A/N: Ok, no problems with Ness-lovers yet! Anyways, I have chosen Pelican
and Edgar to be my partners in the fight. Sorry to everyone else, but
they're the only ones who've been practical, because, to be blunt, authors
DON'T have powers or anything of the sort. All right, here's the next
chapter of the Fic, have fun and watch as three powerhouses give Ness
what's coming to him.
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"This should be a good one" Began Falco. "Captain Falcon is pretty strong, he beat me every time we fought. He should give that weakling Ness an even better whooping, and Ganondorf and D.K. aren't going to let Ness go without some strong butt-kicking"
"Best of all, we're up right after 'em" Fox added.
The two sides were already on the field. Ness stood ready...well, as ready as a weakling about to take on three powerhouses could be anyway. Captain Falcon was throwing punches at the air, while Donkey Kong cracked his knuckles. Ganondorf just stood there with his arms crossed...so eerily. The three of them went into fighting position as they heard Master Hand make his announcement.
"Three...two...one...BEAT-UP NESS!"
Captain Falcon dashed in first and used his Raptor Boost to deal little damage but sent his annoying little twerpy opponent into the air. Donkey Kong leapt after Ness and pounded two fists forward. Ness descended and hit Ganondorf with two hands forward, but it did minor damage, less than Ness wished. Donkey Kong grabbed Ness and whacked him a few times before throwing him backwards. Ness got up to see that Ganondorf was looming over him, fists raised. There were two loud thuds, and quickly Ness was doubled over on the ground. Ganondorf lifted Ness up by his head before using a side kick. Captain Falcon leapt in and used two punches, followed by another Raptor Boost. Ganondorf double-jumped after Ness and grabbed onto him. Ness seemed to explode with electrical energy as he was sent flying at a great velocity from Ganondorf's Dark Dive move. But before Ness could recharge his batteries, Captain Falcon and Donkey Kong were already dashing towards him. Being much faster, Captain Falcon used his Falcon Kick on Ness to hit him right in the stomach. Covered with flames, Ness got to his feet and attempted to attack, but just as Donkey Kong used a whack with his very long arms to flick Ness away. The three of them dashed in and began to attack him physically. Ganondorf's fists bashed into Ness' face several times, while Donkey Kong made good use of his hands to his advantage with strength almost as strong as Ganondorf. Captain Falcon had began the onslaught with a right punch, then a left, followed it with a knee and then began to punch at Ness several times. Surrounded on three sides by attacks, Ness was unable to launch any attacks of his own. The three of them quickly piled up damage on him, until he heard Captain Falcon yelling something.
"Fal-cone...PUNCH!" Captain Falcon thrust his fiery fist forward as a shape of a falcon made of fire came in. Ness was struck by the strong punch, but being that Master Hand turned the gravity up so Ness would need to take a very long beating to be defeated, Ness wasn't quite finished yet. He hit the ground with a thump. Donkey Kong began to pound at the ground, causing Ness to go upwards, and when he came down he was hit again. With a rumbling sound, Ganondorf came in with his Wizard's Foot. The powerful attack struck Ness, leaving him covered with the dark energy used in his kick as he went flying. Donkey Kong and Ganondorf both dashed in, Captain Falcon followed but walking, taking his time. Donkey Kong used his Kong Klap, which caused Ness' head to spin immediatley. As the wimp walked around, Captain Falcon and Ganondorf, after a quick nod to each other, both used their Smashes, which were strong elbows. Ness cried out just before Donkey Kong took to the air and used a two-footed stomp to send Ness crashing to the ground. Following this up, with a grip by the shirt Captain Falcon did a reverse kick-out to kick Ness into Ganondorf, who had one leg held out. He kicked Ness straight in the stomach, which somehow sent him backwards, and then kicked him forwards. After the leg whip was done, Ganondorf used his feared Tornado Kick. Two strong kicks connected with Ness, doing the heaviest damage of all, before sending him straight into the sky, now that the damage had become too much. Ness' screams echoed, as did the Smasher's cheers, before Ness became a star in the sky.
Ganondorf spun around in the air, giving a brief laugh. Ness returned and quickly avenged this by Smashing his bat into Ganondorf's face. He was extremely angry, as were Captain Falcon and Donkey Kong. How could they not be, for Ness violated the number one rule of The Melee (No, not No Free Napkins): NEVER, EVER interrupt a posing Smasher. Falcon quickly uppercutted Ness in the chin and used Falcon Kick to send him to the side. He and Donkey Kong dashed after him, Ganondorf following ever slowly after recovering from the shot to the face. Ness rolled backwards before shooting a P.K. Fire to trap Captain Falcon and Donkey Kong in place. Ganondorf simply leapt over the flame-wall and smashed his feet into Ness' head. Ness' head was spinning...he would have taken the chance to punch Captain Falcon in the face if it wasn't. But the result was vice-versa, as Captain Falcon's fist made it's way into Ness' nose. Ness stumbled back, and right into Donkey Kong's Headbutt. With a loud thud, a large amount of earth and rock had seemingly appeared to bind Ness into the ground. Taking advantage, Donkey Kong began to use Hand Slap to quickly rack up damage, while Ness could do nothing. While this was happening, Captain Falcon and Ganondorf began to pound at Ness with their hands and feet. By the time Ness got out, he had taken serious damage. It had seemed that he just pulled away from the ground when Captain Falcon double-jumped above Ness and used Falcon Kick to come downwards and send Ness away, the young boy caught up in flames. As he did, Ganondorf leapt in and did a forward midair punch that sent Ness flying to the other side of the arena. Ness thudded to the ground, but was far too worn out to get up again. He just groaned and rolled onto his side.
Donkey Kong dashed at Ness and lifted a foot for his dashing kick attack. Ness was elevated into the air, giving Donkey Kong a chance to capitalize with a brief whack. Captain Falcon connected with a Raptor Boost that sent Ness especially high, with the damage he had already taken. Ness held out his palms to 'electrocute' Captain Falcon, who responded in turn with two upwards kicks and jumped for a smashing knee into Ness' stomach. Ness gave a cry before going flying, and flying into D.K.'s grip. The ape (and I mean that as a description word, not as an insult) latched Ness to his back and began to make his way to the edge. Captain Falcon and Ganondorf both leapt above Ness and both attacked with similar double-footed stomps onto Ness' front. The attacks added an amazing amount of damage for two moves. Donkey Kong carried Ness to the middle of the stadium and flung him upwards into the air. No matter how hard D.K. threw, however, Ness still found his way down pretty easily. He used his P.K. Thunder while plunging to hit Captain Falcon, but he was left open to attack. Donkey Kong took the chance while Ness came down to headbutt the weakling and then use both hands to punch Ness into the ground. There, Captain Falcon was waiting with arms locked. He shoved his elbow into Ness' gut, sending him flying from the stage, caught aflame with the much damage taken, and pretty quickly sent off the arena. "Show me ya moves!" Captain Falcon taunted, giving a salute. Ness reappeared on the floating platform thingy, above the arena and landed, now on his last stock.
He immediatley threw his fist into Donkey Kong's face twice and followed it with a kick. Unfazed much, D.K. swept upwards to hit Ness on the head, just as the temporary invincibility faded away, like his hopes of winning. Captain Falcon made his mark with his Falcon Dive, grabbing Ness with a jump and sending him away, caught up aflame from the attack. Ganondorf grabbed Ness and kicked at him, punched his chest, although it was more of a thrust right into Ness' heart, and nearly beheaded him with an air Gerudo Dragon which launched Ness. Donkey Kong and Captain Falcon capitalized immediatley after Ganondorf made his hit, beating at Ness without mercy. Breaking from the neutral attacks thrown by both of the veterans, Captain Falcon leapt up, in order to have charge time and..."Fal-cone...PUNCH!" As Captain Falcon used his strange punching attack, fire in the form of a falcon formed above his fist to deliver a very strong move. Unfortunately, the same one was coming again...but in a worse form. Ganondorf held out his elbow and gave a brief loud groan as he charged energy, and with a bit of a scream used his Warlock's Punch. His arm seemed to explode with black and purple energy, as the insanely strong move made it's way into Ness' forehead. He was thrust at an extremely great velocity, but even with the Warlock Punch's superior power, he didn't make it back. Master Hand had previously turned up the gravity to give the best Ness-beating experience to all the Smashers. Ness thudded against the ground, and Ganondorf began to stomp at Ness' back, Ness yelling out each time Ganondorf's boot smacked into Ness' back. Captain Falcon dashed at Ness' and shoulder-butted him right into Ganondorf, who used two Thunder Punches followed by an outward side kick. Ness had not yet lost the fight, though.
He attacked in a last-minute desperate rage. He shot wave after wave of P.K. Thunder and P.K. Fire and P.K. Flash and whatever other P.K. Crap he has at the three of them. However, these weak attacks could be easily dodged or absorbed by the fighters. The P.K. Flash was an easy move-away by Captain Falcon. The P.K. Thunder seemed to bounce off of Donkey Kong's chest. Ganondorf laughed in the face of missed P.K. Thunders. They seemed to not be working. Donkey Kong quickly spun around in place. The first spin, which was a windup, did the most damage to Ness. Donkey Kong crouched and whacked at Ness' knees several times to weaken them, before Ness turned around to hit Donkey Kong in the face with his bat. Having hung back enough, Captain Falcon and Ganondorf dashed back in. Ganondorf kicked into Ness' stomach and elbowed him upwards in the chin. Captain Falcon quickly used his Raptor Boost to send Ness into the air, leaving Ganondorf an opportunity to use his Dark Dive and fling Ness away like one of those pesky rats always getting in your house. He was launched right below Captain Falcon, who was in the process of jumping, and he "Stepped On It" to Meteor Smash Ness into the floor below. Donkey Kong began to charge up his Giant Punch attack, but before Ness could interrupt with a kick, Ganondorf used an elbow to send Ness out of the way. Captain Falcon moved in and used two upward kicks on Ness, and as he came down, Ganondorf did the same. Ness was launched at a great speed into the air, and he came down at an even greater, but the greatest was to come. As Ness fell, he had only gotten a brief glance to the left, where Donkey Kong's Giant Punch had been fully charged. D.K. was waiting for him, and sent Ness flying into the side of the arena with his fully charged Giant Punch attack.
"GAME!"
As the Smashers gave Donkey Kong, Captain Falcon and Ganondorf a near- hero's welcome, with their cheering and applause, the trio dashed in, all doing lame dances and singing the same song.
"Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin, I came to win battle me that's a spin--" To make a long story short, the threesome (not that kind of threesome, perverts) had all the Smashers jumping up and down, singing along with them. "JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP! JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!"
"What does jumping have to do with Ness having just gotten his butt kicked for the third time?" Young Link asked his older protege while in a jump.
"Beats me, but it's fun!" Link replied, continuing to jump. After everyone had continued to jump, the Smashers settled down and went into the bleachers and in the general watching area, to prepare to watch the next fight.
"The next fight is Fox, Falco and the Ice Climbers versus Ness!"
"Great, we get paired up with munchkins" Complained Falco as he and Fox made their way to the ring. As the pair of pilots got closer, Ness stepped in front of them, looking as angry as heck and healed as well.
"You two don't scare me!" He stated, stamping the ground.
"Do we scare you?" Popo asked as he and Nana dashed up next to Fox and Falco.
"AAH!" Ness screamed in a high-pitched voice, hiding behind Marth, who gave Ness a kick and a slash before walking away. Ness shook in fear, his arms shielded over his head.
"How come you're scared of THEM but not us?!" Fox exclaimed angrily.
"T-they have hammers" Ness shivered.
Fox and Falco shrugged before snatching the Ice Climber's hammers. They both brandished them in Ness' directions. "DO WE SCARE YOU NOW?!" Shrieked Fox in a fake maniacal voice, looking like a rabid wolf as he held the hammer up.
"BWAHAHAHAHA!" Laughed Falco insanely.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Ness dashed off towards Final Destination, screaming at the top of his lungs in a loud, girly voice. Fox, Falco, Popo and Nana cracked up laughing loudly, until Popo and Nana grabbed their hammers back. Popo whacked Fox while Nana hit Falco, both hits making their way into their shins.
"OW!" They yelled.
"What'd I do?" Falco whined, massaging his hurt shin.
"You took our hammers" Nana replied harshly.
"Plus you called us munchkins!" Popo added, giving Fox's foot an extra thwap.
"YOWCH!"
"Now come on, we're outta here" Nana commanded. Popo and Nana walked off towards Final Destination, Fox and Falco following them, yet ever slowly.
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"This should be a good one" Began Falco. "Captain Falcon is pretty strong, he beat me every time we fought. He should give that weakling Ness an even better whooping, and Ganondorf and D.K. aren't going to let Ness go without some strong butt-kicking"
"Best of all, we're up right after 'em" Fox added.
The two sides were already on the field. Ness stood ready...well, as ready as a weakling about to take on three powerhouses could be anyway. Captain Falcon was throwing punches at the air, while Donkey Kong cracked his knuckles. Ganondorf just stood there with his arms crossed...so eerily. The three of them went into fighting position as they heard Master Hand make his announcement.
"Three...two...one...BEAT-UP NESS!"
Captain Falcon dashed in first and used his Raptor Boost to deal little damage but sent his annoying little twerpy opponent into the air. Donkey Kong leapt after Ness and pounded two fists forward. Ness descended and hit Ganondorf with two hands forward, but it did minor damage, less than Ness wished. Donkey Kong grabbed Ness and whacked him a few times before throwing him backwards. Ness got up to see that Ganondorf was looming over him, fists raised. There were two loud thuds, and quickly Ness was doubled over on the ground. Ganondorf lifted Ness up by his head before using a side kick. Captain Falcon leapt in and used two punches, followed by another Raptor Boost. Ganondorf double-jumped after Ness and grabbed onto him. Ness seemed to explode with electrical energy as he was sent flying at a great velocity from Ganondorf's Dark Dive move. But before Ness could recharge his batteries, Captain Falcon and Donkey Kong were already dashing towards him. Being much faster, Captain Falcon used his Falcon Kick on Ness to hit him right in the stomach. Covered with flames, Ness got to his feet and attempted to attack, but just as Donkey Kong used a whack with his very long arms to flick Ness away. The three of them dashed in and began to attack him physically. Ganondorf's fists bashed into Ness' face several times, while Donkey Kong made good use of his hands to his advantage with strength almost as strong as Ganondorf. Captain Falcon had began the onslaught with a right punch, then a left, followed it with a knee and then began to punch at Ness several times. Surrounded on three sides by attacks, Ness was unable to launch any attacks of his own. The three of them quickly piled up damage on him, until he heard Captain Falcon yelling something.
"Fal-cone...PUNCH!" Captain Falcon thrust his fiery fist forward as a shape of a falcon made of fire came in. Ness was struck by the strong punch, but being that Master Hand turned the gravity up so Ness would need to take a very long beating to be defeated, Ness wasn't quite finished yet. He hit the ground with a thump. Donkey Kong began to pound at the ground, causing Ness to go upwards, and when he came down he was hit again. With a rumbling sound, Ganondorf came in with his Wizard's Foot. The powerful attack struck Ness, leaving him covered with the dark energy used in his kick as he went flying. Donkey Kong and Ganondorf both dashed in, Captain Falcon followed but walking, taking his time. Donkey Kong used his Kong Klap, which caused Ness' head to spin immediatley. As the wimp walked around, Captain Falcon and Ganondorf, after a quick nod to each other, both used their Smashes, which were strong elbows. Ness cried out just before Donkey Kong took to the air and used a two-footed stomp to send Ness crashing to the ground. Following this up, with a grip by the shirt Captain Falcon did a reverse kick-out to kick Ness into Ganondorf, who had one leg held out. He kicked Ness straight in the stomach, which somehow sent him backwards, and then kicked him forwards. After the leg whip was done, Ganondorf used his feared Tornado Kick. Two strong kicks connected with Ness, doing the heaviest damage of all, before sending him straight into the sky, now that the damage had become too much. Ness' screams echoed, as did the Smasher's cheers, before Ness became a star in the sky.
Ganondorf spun around in the air, giving a brief laugh. Ness returned and quickly avenged this by Smashing his bat into Ganondorf's face. He was extremely angry, as were Captain Falcon and Donkey Kong. How could they not be, for Ness violated the number one rule of The Melee (No, not No Free Napkins): NEVER, EVER interrupt a posing Smasher. Falcon quickly uppercutted Ness in the chin and used Falcon Kick to send him to the side. He and Donkey Kong dashed after him, Ganondorf following ever slowly after recovering from the shot to the face. Ness rolled backwards before shooting a P.K. Fire to trap Captain Falcon and Donkey Kong in place. Ganondorf simply leapt over the flame-wall and smashed his feet into Ness' head. Ness' head was spinning...he would have taken the chance to punch Captain Falcon in the face if it wasn't. But the result was vice-versa, as Captain Falcon's fist made it's way into Ness' nose. Ness stumbled back, and right into Donkey Kong's Headbutt. With a loud thud, a large amount of earth and rock had seemingly appeared to bind Ness into the ground. Taking advantage, Donkey Kong began to use Hand Slap to quickly rack up damage, while Ness could do nothing. While this was happening, Captain Falcon and Ganondorf began to pound at Ness with their hands and feet. By the time Ness got out, he had taken serious damage. It had seemed that he just pulled away from the ground when Captain Falcon double-jumped above Ness and used Falcon Kick to come downwards and send Ness away, the young boy caught up in flames. As he did, Ganondorf leapt in and did a forward midair punch that sent Ness flying to the other side of the arena. Ness thudded to the ground, but was far too worn out to get up again. He just groaned and rolled onto his side.
Donkey Kong dashed at Ness and lifted a foot for his dashing kick attack. Ness was elevated into the air, giving Donkey Kong a chance to capitalize with a brief whack. Captain Falcon connected with a Raptor Boost that sent Ness especially high, with the damage he had already taken. Ness held out his palms to 'electrocute' Captain Falcon, who responded in turn with two upwards kicks and jumped for a smashing knee into Ness' stomach. Ness gave a cry before going flying, and flying into D.K.'s grip. The ape (and I mean that as a description word, not as an insult) latched Ness to his back and began to make his way to the edge. Captain Falcon and Ganondorf both leapt above Ness and both attacked with similar double-footed stomps onto Ness' front. The attacks added an amazing amount of damage for two moves. Donkey Kong carried Ness to the middle of the stadium and flung him upwards into the air. No matter how hard D.K. threw, however, Ness still found his way down pretty easily. He used his P.K. Thunder while plunging to hit Captain Falcon, but he was left open to attack. Donkey Kong took the chance while Ness came down to headbutt the weakling and then use both hands to punch Ness into the ground. There, Captain Falcon was waiting with arms locked. He shoved his elbow into Ness' gut, sending him flying from the stage, caught aflame with the much damage taken, and pretty quickly sent off the arena. "Show me ya moves!" Captain Falcon taunted, giving a salute. Ness reappeared on the floating platform thingy, above the arena and landed, now on his last stock.
He immediatley threw his fist into Donkey Kong's face twice and followed it with a kick. Unfazed much, D.K. swept upwards to hit Ness on the head, just as the temporary invincibility faded away, like his hopes of winning. Captain Falcon made his mark with his Falcon Dive, grabbing Ness with a jump and sending him away, caught up aflame from the attack. Ganondorf grabbed Ness and kicked at him, punched his chest, although it was more of a thrust right into Ness' heart, and nearly beheaded him with an air Gerudo Dragon which launched Ness. Donkey Kong and Captain Falcon capitalized immediatley after Ganondorf made his hit, beating at Ness without mercy. Breaking from the neutral attacks thrown by both of the veterans, Captain Falcon leapt up, in order to have charge time and..."Fal-cone...PUNCH!" As Captain Falcon used his strange punching attack, fire in the form of a falcon formed above his fist to deliver a very strong move. Unfortunately, the same one was coming again...but in a worse form. Ganondorf held out his elbow and gave a brief loud groan as he charged energy, and with a bit of a scream used his Warlock's Punch. His arm seemed to explode with black and purple energy, as the insanely strong move made it's way into Ness' forehead. He was thrust at an extremely great velocity, but even with the Warlock Punch's superior power, he didn't make it back. Master Hand had previously turned up the gravity to give the best Ness-beating experience to all the Smashers. Ness thudded against the ground, and Ganondorf began to stomp at Ness' back, Ness yelling out each time Ganondorf's boot smacked into Ness' back. Captain Falcon dashed at Ness' and shoulder-butted him right into Ganondorf, who used two Thunder Punches followed by an outward side kick. Ness had not yet lost the fight, though.
He attacked in a last-minute desperate rage. He shot wave after wave of P.K. Thunder and P.K. Fire and P.K. Flash and whatever other P.K. Crap he has at the three of them. However, these weak attacks could be easily dodged or absorbed by the fighters. The P.K. Flash was an easy move-away by Captain Falcon. The P.K. Thunder seemed to bounce off of Donkey Kong's chest. Ganondorf laughed in the face of missed P.K. Thunders. They seemed to not be working. Donkey Kong quickly spun around in place. The first spin, which was a windup, did the most damage to Ness. Donkey Kong crouched and whacked at Ness' knees several times to weaken them, before Ness turned around to hit Donkey Kong in the face with his bat. Having hung back enough, Captain Falcon and Ganondorf dashed back in. Ganondorf kicked into Ness' stomach and elbowed him upwards in the chin. Captain Falcon quickly used his Raptor Boost to send Ness into the air, leaving Ganondorf an opportunity to use his Dark Dive and fling Ness away like one of those pesky rats always getting in your house. He was launched right below Captain Falcon, who was in the process of jumping, and he "Stepped On It" to Meteor Smash Ness into the floor below. Donkey Kong began to charge up his Giant Punch attack, but before Ness could interrupt with a kick, Ganondorf used an elbow to send Ness out of the way. Captain Falcon moved in and used two upward kicks on Ness, and as he came down, Ganondorf did the same. Ness was launched at a great speed into the air, and he came down at an even greater, but the greatest was to come. As Ness fell, he had only gotten a brief glance to the left, where Donkey Kong's Giant Punch had been fully charged. D.K. was waiting for him, and sent Ness flying into the side of the arena with his fully charged Giant Punch attack.
"GAME!"
As the Smashers gave Donkey Kong, Captain Falcon and Ganondorf a near- hero's welcome, with their cheering and applause, the trio dashed in, all doing lame dances and singing the same song.
"Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin, I came to win battle me that's a spin--" To make a long story short, the threesome (not that kind of threesome, perverts) had all the Smashers jumping up and down, singing along with them. "JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP! JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!"
"What does jumping have to do with Ness having just gotten his butt kicked for the third time?" Young Link asked his older protege while in a jump.
"Beats me, but it's fun!" Link replied, continuing to jump. After everyone had continued to jump, the Smashers settled down and went into the bleachers and in the general watching area, to prepare to watch the next fight.
"The next fight is Fox, Falco and the Ice Climbers versus Ness!"
"Great, we get paired up with munchkins" Complained Falco as he and Fox made their way to the ring. As the pair of pilots got closer, Ness stepped in front of them, looking as angry as heck and healed as well.
"You two don't scare me!" He stated, stamping the ground.
"Do we scare you?" Popo asked as he and Nana dashed up next to Fox and Falco.
"AAH!" Ness screamed in a high-pitched voice, hiding behind Marth, who gave Ness a kick and a slash before walking away. Ness shook in fear, his arms shielded over his head.
"How come you're scared of THEM but not us?!" Fox exclaimed angrily.
"T-they have hammers" Ness shivered.
Fox and Falco shrugged before snatching the Ice Climber's hammers. They both brandished them in Ness' directions. "DO WE SCARE YOU NOW?!" Shrieked Fox in a fake maniacal voice, looking like a rabid wolf as he held the hammer up.
"BWAHAHAHAHA!" Laughed Falco insanely.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Ness dashed off towards Final Destination, screaming at the top of his lungs in a loud, girly voice. Fox, Falco, Popo and Nana cracked up laughing loudly, until Popo and Nana grabbed their hammers back. Popo whacked Fox while Nana hit Falco, both hits making their way into their shins.
"OW!" They yelled.
"What'd I do?" Falco whined, massaging his hurt shin.
"You took our hammers" Nana replied harshly.
"Plus you called us munchkins!" Popo added, giving Fox's foot an extra thwap.
"YOWCH!"
"Now come on, we're outta here" Nana commanded. Popo and Nana walked off towards Final Destination, Fox and Falco following them, yet ever slowly.