoshi shook hands. Donkey Kong spoke. "You know, it's amazing how the simple joy of being able to beat-up Ness can bring so many people together"
"Come on, let's go" Captain Falcon grinned as he began to walk of. Ganondorf and Donkey Kong both followed as they moved onto the ring.
"Hey...ow" Ness groaned before beginning to heal himself with some healing items. He turned angrily to Master Hand. "I ought to kill you, you ba--"
"Temper, temper" Master Hand shook one finger in Ness' direction. "You don't want to get too angry now. If you're going to get this pissy about it, I might as well kill you now!"
"NO!"
"It's either be pissy and die, or don't complain and live" Master Hand replied harshly.
"What do you have against me?!" Ness screamed. "IS IT BECAUSE I'M BETTER LOOKING THAN ALL OF YOU?! BECAUSE I CAN KICK ALL YOUR ARSES WITH MY PSI POWERS?! IS IT BECAUSE YOU THINK MY GIRLFRIEND IS CUTE!"
"Ha" Laughed Roy. "I'm sooo much better looking than you are, not to mention that I'm older, therefore more girls love me!"
"And everyone knows that you're incredibly weak" Mewtwo laughed evilly. "My Psychic powers far surpass that of yours. You are a weakling, and I am strong!"
"And my girlfriend is much better cuter than your stupid Paula girl" Link bragged as he walked up with Zelda, his arm around her.
"I can't deny it" Agreed Zelda.
Master Hand pointed onto the field. Ness grumbled angrily as he walked onto Final Destination to meet his three opponents who were already waiting, and as Roy, Mewtwo, Link and Zelda laughed their heads off at him.
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After Master Hand called their names, Bowser, Peach and Yoshi all walked out onto Final Destination to face Ness, just as the Mario Brothers and the good doctor climbed into the bleachers, to watch the fight to come.
"This should be pretty good, huh?" Asked Luigi, taking a seat next to Mewtwo. The Ice Climbers were to the left of Mewtwo. Mario and Dr. Mario all came over and sat to the right of Luigi as he continued his speaking. "Now-a Bowser gets a turn, and he really gives-a people beatings"
"I can't wait to see Yoshi beat the heck out of that wimp!" Nana added, holding up her hammer.
"And Peach-a will beat up Ness all the same" Mario stretched himself out on his seat. "Yep, it's going to be a great fight!"
"All right now...three...two...one...BEAT UP NESS!"
Bowser immediatley started running towards Ness, and threw his head upwards to send him into the air. As Ness came down, Bowser caught him, latched the kid on his back and spun around to put Ness in much pain due to the spikes. Bowser let go just as Yoshi and Peach both moved in to each give him a good whack in the head. Ness tried to launch an attack, but before that happened Yoshi kicked Ness, followed by Bowser's large hand giving him a knuckle. Yoshi short-jumped and began to use his Flutter Kick. Ness fought to stay conscious during this. Peach moved sideways and bashed Ness with her hip, making an explosion for the move called Peach Bomber. Ness fell to the ground, giving Yoshi an opportunity to stretch his tongue, pull Ness in, chew him a few times and then spit him out. Before Ness could even get up, Peach and Bowser leapt on him like ravenous dogs and began to beat him. Bowser clawed at Ness' face, then used a more powerful move to grip him. He began to bite at Ness while Peach hit him over the head with a frying pan a few times. Finally, Bowser stopped his attack and shoulder-butted Ness into the air. Peach caught Ness, and whacked him with her near-iron hip. Ness hit Bowser with a fist, but not much of one, and so Bowser smashed Ness with his head. Ness leapt back onto the platform, only to see that the three of them were there to physically hit Ness over and over again. As Ness took a step back, Yoshi used his great jumping ability to get behind him, and hit him with a headbutt. Ness groaned and flew forward. Peach stomped on Ness a few times before kicking him over towards Bowser and Yoshi, both who Smashed Ness with their heads to send him soaring off the platform. Bowser gave a roar of victory while Yoshi waved to the crowd and said "Yoshi!"
Ness reappeared with temporary invincibility, in which he dashed and attacked Yoshi with a dashing PSI attack. Yoshi replied with a strong boot to the face to prove that the invincibility had just worn off. As Ness took a step back, Peach slapped Ness and then crouched before whacking his heels, causing him to jump up. While Ness went upwards, Bowser jumped after him and swiped upwards to send Ness even higher into the sky. Peach began charging a Pirouette, and when Ness descended she whacked him with it. Yoshi quickly shot an egg at Ness, which exploded. Ness' power was going down, and he was taking serious damage. Bowser slashed him twice before burning him with several flames from his mouth. While the fire kept him from moving, there was also Peach and Yoshi still attack him from behind. Yoshi slapped Ness' face with his tail, and Bowser turned around and smashed his spiked shell onto Ness after stopping his Fire Breath attack. Peach pulled her golf club and smacked Ness in the head. Ness shot a P.K. Fire at Peach, who dodged and the fire wall lay alone, none of Ness' opponents stupid enough to run into it. Bowser lowered his head and smashed his whole body upwards onto Ness. Ness came down within seconds to hit Bowser's head with two feet. Angered, Bowser swiped Ness away, leaving Yoshi a chance to pick him up and launch him into the sky. Bowser double- jumped after Ness and hit him with a Whirling Fortress, and came down at the same rate as Ness did even though Ness had gone much higher than Bowser. Yoshi used a Noggin Floggin', and as the move was called, Yoshi gave Ness a flogging with his noodle. Ness flew off the stage, but did his flip-jump to get back on stage, but as soon as he did the trio immediatley began assaulting him again.
Peach hit Ness with two quick slaps before doing an upwards kick on him. He fell right into Yoshi's tongue, who took joy into spitting him upwards and jumping into him for his headbutt Meteor attack. Ness smashed the ground with a large thwack, but a worse sound (for Ness anyway) was worse to come. Right above Ness was Bowser, who gave a quick roar and immediatley dropped down to use Bowser Bomb. Over a quarter ton smashed onto Ness back with amazing force. Ness screamed out as he felt Bowser's huge girth nearly breaking his bones. Peach pulled out a golf club and whacked Ness upside the head with the very tip just as Bowser got off his victim. Ness' head was spinning...he would have used a PSI attack, as there was a big opening, but the club hitting his temple made him dizzy. Peach took the chance to use Peach Bomber, causing Ness to go flying. Ness used P.K. Thunder and shot himself back up after the bubble-like thunder hit him, and also did damage to Bowser. Enraged to nearly the maximum by this, Bowser slashed Ness across the chest to rip his shirt. Blood spurted from Ness' shirt immediatley, and he screamed out. Yoshi dashed in and punched Ness twice before kicking him. Bowser moved in and use a downward Smash attack, slicing Ness across the spikes on his back. Ness went flying into the air, and Bowser jumped up into the air. As Ness began to came down, Bowser swung his head and slashed upwards with a mighty blow that sent Ness flying into the air. He came down rather quickly, but Bowser was there, still mad as heck from the P.K. Thunder shot, and finished Ness off with his Koopa Knuckles right to the face.
Bowser gave a loud victorious roar as Ness returned for the third time, his scars gone and shirt mended. Before Ness could interrupt Bowser's posing, Peach and Yoshi immediatley pounced on Ness and began to attack. Yoshi jumped and slapped Ness' face with his tail a few times. Ness pushed Yoshi into the air and shot him with a P.K. Thunder, but less than a second after a frying pan connected with his head. Ness turned to see Peach there again. Peach leapt above Ness and hit him with downward kicks that sent him right into Bowser. Bowser smashed Ness with his head, but before Ness was sent flying off the stage he used P.K. Fire. The energy he used to make the attack stopped himself, and Peach began to be hit by fire. An ever stronger fire came into play by behind, being that Bowser began to use Fire Breath on Ness. Ness couldn't do anything much through the flames burning his body, and Yoshi was able to get in a few hits. When Bowser stopped, the P.K. Fire was long gone, and Peach used her fully charged downward smash in which she hit him with her gown and hip. Ness went a short distance to the side, just enough so Peach could pick up Ness, slap him twice and use her near-iron hip to toss him. Having no clue who was around him now, Ness began to wildly punch, and wouldn't you know it, the three of them were far away, charging strong attacks to hit Ness with. Ness ran right into Yoshi now, as he bent down and hit Ness with a strong tail attack. Bowser used his Fire Breath, which although didn't get better strength or accuracy upon charged, needed time to be used. Peach's tennis racket made perfect contact with Ness' skull and sent him flying, as though he were a tennis ball.
It seemed to be over, as Peach and Yoshi were now dashing in for the kill, but Bowser shook his head to stop them. "No" He said. "I'd rather give him a little more torturing before he's gone, wouldn't you say? Just use your projectiles while I inflict unmeasurable pain!" Peach and Yoshi, both grinning, nodded towards Bowser. Trying to fight back, Ness hit Bowser in the stomach with his bat, but Bowser easily shook it off. He drove his claws into Ness head, drilling them in hard into Ness' cheek. Ness screamed out as Bowser hurt him a great deal. The dragon-turtle dropped Ness, blood beginning to fall from the youngsters face. Bowser picked up Ness and slashed at him a few times, then dropped him to the ground before dropping his full weight, belly first, onto Ness. Ness' body was nearly crushed under near six-hundred pounds hitting him. He held up Ness by the neck, and nodded. Peach and Yoshi began to attack now. Peach threw her vegetables, which she seemed to pick from the ground, and Yoshi tossed exploding eggs. Ness groaned as each attack hit him in the face and in the stomach. His consciousness was fading, but he could still hear the Smashers laughing in the background at him. He went psycho. Ness pushed Bowser away and leapt on him, trying to bite his arm. "THIS IS A BITE!" Bowser yelled, sinking his teeth into Ness shoulder. He let go, showing a red wound that let blood run. He suddenly began to blast Ness with wave after wave of flames. Ness couldn't stand it--the fire burned beyond belief. It was much worse than his P.K. Fire could ever be. As the flames stopped, Ness tried to get up and escape, but Bowser grabbed Ness by the back and forcefully slammed him into the ground one time after another. Seeing a chance, Ness quickly kicked at Bowsers' ankles. They were seemingly his weak point, as he gave a yell. Ness quickly took the chance to leap and do a two-footed stomp on Bowser's head. Bowser fell to the ground, laying on his back, and struggling to get up do to his great weight.
Peach and Yoshi both moved in and attack. Peach's running attack hurt Ness very much, as did Yoshi's kick. Yoshi immediatley began to toss eggs at Ness, who tried to shield against them but to no avail. Peach pulled a new vegetable--one that seemed to be crudely stitched. She through it at Ness, and the pain it inflicted was unbelievable for a simple turnip. It felt like a brick or two had been sealed into it. Ness fell to the ground as Peach pulled a Bob-Omb instead of a vegetable this time, and threw it at Ness. Ness would have fallen off if Bowser hadn't caught him. Extremely enraged, Bowser began to burn Ness' face with fire. A simple weak attack would have thrown Ness off by now, but Bowser wouldn't let Ness get out of it so easily. He slashed at Ness and kept his large talon-like claws embedded into the skin in Ness' back. He began to bite at him several times, once, twice, three times, four times, five times, six times, seven times, before he let go, and before Ness fell to the ground, shoulder- butted him to his demise.
"GAME!"
Bowser gave Yoshi a high five as the two dinosaur-like creatures moved into the sidelines, Peach following close behind.
"Way to go Bowser!" Crash came over. "You really put the beating on Ness! You guys did much better than the plumber, sidekick and plumber-wanna be!"
"Hey!" Dr. Mario, Mario and Luigi all said at once.
"But we'll do better, right Crash?" Tails grinned as he and Sonic walked over to Crash. Crash nodded.
"We get the final fight, and everyone saves the best for last!" Laughed Sonic.
"You wish" Came a voice. Bowser, Yoshi, Peach, Dr. Mario, Mario, Luigi, Sonic, Tails and Crash all looked behind them to see Ganondorf, with Captain Falcon and Donkey Kong right by him. "Bowser may be good, but I'm better! And D.K. is better than the dinosaur, and Falcon is thrice as good as Peach! We'll do this a lot better than you!"
"YOU WANNA PROVE IT?!" Bowser hissed, standing face-to-face with Ganondorf now.
"It'd be too easy" Donkey Kong bragged, crossing his arms. Yoshi did a similar motion to Bowser's, putting his face in front of Donkey Kong.
"We're way stronger!" He replied.
"Stop, stop" Captain Falcon moved in front of the feuding groups. "Calm down, you guys are forgetting that we're all in this for one reason--to beat up Ness!"
"Hey yeah" Ganondorf realized. He patted Bowser's shoulder. "Sorry, B- Dragon"
"Ah it's all right" Bowser replied.
Donkey Kong and Yoshi shook hands. Donkey Kong spoke. "You know, it's amazing how the simple joy of being able to beat-up Ness can bring so many people together"
"Come on, let's go" Captain Falcon grinned as he began to walk of. Ganondorf and Donkey Kong both followed as they moved onto the ring.
"Hey...ow" Ness groaned before beginning to heal himself with some healing items. He turned angrily to Master Hand. "I ought to kill you, you ba--"
"Temper, temper" Master Hand shook one finger in Ness' direction. "You don't want to get too angry now. If you're going to get this pissy about it, I might as well kill you now!"
"NO!"
"It's either be pissy and die, or don't complain and live" Master Hand replied harshly.
"What do you have against me?!" Ness screamed. "IS IT BECAUSE I'M BETTER LOOKING THAN ALL OF YOU?! BECAUSE I CAN KICK ALL YOUR ARSES WITH MY PSI POWERS?! IS IT BECAUSE YOU THINK MY GIRLFRIEND IS CUTE!"
"Ha" Laughed Roy. "I'm sooo much better looking than you are, not to mention that I'm older, therefore more girls love me!"
"And everyone knows that you're incredibly weak" Mewtwo laughed evilly. "My Psychic powers far surpass that of yours. You are a weakling, and I am strong!"
"And my girlfriend is much better cuter than your stupid Paula girl" Link bragged as he walked up with Zelda, his arm around her.
"I can't deny it" Agreed Zelda.
Master Hand pointed onto the field. Ness grumbled angrily as he walked onto Final Destination to meet his three opponents who were already waiting, and as Roy, Mewtwo, Link and Zelda laughed their heads off at him.